"You have a daughter?" Ten-ten asked. "Yes, adopted. I wondered how it would be. When I had to do missions I would just send her to another city under a different name. Sasuke's smart to see that she's my daughter. I almost envy him." I replied. "So aren't you going to help her?" Ten-ten asked again. "Nope." I replied. "Why?" "Because her real father is 'Lord Dracuro'" "Wait. So he's going to save her then?" "Woman, if you want to watch get on the roof." I was getting more than a little annoyed with her by this point, and it showed in my voice. Ten-ten ran on the roof and yanked me along with her. On the way up the stairs, she paused and when I looked back I saw a shadow-like hand holding her ankle. Shikamaru. Just then, Ino jumped over Shikamaru and ran toward me with her arms open wide. I guess I was supposed to hug her. She stopped abruptly as I put a gun to her tummy. Ino's pinky finger twitched a bit. Shikamaru saw this and he used his control over Ten-ten's body to pull me into a hug. But when she tried to kiss me, I turned my head away. Now it was Ino's turn to be sad. "What? You don't love ME anymore?" 'What is with all the questions today, fuck?!' I thought it first, but before it could escape my lips I managed to answer her lame question, as I put my gun away. "No we're just acquaintances." "So what about our baby?" "It's not mine. It's not my fault that you went and slept with other men!" "Wha--? How did you know!?"  "You're a Jonin; I am an ex-lieutenant. I know everything that happens among my men." It was a matter of fact, of course. "Shikamaru," I looked towards my former friend. "Does the child's shadow seem to be thicker than normal?" "The child shadow is like mines and anyone else. Why?" Shikamaru asked. "There you go; the reason is simple, the child's energy produces a large amount of energy that allows the child to control its shadow, well at least to me and reading his energy patterns. So to put it bluntly, he's the father of your child." A bullet went into Shikamaru's eye. Ten-ten snapped her finger and his head exploded. As the spray of blood began to abate, Ten-ten walked up to Ino and put a gun on her head. With a smile, she said, "I want to kill you because you made your damn man touch me. I offer you a choice. Trade us Naruto's daughter or I kill you now. It's your choice." "Well..." Ino started as Ten-ten cocked the gun. "Trade...I guess." We left her behind and continued up the stairs towards the door. That was when two people rushed up to me, so as I jumped into the air Ten-Ten shot one. The other followed me into the sky. Good. I always liked having excuses to use this jutsu. My hands flashed in signs and the crackle of electricity formed in my palm. My opponent threw a fuuma shuriken at me. As it flew at me it multiplied into several. No problem. "CHIDORI NAGISA SWARM!" The shurikens passed through me, as I was moving at speed, and I charged at my opponent, intending to kill...then I stopped, a mask of confusion on my face. "Ten-ten?!" What the-? "How is this? How can this happen?" I looked back just to make sure. Yup...Ten-ten was still standing on the ground below me. The floating figure spoke. "I am Ten-ten Uzimaki, your wife six months from now. I came back here to tell you that you need to kill Sasuke now, somehow or else……." I didn't let her finish...instead I hit her in the stomach with the chidori and ripped out her spine. The present Ten-ten smiled. "He is definitely my husband." As the blood dripped down and touched the ground suddenly I was in front of my daughter. She was so cute. "Dear, why didn't you kill these people when they tried to kidnap you?" "They couldn't kidnap me even if they tried really hard papa." She shrugged. "School was boring so I decided to go with them." Iruka was there now, staring at me. "How did you get here Naruto?"  "Naruto followed her energy pattern. Duh, baka!" Ten-ten rolled her eyes. "So uh, who's fighting over there?"Iruka asked. Suddenly, in the blink of an eye Sasuke was there too. In that same instance, everyone except Sasuke, Ino, Ten-ten, and my daughter seemed to burst into blood. "That's what you all get for being so dumb." I thought, just as a loud annoying sound filled my world. "...damn." I opened my eyes. My room was quiet, other than that sound, and everything seemed normal. I turned my eyes towards my alarm clock. I pressed the snooze button and sat up. "Man, what a strange dream." "So, you're up sleepy head." I glanced over as Ten-ten walked into the room. Ten-Ten...my wife...and she wore nothing but an apron. She sat on the bed and kissed me.