Warning, this is a sequel to the latest chapter of the Wayne Manor rules. Please read it first if you already didn't xD
#36. I am not allowed to sneak into Alfred's bedroom to search for the crystal ID key-necklace
Sean sneaks stealthy down the hallway then somersaults across the floor to the next wall and pokes his head around it to lurk at Alfred who is cleaning the hallway floor by his bedroom door.
Luckily for Sean, the butler stands with his back toward him and the door so all he has to do is sneak quietly down the hallway then into the room and search for the crystal ID key for his car.
The young boy is absolutely sure it's in there because he had looked everywhere and it wasn't anywhere so Alfred's bedroom is the only logic place left.
Sean swifts down the hallway then into the room with the stealth of a ninja and Alfred hadn't heard a thing.
Alfred then turned around and grabbed the doorknob of his bedroom door and closed it then locking it securely. Sean was hidden under the bed by then so Alfred hadn't seen him.
Sean crawls from under his hiding spot then starts his investigation. The ID key has to be somewhere, but where?
"Think like Alfred and you'll find it," Sean mumbled to himself then scoping his eyes around the room. "Think! Think! Think!"
His pillow?
Sean looks under the pillow but it's not the ID key of his car he finds. It's an adult male magazine with pictures of…
"Ugh," Sean said while throwing up in his mouth. "This is information I could live without."
Quickly Sean proceeds investigation for his car key when he suddenly heard Alfred yell to no one in particular; "I KNOW THERE IS A SLIGHT CHANCE YOU LOT WILL SNITCH, BUT HAS ANYONE SEEN MISTER ORNELAS?!"
"YEAH, I SAW HIM SNEAKING INTO YOUR ROOM! HE'S TRYING TO FIND THE KEY OF HIS CAR TO TAKE HIM TO STARLING CITY!" Jack's voice guffawed.
Fast like the wind, Sean swoops through the room but can't find the ID key anywhere and he can hear Alfred stomp back up the stairs. He has to be fast and think like Alfred.
Then it suddenly hits him.
The dirty magazine under Alfred's pillow. Maybe it's hidden in there because Alfred would never ever do those things what normal men do with those magazines. Okay, he's a guy too but he's a decent guy, right? Maybe Alfred hid it in there because he knew Sean would be disgusted with the magazine idea and bolt.
Sean can hear Alfred approach the door and the key is being put into the lock.
"Sean, you can do it," Sean mumbled then stepped back to the pillow. "Come on, Selina won't find out and she definitely won't me mad if you opened it with eyes closed."
The street boy grabbed the pillow then the magazine and tossed it across the room in utterly disgust.
"AAGH!" Alfred screamed when the magazine hit his face right after he had opened the door and stepped into the room. The necklace skid across the floor. "Oh no you won't!"
Both Alfred and Sean ran to the necklace and reached for it.
Sean turned out to be slightly faster then ran out of the room laughing in victory; "OLIVER QUEEN, PREPARE YOURSELF BECAUSE SEAN ORNELAS IS GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT!"
#37. Even though I have no choice, I am not allowed to take Selina Kyle to Starling city
Sean dashed ecstatic with the crystal ID key out the front door then to the garage where his incredibly fast blue car is parked. There is only a problem waiting for him inside the car.
"Selina, get out!" Sean barked frustrated when he saw the cat-like girl sitting in the passenger seat. "I'm going on a payback mission and I don't want you to come with me, because you'll only going to distract me!"
Selina smiles sweetly; "What if I promise you not to distract you?"
"Yeah, you always say that. Now get out!"
Selina shrugged then stepped out of the car while Sean ran around the car and planted his butt behind the steering wheel. Then he held the crystal ID key close to the dashboard until it glowed green.
"Welcome back, Sean Ornelas. It has been a while since you logged in. Do you want me to tell you my recently updates or are there any updates I need to make?"
"No, no updates today. Although, can you make connection with the internet and find Mr. Oliver Queen's address? He lives in Starling City."
"Yes, of course I can do that." There's a tiny bleep then the name of Mr. Queen's street and house number appears on the dashboard screen. "Is this the address you want me to take you too?"
"Yes, that is the address exactly. Also, can you locate the Arrow Bunker? I mean, Sherlock programmed you so you obviously must have some hack into security systems."
"Yes, I can locate anything what you want, but it might take a while though. While I search for this Arrow Bunker I'll start the engine first so you can have a relaxed ride to Starling City, okay?"
"That would be great. Also, it's a little hot in here so if you could turn on the cooling system, that would be great."
"Of course, Sean Ornelas. Do you want me to order your favorite pizza as well so you can eat it when you take a break in your trip?"
"You can do that?"
"Of course. I just put your order ten minutes before you arrive the nearest pizza place so it will be ready once you are there."
