The Road Less Taken
Chapter 4: Rejection: Naruto vs Anko
By: DanielNieves
A/N: Thanks for all the reviews given, both on as well as . Still haven't decided on the pairings mainly because I'm pretty spontaneous and while I want a Naru/Anko fic, who knows what I'll want in the future. Though this fic is not a harem, it does not mean Naruto will be tied down to the chick he cares about and stay there like some faithful puppy dog.
Warnings: Definitely lemons in this chappie. But it doesn't mean anything!
"O-NII-SAN!!" Naruto could hear his otouto calling out his name, trying to wake him up. Grumbling, Naruto turned in his sleep, only to wake up to a sharp pain in his crotch area. Quickly, he shot himself out of bed to find a glaring Anko.
Kakashi could only stare in awe at Mitarashi Anko. She wasn't the hottest in Konoha, well not to Kakashi anyway.
Yamanaka Ino was.
A little bit of blood dribbled out of his nose, hanging out like an unwanted guest.
"Mitarashi-sensei?" He asked quizzically, confused as to why she was in his room.
"Get up baka! You're late!" Anko spoke, yanking Naruto off of the bed.
"I'm in my boxers, Mitarashi-sensei! Are you trying to ogle my goodies ero-sensei?" Naruto asked dryly, walking over to his closet.
"I don't see what's so good about them!" She continued, returning the sarcasm to the cocky genin.
Kakashi could only stare in wonder at the blatant disrespect his nii-san had for his sensei. Even he showed Anko more respect when she showed up at his door at five in the morning. She had interrupted his secret Sharingan training and even then he remembered common courtesy.
Ignoring her previous comment, he stared at his alarm clock, and he saw that it was five past five. "I though you said to meet you there at six. How am I late sensei?" he asked, reaching into his closet and grabbing his usual orange and black suit.
"I changed my mind. You have a problem gaki?" She snapped, her temper rising at the genin. Seeing his preferred attire, she continued, "Don't you have any real shinobi attire, rather than that kiddie shit?" she asked.
Kakashi knew where this could head.
No one disrespected Naruto's favorite color, orange.
No one.
"No." he replied shortly, not bothering with honorifics, dressing himself.
"That's gonna change real soon." She responded, just as cross as he'd been with her.
Finally Naruto had enough.
"What's wrong with orange and black?" He asked outraged.
"I'm not dignifying that with a response, Naruto-san." Anko shoot off condescendingly, sitting down on Naruto's bed, a nice and soft king-sized bed with silk sheets. God, how good it must be to be the son of the Yondaime.
"How'd you get in here anyway. I thought vampire's needed an invitation." Anko gritted her teeth and smiled, then promptly threw Kakashi under the bus by staring him down..
"Ah, I smell a rat otouto? You know what happens to rats, especially Uchiha rats?" Naruto asked casually,
Kakashi gulped and shunshined as far away as he could. "You teme!" Naruto exclaimed, looking over the spot he shunshined at.
"Don't blame the kid, if a kunoichi looked half as good as I do, you'd open the door as well." Anko said cheerily, motioning for him to follow her out of the window.
"I don't think you're that pretty. Just a bit above average. Nothing special though. I'm guessing you might have been showing your not-so-goodies. But when you're a kid you don't really know better." Naruto rambled on until a kunai was found pressing against his chest, with an explosive tag wrapped around it.
"Unless you want me to shove this kunai through your heart and set it off, I suggest you shut the fuck up Naruto-kun!" Anko gritted out, lips pulled back in a snarl.
"I'm guessing I hit a spot then, sensei?" Naruto couldn't help himself.
"You couldn't hit my spot if you tried," She leered at him. "But if it makes you feel manly and all, I'll let you think you did." She said coolly, effectively shutting Naruto up. Silently the two of them walked towards the forest of death, both jounin and genin planning the other's death.
Yondaime's office
Paperwork! Fuck! Namikaze Minato thought somberly, looking at the stack of papers that he had to sort through today. God he just wanted to kick back in his chair and sleep the rest of the day away.
But as fates would have it, most of the papers were documents containing diplomatic treaties with Iwagakure as well as a few important missions.
Fuck it, he was Hokage after all.
Leaning back in his chair, he stared up at the ceiling, while fumbling through his pockets for a cigarette.
