A/N: Reviewers, I love you. Here, free crack for everyone!!...No, but seriously, I don't do that. Why do drugs when you can give sexy yuri hugs? Hm? I'm just high off of all the ShizNat and Marimite angst I've been reading. Damnit, I need something happy!

guubear- that Matrix/Yakuza/Marimite poster is what I used as my inspiration! It's hawt. That and all the wacked up Marimite fanart around. (i.e; Jedi Yoshino cross lightsaber)

Disclaimer: No.I don't own it. Are you trying to make me cry?

Maria-sama Is Glaring: Fourth Limit

Ogasawara Sachiko was stressed beyond her limit. She paced the floors of her house, her form almost gliding with the grace she never seemed to lose in any given situation. Many things uneased her. She had just learned of the second Maria-sama's awakening and that there were now two rampaging statues seeking to slaughter any Lilian girls they could find. Sachiko chuckled for a moment when she realized that Maria-sama saw Kashiwagi Subaru as a 'Lilian girl'. But, the slightly amused laugh was soon followed by a frustrated sigh as she imagined two Maria-sama statues tailing an arm flailing, Amazon-River-crying Yumi. A hand to her shoulder halted Sachiko's anxious pacing.

"Sachiko-sama. We can't just sit here idley anymore. Shimako and I can't ward Maria-sama off forever!" The gentle hand and firm voice belonged to Nijou Noriko. Her midnight black eyes stared straight at the former Rosa Chinensis with adamant resolve. Sachiko was almost jealous of Noriko's readiness to pounce into action at this moment of crisis.

Hasekura Rei, Matsudaira Touko, Kashiwagi Subaru, and Todo Shimako stood off to the sides of Sachiko and Noriko. When Rei, Touko, and Kashiwagi arrived, information was quickly relayed to Sachiko and White Rose souers. Rei still had almost no idea what was happening. She wondered if she was faring any better than Yoshino…

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"Ahh! Hah…hah…! Yumi-chan…!…haaahh…Yumi-chan!!"

"Sei-sama!! N-no…!…W-wait for…! Aaahh!…Wait for me…!!…aaahh…nnngg!"

"GOD DAMNIT!! Quit sounding so suggestive and run faster!! You can fuck later!!"

"Y-Yoshino-chan!"

"Hah…haha…d….don't be jealous…Yoshino-chaaan!…ha…hah…! You can…haaah!…join us too!!"

"NO!!…huh?!…Oh, shit!! She's pickin' up the pace!! Go, Go, GO!!"

Ho, ho, was Yoshino glad she got that heart surgery two years ago! Rei didn't know how much better she was faring than Yoshino and her two slaves! The T.H.I.R.D. R.E.I.C.H. who had planned to turn the tables on Maria-sama had the table snapped snapped before them when their weapons and tactics were found ineffective against the ghastly statue. They heard the statue of Mary throw names at them from behind.

PERVERTED OLD MAN, BITCH LESBIAN TOMBOY, SQUEALING RACCOON!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!

"ahh…haaaah...Yumi's a raccoon!!…Hah…ha, ha…! Yoshino's a BLT…!…Bacon, lettuce…ha…ahh…tomato!!…" Sei was wheezing now, but she wouldn't let that stop her teasing.

"S-Shut UP!! And isn't Sei the lesbian?! Damnit, get your sources right!!" Yoshino didn't seem fazed by the mile long run at all.

"Ha, ha…! Let me…haah…eat you!!" Sei got to the point of hacking as she ran. Her body was fit, but the chase pushed them all to their limits and beyond.

"NO!! I'm not gay!!" Yoshino barked back.

"H-huh?…ha...haaah…aren't we all though…? "...surprisingly, Yumi was the one to whip out the words.

"Y-Yumi-chan…! Ha, ah…I can't believe…haha…you said that…!!" Sei was amused to no end. She'd be sure to glomp Yumi later.

"Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!! Look, there's a curve up ahead!" A droplet of sweat rolled down from Yoshino's face and quickly got washed away by the rainfall. The three stumbled forward but kept their pace as the street curve came closer and closer into reach. Fatigue was catching up them at last. They thought it could not have gotten any worse.

BANG!!

They were wrong. An explosion erupted from the upcoming curve. Yoshino, Yumi and Sei stopped in their tracks and observed the situation ahead, each gasping for air. A familiar, deadly stomping sound could be heard though the smoke and flames that danced into the night. A distinguishing scarlet, radiating light beamed from the crackling hellfire.

"Son of a…" Yoshino paused to gape at the newest Maria-sama that emerged from the ruble. The Mary statue ahead rushed at them at full speed as the Bloody Mary behind them closed in for the kill. The lives of each girl flashed through their eyes. Yumi remembered all of her moments with Sachiko. Yoshino recounted all the asses she still had yet to kick…Sei felt the breasts of every girl she'd ever groped.

The shadows of the statues loomed over them. The end was near…!

BOOM!

A bike flew from the mixture of smoke, rain, and flames. It landed perfectly with a loud 'clank' and zoomed forward. Following its entrance was a red Maserati Quattroporte V that raced through the twisting fires. The bike swirved between the Mary statues as its driver swooped up Yumi by the waist and plopped her onto the back of the bike in one swift, terribly dangerous motion. The bike sped away with a confused and frightened Yumi as the sports car revved up its engine. The blindingly flashy speed vehicle braked recklessly and spun out, sending sparks and murky rainwater flying everywhere until it stopped beween the two learing statues. Just then, the doors at each side of the car flung open, spraying Sei and Yoshino with wetness. Two girls clad in the Lilian uniform at both sides of the vehicle leaned out as each shot out an illuminated paper sutra onto both Mary statues. The statues were shaken and paralyzed by some unearthly electrical current that was strewn from the little papers. That moment of forced armistice was taken as an opportunity to snatch Yoshino and Sei from the street and into the car…but was the madness really over?

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Ogasawara Sachiko sat calmly at the modest kitchen of her residence, busy with her work. She wore her Lilian uniform once again or the first time since she graduated earlier that year. Her group of Maria-sama renegades decided that it would be easier to identify fellow Lilian girls if the uniform was worn. It was also their way of showing that they would aid any girls who fled from Maria-sama's march, as all who were hunted by her statues were one in the same.

A smile crept to the corners of Sachiko's mouth. She had sent some of her friends to 'pick up' Yumi, Sei, and Yoshino in the area Rei had been with them last. Soon, she thought, soon, I'll get to see Yumi…and also, we'll finally be able to attack…

Sachiko finished loading the last bullet into the M-16 rifle's magazine and proceeded to clean the two 9mm caliber Brigadier handguns on the table. She glanced across the table and watched Rei wax the wakizashi in her hands. Its blade was sharpened to a killing point. Rei caught Sachiko's glance and smiled at her.

"Ready to play Marimix?"

A/N: Good God, I'm tired...It's 4:41 AM over here...Review please...and...G'night...