"Thanks, that would be great."
"Alright, Sean, sit back and enjoy the ride."
The engine started then Sean grabbed for the steering wheel and waved at Selina who still stood beside the car looking extremely angry. Then the car started to drive for like two inches before the engine turned off again.
"Wait, what is happening."
"I'm sorry, Sean, but I guess you should have said yes when I asked you if you wanted to know my recent updates. You see, Kitty Cat Kyle updated me with an over-ride program which allows her to break into my system whenever she wants. A few seconds ago she gave me orders to keep you at Wayne Manor at all cost."
Sean glanced through the front window with rage and met Selina's wicked smirk as she waved at him tauntingly. Then suddenly her voice echoed through the speakers of the dashboard computer system.
"You have troubles with getting away, Kitty Toy Sean?"
"Oh yes, that is one other update Kitty Cat Kyle made. She knew you wouldn't use ear-phones anymore after what happened so she decided to update me with an extra voice program. This way she can plug in whenever she wants and talk to you."
Sean looked at Selina with murderous rage then saw Alfred coming outside the manor who then stormed toward them.
"Is there any way you can over-ride or ignore her orders?" Sean asked frantically looking at Alfred then at Selina back at Alfred.
"I'm sorry, but I need to require another update for that. Do you want me to download it?"
"Yes please," Sean said.
"Nope, you don't need to download it," Selina grinned.
"Wait, I detect an error. I'm sorry Sean, but I have to inform you that Kitty Cat Kyle's orders are top priority and therefore I-
"Yeah, you know what, never mind," Sean grumbled then opening the passenger seat window; "Selina, get your butt in here then tell it to take us away before Alfred-
"No problem, Sean! I thought you would never ask!" Selina said then hopped beside Sean and gave the program clearance to take them to Starling City.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Alfred roared frustrated when he saw the shiny blue car speed off through the gate.
"YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!" Sean and Selina cheered ecstatic when they drove into the horizon.
#38. I am not allowed to show Selina my belly button. I should know she would do things with it and that I am still a boy and can't make her stop because my body (I'll stop here, you'll get the idea, just don't show Selina your belly button) (Just don't)
Sean skipped back to the car with the warm pizza and sat down beside Selina in the backseat of his car.
When the both of them were chewing on their third slice of piece, the sides of Selina's mouth curled up in a mischievous smile.
"Sean, can I see your belly button?"
Sean almost choked on his slice of pizza then coughs awkwardly; "I told you Selina, no distractions during this payback mission."
"Come on, giving me a tiny glimpse of your belly button won't be that much of a distraction for you, will it?"
Sean rolled his eyes then realized it might be best to obey and give her a tiny wink with his belly button. Maybe she will then shut up and let him move on with his mission.
The street boy puts his half-finished pizza slice back into the box then un-buckles his belt and pulls his shirt up for like a split second.
"Happy now?"
Sean tucks his shirt back in and is about to buckle his belt again when Selina shook her head violently.
"No, I'm not happy. It went way too fast. Bruce showed his to me for like five seconds so the least thing you can do is show it to me with the same amount of time!"
Sean rolled his eyes; "Fine!"
Sean pulls his shirt back up showing his belly button then suddenly Selina threw her pizza slice onto his stomach.
"Selina, now is not the time to have a food fight in the car," Sean grunted then taking the pizza off his stomach. "Now look what you have done. There's tomato Sause in my belly button and I just cleaned it this morning!"
Before Sean realized what happened Selina said; "Easy fixed!" then she lied on top of him and put her mouth over his belly button.
"Selina, no! Bad Selina! Stop right now!"
Selina smirked while kissing his belly button; "You're mouth says stop it, but your buddy seems to like it."
"Don't accuse me for having a boner, because that is not my you know what, it's my gun!"
Selina frowned; "What is your gun doing down there?" Then she shrugged and proceeded kissing his belly button.
Pedestrians pasted by the car and saw it rocking violently and heard a boy yell; "Selina, stop it! Don't make me grab my gun and smack your head with it!"
"Please Sean, I'll know it's not your gun down there because for the past five seconds it grew like an inch or…
Selina couldn't say no more because a police officer pounded on the window then Sean demanded the car system to go fully on auto-pilot and take them as far away from the pizza place as possible.
#39. I am not allowed to let Mr. Queen know I'm in the city
"Oliver, someone is trying to hack through our internet security," Felicity cried frantically while trying to keep the hacker out of her computer system. "Someone that goes by the name KnightCat."
Oliver frowned confused; "NightCat? I don't know any villain that goes by that name."
"No, KnightCat with a "K" not a 'N'," Felicity said still trying to keep the hacker out, but her attempts were futile.
Felicity's computer screen went grainy then a voice guffawed; "Aright Mr. Queen! Your worst nightmare—wait, can he even see me cz I can't see him."