After lighting it up, he leaned back and closed his eyes and remembered the good days when Kushina was alive, when he was truly alive. Now, he was just a shadow of the Yellow Flash Iwagakure knew him as.
After her death he pretty much stopped caring, he stopped training, and most importantly he stopped loving.
Well, Naruto at least anyways.
The poor kid suffered the brute force of the Hokage's despair since the death of Uzumaki Kushina.. Ever so vibrant, he was a lot like her, even if he did inherit Minato's looks.
"MINATO-KUN! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" Yukani yelled, startling the Hokage, who's cigarette went flying into the stack of papers.
"Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe yelling at a half asleep guy with a lit cigarette might not be the best of ideas, Yuka-chan?" He chastised her as he put his cigarette out.
The cigarette had landed on a scroll but had not damaged it too bad.
Minato opened the scroll, in it contained an S ranked assassination mission.
Looking at the target of the assassination, Minato groaned.
"What's wrong Nato-kun?" Yukani asked.
The dark haired Uchiha kunoichi crawled on top of the desk, knocking the other documents askew, breasts heaving out of her top.
S ranked mission be damned, he would fuck his wife and figure it out later.
"Come here Nato-kun!" She moaned, gripping her own breasts in her hands and massaging them, frankly, turning Minato on.
Yeah, fuck S-ranked missions.
Life as Hokage was good.
Training Field Seven
"You're late sensei!" Sasuke admonished the now arriving Hatake Kakashi.
"Yeah, about that. I was on my way here when I stumbled into a drunk woman who didn't know where she was. I took her to her house and now I'm here." Kakashi lied, eyes twinkling merrily.
"Whatever." Sasuke replied sardonically.
"Tell me about yourself Uchiha Sasuke. We weren't able to talk much after graduation. What are your dreams, things you like and dislike?" Kakashi asked, leaning against a tree, and pulling out the newest Icha Icha novel.
"Well, my name is Uchiha Sasuke. I like training with Namikaze Naruto as well as hanging out or pulling pranks on clan elders. I dislike fangirls, and my dream, my dream is to kill my brother Uchiha Itachi and not become anything like him." Sasuke finished, a little happy to get that off his chest.
Kakashi nodded, and began, "I'm Hatake Kakashi. I like reading Icha Icha novels and stealing enemy's jutsus for my own. I dislike shinobi who hold no value for their comrade's lives. My dream is to one day be married and have a son, as well as meet the author of Icha Icha face to face."
Sasuke stared at his sensei. He was a weird one.
"So what's the training I'm here for?" Sasuke asked.
Kakashi dangled a silver ball in his hand. "You have to take this from me. Fail and you head back to the academy."
"Fine then. Prepare to face a real Uchiha, Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke said cockily, slipping into a quick taijutsu stance.
"How about then, Sasuke-san, Sharingan versus Sharingan." Kakashi said, pulling his hitai-ate up and centering it on his forehead, revealing his single Sharingan eye that give him the moniker Copy Nin Kakashi.
Sasuke gathered up chakra, using his eyes as focal points as they suddenly turned blood red, both eyes with two black tomoes spinning wildly in them.
"Begin." Kakashi said, both shinobi charging at each other.
Central Park
Namikaze Kakashi walked around the park, filling up his chakra reserves. A couple of villagers ran up to him. Mildly interested, Kakashi looked their way and stood there impassively.
"You are the ototou of Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, eh?" A large, heavyset kid asked.
"Hai." Kakashi nodded.
"How can you not detest your brother?" Another one asked, this time an average sized teen asked.
"He is my nii-san. What do you have against Naruto, eh?" Kakashi asked. Dual Sharingan eyes hidden by a henge, he stood in silence and waited for the other to speak."
"You're brother is a demon, all of our parents have told us so."
The skinny fuck, Kakashi thought..
"If your parents were smart, in case they forgot, Naruto is the Yondaime's firstborn, supposing I report you and your parents, Yondaime might forgive you, but your parents would face immediate execution and he'd toss their heads on the outskirts of Konoha with every one else that called Naruto a demon. So you might want to be careful on what you call my brother. I might be tempted to take your heads myself." Kakashi said evenly, shoving his way past them.
