Tinkering Inklings

Spoilers for the most recent episode-

That look on Emma's face is priceless. Just a drabble from her POV on that couple second window. Because let's face it, many of us just have a massive stream of consciousness.

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They came out together, Hook and Tinker Bell. Why were they together? And more importantly, why does this bother me?

It doesn't. I mean, Hook can do whatever he wants. He's a grown pirate.

"Were you two…?"

"No!" and "Maybe" at the same time is a bad omen generally. So what's with this nasty twisting inside? Jealousy? I'm not jealous! Of Tinker Bell and Hook?

Well…maybe. No! I mean, it's not like we're together. And it was just one kiss. One really amazing, mind blowing, sweet kiss. That of course meant nothing. Because I said it was a one time thing.

I mean, the look on Tink's face. She looked pretty horrified at the notion. And Hook's a bastard but I doubt he'd ever take advantage of a girl. After all, "blah blah, I'm a pirate, I can seduce women easily, blah blah, sexual innuendo."

I just got some bile in the back of my throat thinking about that. "Blah blah sex joke, let's look into my charming and deep eyes," because let's face it, a man like that is just too good looking for his own good. Not like I'd ever tell him that. His ego is swollen enough as is. And his head. I'm sure his south pole is pretty engorged too all the time. Again, not like I actively think about anything along that line. Nope. Not any of the time.

But back to my point. I mean, Hook and Tink? Bad move. Again, he can do what he wants but I can't really see that working out. I mean, if they're together, good for them I guess. They're adults. I mean, how old is Hook really? Does he ever age? I really have to ask him that later. Cause he looks good for his age. Whatever it is.

And come on, I mean, I know Tink's spent a long time on an island but she can do better than the one handed womanizing wonder. She's pretty and a bit of a spit fire. Pretty sure that's his type though. Then again, female is his type. I don't recall a single female he didn't flirt with throughout most of our journeys. Except Regina but…well…

Moving on. Adults. Yeah. But for an adult he makes a lot of stupid choices. And there was that one time when he failed to kill Gold THEN got hit by a car. Which of course wasn't funny. At all.

"There are all sorts of places I can make you hurt." May not have been one of my best moves. I mean, I'm sure David would have no problem putting him back in the hospital if he messes with Tinker Bell. Good for Dr Whale, bad for the hand cuff business. I digress. Hook makes a lot of stupid choices. We know this.

When's he going to learn that his choices affect other people?

So…something with Henry. What were we talking about?

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