Oliver recognized the voice and slapped his forehead then a girl's voice said; "That's because your system isn't fully hacked into theirs yet, My Kitty Toy KnightStalker. Just wait a few extra seconds and…
Sean's face finally zooms into view then guffaws loudly; "Alright, Mr. Queen! Your worst nightmare just arrived in your city!"
A very weird purring sound is heard in the background.
#40. I am not allowed to show Mr. Queen what I can do to his alter-ego's safety
Oliver rolled his eyes; "Look, NightStalker, be a smart boy and turn around while you still can."
"It's Knight, not Night!" Sean bellowed murderous then heaving his fist threating; "I just arrived in your city and I will make you pay for it. Expect it when you'll least expect it!"
His friends are in the room so Oliver has to safe his face and guffaws; "Ha, I'm shaking in my boots, little boy."
Sean's face turns red in rage the exclaims; "You'll should be, Mr. Queen!"
The street boy starts pushing some buttons and suddenly the coordination's of the Arrow Cave starts sending to all different locations in Starling City. They can see it happen on Felicity's computer screens.
"What did you just do?!" Oliver yelled in panic while his eyes widened in shock.
Sean smirked; "I just send the coordination's to your Arrow Cave to all the well-known villains of Starling City. That's what happens when you call me 'little boy'. Now you had a taste of what I can do to you, better prepare yourself for that what I'm going to do to you to make you pay for calling me a villain."
"But you are a villain! I mean, this is what a villain does! You brought my identity in jeopardy!"
"No, you brought your own identity in jeopardy after calling me a villain. Now, to show you I'm not a villain I will intercept these messages because they aren't send 100% yet. Just say sorry and I'll press the cancel button."
Oliver zips his lips tightly.
"Come on man, say sorry," Diggle said shaking Oliver like a rag-doll.
"NEVER!" Oliver exclaimed.
And at that moment the coordinations of Oliver Queen's house start to dart all over the screen along with those of the Arrow Cave.
#41. I am not allowed the kidnap the pizza delivery boy then deliver the pizza myself
Felicity received full control on her system again then intercepted all the messages. They sighed in relieve then decided to call for a pizza.
Ten minutes later…
The pizza boy strolls down the driveway when suddenly a crazy blur of black leather, dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, though he couldn't see those details because it was too dark so all he saw was a blur, knocked him to the ground.
"What was that?" Diggle frowned when he heard the tiny yelp from the pizza boy's throat. They muted the TV but everything was quite. "Sorry, I'm probably start imagining things after what that Ornelas boy did to our system."
Felicity shivered when a chill ran down her spine; "I looked the name Sean Ornelas on the net and it said reporters had trouble with keep up with him or finding out things about him because he's too fast, too smart and too-
*Ding-Dong* the doorbell said.
"AAGH!" Felicity and Diggle screamed at the same time.
Oliver rolled his eyes; "Would you two please stop? You both act like little babies. I mean, it's not like Sean Ornelas will ring the door. He's a villain so he will most likely jump through windows etc.
"Don't say that," Diggle replied then hugging his pillow. "You'll giving me nightmares."
Thea skipped inside with the pizza then cried with glee as she held a boy's arm; "Oliver, look who's suddenly delivering pizzas in Starling City. It's Sean Ornelas, isn't that great?"
Felicity fainted in shock.
Diggle hid under the couch.
And Oliver? He was hanging on the chandelier because that is how high he jumped in shock.
#42. I am not allowed to eat the pizza myself while watching how Selina 'plays' with Mr. Queen
Sean plants his butt onto the couch then proceeds watching (together with Thea) how Selina skips inside through the front door with her whip then tries to use it on Oliver who is still hanging on the chandelier above their heads.
"Could you please keep that girl on a leash?!" Oliver bellowed while trying to heave his butt a little higher. Thanks to the manufactures of the chandelier it could hold pretty much weight. "What is wrong with her, man? Did she escape from the asylum or something?!"
"You shouldn't have said that," Sean grinned then taking the pizza while Selina hissed and growled then jumping up and down to grab Oliver. When she finally managed to do so, she only needed him to get down to 'reward' him with a painful wedgie.
It took five minutes before the chandelier finally broke and Oliver collapsed onto the floor with a thud.
Selina jumped on top of him then saw Diggle lying under the couch in fear and smirked; "Are you going to help your friend, or can I do with him what I want?"
"No, please, be my guest," Diggle replied while shaking like a leaf. "I won't stop you."
Oliver threw a very dirty glare to his friend then…
"AAH!" Oliver screamed then clutched his hands to his down area that was now held in a tight knot due to Selina pulling up his pants from behind. "AAAH!"
Thea looked slightly fearfully; "Don't you think you should ask her to stop?"