"Get back here you spoiled son of a demon lover." The fat one charged at Kakashi.
Gathering up as much chakra as his twelve year old body cold handle, he went through a series of handseals.
Ram, tiger, horse, dog, rabbit, dragon.
Holding a chakra out, he thanked his godfather Hatake Kakashi for this one. That was a grueling day.
Forest of Death
"Kaka-sensei!" 11 year old Kakashi whined. "Teach me, Kaka-sensei."
Looking up from his Icha Icha novel, he stared at his godson. Ruffling the kids spiky black hair, he asked, "Teach you what?"
"A powerful jutsu, like your Chidori or Raikiri, please Kaka-sensei?" Kakashi begged, giving the perverted jounin the Puppy Eyes no Jutsu.
Kakashi resisted. "No, Hokage-sama would kick my ass for that one. You're much to young."
"Come on Ero-obasan."
"No!"
"Ero-obasan."
Annoyed, Kakashi smacked the boy over the head with the Icha Icha novel. "I'm trying to enjoy my novel, go pester your otosan for a jutsu." Kakashi suggested, opening his novel once more.
"If you don't I'll tell Shizune and Tsunade that you want them in a threesome, whatever that is." Chibi Kakashi said, grinning madly.
Hatake Kakashi hung his head in defeat.
Didn't the kid realize that he lived for the Icha Icha novels?
That day, the two Kakashi's created a technique for themselves.
2 months later, both of them were able to use it.
Raidori Flash…One Thousand Flashes of Lightning.
The basic concept was the user would combine as much chakra with Lightning release forming two perfect orbs of lightning chakra, one orb with positive energy, the other full of negative energy. The user would then bring both orbs together causing the orbs to disperse into a thousand separate rods of lightning, hence the name One Thousand Flashes of Lightning.
Hatake was able to use up to six hundred separate flashes of lightning, while Chibi Kakashi could only use a hundred, due to undeveloped chakra control.
Both of his hands were spread out, two orbs of lightning chakra taking shape, crackling the air as lightning whipped around him like a protective cocoon.
The villager wanted the Yondaime's son's head so bad that when he charged at him and saw the lightning chakra being created, he was flying towards to fast to halt.
He knew it was too late.
Namikaze Uchiha Kakashi would kill him and there was no stopping him.
Slowly, Kakashi brought his hands together, meshing the two orbs of positive and negative energy to explode into a thousand flashes of lightning.
The villager screamed.
One thousand blue flashes through his body, penetrating through him, guts and innards were pushed through his back from the blunt force of the blow.
Dying now, he saw the puddle of his own guts and unintentional urine piling up on the ground.
As he looked up, the final streak of lightning came rushing towards him.
Nerves fried, he couldn't move, his spine already obliterated with the rest of his body, and slowly the kunai shaped bolt of lightning pierced him between his eyes, slowly though as if the bolt itself was a sentient being, ready to take it's time with him. Slowly it pierced through his head, coming out the back of his skull.
The young villager fell to the floor, dead.
Kakashi's genjutsu was released.
The two villagers looked at him, horrified.
"That didn't really happen?" The fat one, who "died" asked.
"No. It's what could of happened if you had charged at me." Giving the two villagers one last glare with his blazing red eyes, he turned his back to them.
"If you ever talk about my nii-san or my otousan like that again, that's what will happen to you and your bigot parents. Never cross me again, do you understand?" It was a rhetorical question, he didn't need the answer and continued walking towards Hokage tower.
"Yes, Kakashi-sama." The two villagers said simultaneously, both on their knees.
Forest of Death
"So, are we going to pretend last night never happened or proceed to have hot monkey sex?" Naruto asked his jounin instructor Anko.
The glare she gave him was worth it.
"Get it through your head kid, last night never happened, nor will such a thing happen in the future. I am your jounin instructor and nothing more!" Anko reprimanded harshly.
"Why because I'm a genin?" Naruto asked, actually interested now.
"Because you're nothing but a spoiled kid whose always had it his way. Get it through your head future Rokudaime, to me you're trash and nothing more." Anko chastised him.
Her words stung deep.
Deeper than a lot of things said to him over his sixteen year life span.
Demon!! Monster! Trash! Killer! Kyuubi!
All those words blurred into his mind.
"Hurts don't it. To know you're useless, that you house the most powerful demon in the underworld but your still some snotnose genin trash. I don't judge you by the Kyuubi inside you, I'm judging you by you, and you're nothing but garbage. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if you die on our first mission together." Anko taunted, laughing cruelly.
Rather than breakdown like she expected him to do, he laughed it off.
"Sorry Mitarashi-sensei, but I'm gonna be Hokage, so until that day, I WON'T DIE!" He screamed at her, blue chakra bursting all around him.
"You want to fight me there gaki? You want to hit me? How about this, if you can tire me out fighting, a jounin I'll make you my apprentice and we'll go on a date, if you can't, you're shit out of luck and get sent back to the Academy for another year." Anko offered.
"Fine, except one thing, when I do tire you out, you'll make me your apprentice, but no date Anko. I think I invested my feelings into the wrong kunoichi. I'll be your apprentice for a year, and then we'll never have to see each other again. It's one thing to politely reject someone who like's you, it's another to cruelly turn them down and call them trash. You're no better than your sensei Mitarashi Anko, and if it was up to me, I would never be associated with you." Naruto growled out.
She stared at the genin in shock.
Bitter tears stung hot on his face, sliding down the curve of his whiskered cheeks. To be humiliated like Anko had done to him, the names and things she said, it had hurt.
A lot.
Because he had cared about her, and therefore cared about what she said.
Never again, he thought.
"I'd watch your mouth genin." Anko said eerily, her eyes flashing yellow for a second.
"How about you make me you psychotic bitch?" He replied, just as coldly.
With a flash, Anko had disappeared from sight.
Performing the handseal necessary for it, he whispered, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Instantly five clones of himself surrounded him, each standing guarding and warily searching for Anko's location.
Suddenly Anko shunshined in front of the clones and charged in, a kunai in each hand and one in her mouth. She was charging straight at him, moving liquidly like a snake. A kunai was thrusted into the first clone, spinning around him to get the second with a quick jab to the throat with a kunai.
Both clones turned to smoke. The other three stood in front of Naruto and she charged in headfirst stabbing the two on the left and right side with the kunai and slitting the other one's throat with the kunai in her mouth.
Before she could get any closer to Naruto, there was a sudden blast of fire coming her way.
Katon: Gokakyuu no Jutsu!
Cursing mentally, she use Kawarimi to change places with the clone she had set up to sneak attack Naruto from behind. Her clone instantly melted in the fire dissolving into mud. Naruto tried turning around and sidestepping Anko but her kunai caught his cheek, drawing a long line of blood.
"Fuck." Naruto hissed as she caught him by surprise, though he still had enough time to react to bring his right fist to her face, sending her stumbling forward.
Biting his thumb, he wiped it across a scroll where he sealed his Windmill Shuriken.
After a cloud of smoke it popped up and Naruto quickly grabbed it, getting ready to launch it at his sensei.
He launched a kunai at her, and she easily sidestepped it, but not quick enough to duck the punch that came to her stomach.
Before he could pull back and recover, snakes wrapped around his arm and pulled him back to an angry Anko, who looked more bloodthirsty than ever, if there was such a thing.
Without thinking twice, he hurled the windmill shuriken, slicing the snakes in half, but she quickly shunshined behind him before he could continue his offense.
A hard punch to his back sent him flying into the tree facefirst.
As he struggled to get up, he felt her warm hands snake around him. "I told you to watch your mouth gaki." She cooed in his ear, before slamming his face into the tree. "Give up now." She ordered seductively.
Naruto closed his eyes and began thinking as fast as he could.
She had the advantage, his back was to her and he was pressed up against a tree.
Her grip tightened.
"Just give up Naruto." She said, taking a long and slow tantalizing lick across the cut on his face.
With whatever energy he had left, he pushed back on her, but he grip didn't loosen. Mustering up some energy, he ran up on the tree he'd been pinned to and launched himself in the air, landing hard on Anko.
He tried to get off, but it was no use, she still had her grip around his arms and tight across the neck.
Personally Anko was amazed, though she'd never say it.
The baka had held on for pretty long, but sadly enough, not long enough to pass her standards, and those were pretty fucking high.
"Come on Naruto." She begged, pulling his neck back and biting on the soft juncture of muscle between his neck and collarbone, teeth digging deep and drawing blood.