"What is the fun in that?" Sean grinned then flicked his fingers; "Let's eat the pizza before it gets cold."
Thea hops on the couch then offers Sean a slice and then the both of them resumed watching how Oliver tried to escape from Selina's mad antics.
"Get her off of me!" Oliver cried with teary eyes.
Sean shakes his head; "Sorry Oliver, but hasn't anyone ever taught you to not take away a cat's toy?"
Selina grabs the top of Oliver's pants and shoves it down then prepared her whip for the perfect…
"OUCH! THAT HURTS!"
#43. I am not allowed to interrupt The Arrow's vigilante missions
"J.R Bourne, you failed this city!" The Arrow bellowed then suddenly playing cards flew through the air which instantly turned into throwing knifes. Luckily he could dodge them all.
While dusting off his clothes, Arrow heard a scream then it was silent. What had happened?
With the biggest frown imaginable, Arrow sneaks closer and finds the villain aka Double down lying on the ground unconscious. Then he spots Sean a few feet away, grinning madly.
"You know, just a tip for another time; maybe you'll should keep your voice down because hollering stuff about failing a city does not make you stealthy."
And with that, Sean skips off with a proud smirk.
#44. I am not allowed to allow a whip training session between Felicity and Selina with Mr. Queen as involuntary volunteer
Oliver wakes up from his sleep then suddenly realizes he's lying with his face down onto the kitchen table. He's also strapped tightly with his arms beside his body and the fresh morning breeze blows through the window and touches his bare buttocks.
"Who did this to me?!" Oliver bellowed infuriated.
Suddenly Felicity's face touches his nose and she blushes; "Selina is going to give me a whip training session."
"Wait, so you and her knocked me out then-
"Nah, that is all Sean's job. You know, he's actually not that scary once you know him."
"Thanks for your never ending support, Felicity Smoak," Oliver grunted sarcastic then looking around frantically; "Wait, where is Diggle?"
Selina skips into the room.
"Are you ready for your training session, Miss. Smoak?"
"Please call me Felicity," the young woman said then smirking and blushing wildly; "I think I'm ready."
Selina hands her one of her spare whips then grins; "Keep in mind; it all has to come from your wrist, like this."
And with that, the street girl lashes the left side of Oliver's butt who screamed in pain.
"Now it's your turn!"
Felicity bounces in her spot for a moment to boost herself up then readies the whip and…
"AAAGH!" Oliver screamed in pure and utterly pain then started to cry; "Diggle, please help me! They are going to ruin my beautiful buttocks!"
Sadly, Diggle was nowhere to be found.
#45. I am not allowed to sign Diggle as my personal valet
A few minutes before rule 44…
Sean drops the unconscious Oliver onto the kitchen table then straps him and leaves to find the scared and whimpering Mr. Diggle.
"Ah, there you are!" Sean said then imprisons Mr. Diggle from under his bed and says importantly; "I'm Sean Ornelas and you are going to be my personal valet for a day."
Without any further objection (cz he was too scared), Mr. Diggle nods obediently then hops in his car and starts driving Sean around the city.
Sean is having the time of his life then spots the most expensive ice cream salon in the city.
"Valet Diggle, get inside and get me a scoop of all the flavours they have."
Mr. Diggle's mouth drops agape; "Do you have any idea how many that will cost?"
"What is your problem man. Just get Mr. Queen's credit card and-
"I don't have Oliver's credit card!"
Sean rolled his eyes; "And that is why I am the world's best pocket thief."
And with that, the street boy shows Oliver's credit card.
Mr. Diggle rolled his eyes then muttered; "Pick pocketing an unconscious man doesn't make you world's best pocket thief."
"Did you say something, Valet Diggle?"
Diggle can see Sean's murderous stare in the rear view mirror.
"I'll get you that ice cream, Master Ornelas."
Sean smirked proudly; "Atta boy!"
#46. To make him finally apologize to me, I am not allowed to creep up behind Mr. Queen then scare the crap out of him
Oliver finally freed himself from Felicity's and Selina's pain training then hurried to his room to get some soft cooling lotion for his red butt.
Sean sneaks quietly up behind Oliver then whispers in his hear, creepy; "I'm going to kill you."
"NOOO! AAHHH!" Oliver screamed in fear then storming outside his room while screaming from the top of his lungs; "I'm sorry, okay! I'm sorry Sean, just don't hurt me! Please go back to Gotham and leave me alone!"
"That's all I wanted to hear!" Sean smirked then grabbed Selina and-
"MISTER ORNELAS, MISS KYLE, GET HERE RIGHT NOW!"
The two teens get chased all over Starling City by Alfred because it so happened Diggle and he were friends and he recently found out he raised them and that's why he called the butler for help.
Sean wasn't very happy, at all.
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