Though Naruto would never admit it, the very act itself, the whole biting thing had gotten him pretty hard.
Unconsciously, his hands traveled down to her thighs, gripping them as he laid there in rapture to her bite.
Upon feeling Naruto's hands on her thighs, Anko couldn't help but moan a little, one hand reaching down into his jacket, and pulling the zipper down, exposing his black beater.
"Naruto…" She moaned, cooing softly into Naruto's ear as she trailed her tongue down his neck to find another place to bite. She let go of the hold she had on him and spun him to face her, pulling the sixteen year old on top of her.
Aroused would not be the greatest definition of what he was right now. He was beyond that, her she was, the kunoichi he'd lusted after since he turned thirteen, wriggling hard underneath him, grinding her crotch against the bulge of his pants.
Pushing her earlier words out of his mind, he bent his head down and took her lips demandingly, hands gripping her hips hard as she continued to grind against him. She captured his bottom lip between her teeth and clamped down on it, saliva mixing in with the steady flow of blood.
Hesitantly, she opened her mouth against her own volition, the nervous teen took the opportunity to slide his tongue into her mouth, fluids mixing, hearts racing, pounding in their chests like an angry Kyuubi trying to break the seal that tied him to Naruto. Slowly, he pulled back from the kiss and buried his face into the crook of her neck, as she hooked her hands underneath his shirt, clawing away at his back.
"Tell me when to stop…" Naruto begged, breath hard against her neck. Slowly he was losing control, blue eyes began to get darker, threatening to turn blood red any second. His canines began elongating, and finally red eyes peered into Anko's golden ones. "Please tell me when to stop…"
"Don't stop Naru-kun. Never stop…" Anko replied, grabbing at his jeans, fingers fumbling with his zipper.
Naruto stopped for the briefest of seconds and stared into her eyes. "Perhaps the Forest of Death is not the best place to try this, Anko."
Smiling, she unzipped his jeans and smiled as he sprang loose. "It's the best place to try it, it resembles the two of us Naruto. We're dangerous and deadly."
Nodding dumbly, he quickly peeled her shorts down. She was pantiless and completely exposed to him, tasty looking lips dripping in her juices. Losing the war of dominance, she moved deftly and pushed Naruto on his back. "Let me do this for you." Golden eyes pleaded for him to comply.
Naruto nodded and she crawled in between his knees. He wasn't the biggest she'd ever seen, not that she'd seen a lot of them, but he was definitely thick. Naruto bit his lip, fighting the urge to moan loudly as she took him into her mouth, saliva coating his throbbing member as her tongue began flickering around it snakelike.
Gripping his hair in frustration, he lied back in submission to her every whim. Lovingly, she worshipped him with her mouth, taking in a much as she could.
"Anko…I'm gonna come soon." He pleaded, yet she ignored him, nodding her understanding as she never stopped, bobbing slowly on him.
Finally she stopped momentarily to peel off her fishnet top, Anko's bare breasts and rock hard nipples almost too much for him to take.
"What are you doing?" He asked as she changed her position, her face back between his knees and her soaking pussy above his face, tempting him.
"Trust me." She whispered huskily, lowering herself on his face. Greedily, like a man starving began lapping up her juices by taking long, slow licks up her slit.
"God…."
After cleaning her off with his tongue, he grabbed her ass hard as he took her super sensitive clit in his mouth and began sucking it softly.
"Fuck, I'm gonna come too." Anko groaned, and the two climaxed simultaneously, both coated in the others juices.
For moments they laid back in silence, neither opening their mouths whatsoever, both replaying the events in their minds over and over again.
"We should head back, ANBU probably would of heard us there." Naruto pointed out.
"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." Anko said, doing very little to hide her disappointment.
"Anko, can I stay with you tonight? No perverted stuff or nothing, just, can I hold you?" Naruto asked, trying to cover up the very need he had for her. It was almost primal.
"Sounds good, your otousan won't bitch about it?" Anko asked.
"Nah, he'll be too busy doing Yukani."
Elsewhere, in the middle of lovemaking, a blonde Hokage sneezed on his wife.
AN: What did you think? Lemme know. Sorry if I have any spelling or grammatical errors. All 4 chapters were done betaless.