Chapter 4: 'The Million Dollar Champion' Eddy versus Kamen Rider Zeronos.

DJ Diddy Dog on current No Holds Barred champion Eddy and Kamen Rider Zeronos.

DJ: 'Eddy makes me hurl nowadays, but he's talented in the ring, which is why I keep him around. On the first UCW broadcast, he made history by being the only man to hold all three of the 6-man tag team title belts by himself. He went and found two partners who filled in for his supposed friends until they came back. Then Eddy did the breaking-up thing in the CWF, pissed off the owner of CASZ and walked down a dark path in loneliness. I know I'm gonna' get sued for this Sith B.S. but I digress. Eddy, I give him his due, has accomplished a lot! But he bit off a little bit more than he could chew when he began making challenges. The thing is, in UCW, you send out a challenge, don't not expect the big dogs to answer it. Kamen Rider Zeronos answered Tyzonn's challenge at the OneShot, and he proved he would face anybody UCW put in front of him. The Kamen Riders versus Power Rangers showdown proved that. Zeronos wanted to throw down after getting done with Tyzonn, so when Eddy threw out the challenge, Zeronos answered, and we had our next match of Three Chains signed. Eddy may not have done that well, but the following night proved to me he deserved a shot at a title. So he went on to face... and defeat... Ghost Rider for the No Holds Barred title at Fury of Kiva.'

Owner of Cartoon Anime Soceity Z Jean Kazuhiza.

Jean: 'Scumbag. Pure scumbag. Good thing I wiped that crap-eating grin off his face back at Fullmetal Doremi Bash!'

Eddy's former friends, Double D & Ed.

Ed: 'GRAVY!'

Double D: 'Eddy lost my respect when he left us high and dry in the CWF for Nelson Muntz! But I had enough patience to wait until we lost the 6-man tag team titles before being done with him for good! I hope he enjoys being alone. Let's see what that gets him.'

UCW No Holds Barred champion Eddy on Zeronos, UCW, the other Eds & Jean Kazuhiza.

Eddy: 'Do I look like I'm afraid of some pansy threats coming from two hasbeens and a sneak-attack artist? I'm the No Holds Barred champion and nobody can do anything to stop that! I'm on the rise... and it'll just be a matter of time before I become the Undisputed champion!'

Fourth match on DVD - Kamen Rider Zeronos answers the open challenge and faces Eddy...

Megaman: 'This next contest is the UCW Challenge bout scheduled for one fall with a twenty-minute time-limit! Introducing first, from Peach Creek, he is the self-proclaimed Million Dollar Champion, EDDY!'

A sound of cha-ching followed by Thnks Fr Th Mmrs hit and Eddy revealed his new wrestling gear to the world. He was wearing a long emerald robe with a matching hat and gold dollar-sign chains hanging from his neck. His finger was adorned with a gold ring that had 'EDDY' etched in it and on his waist was a title belt that was reminiscent of the old Million Dollar title from the WWE, but with a black strap and gold faceplates.

Squidward: 'You'd think he was Floyd Money Mayweather with all that bling!'

Kif: 'Speaking of Floyd Mayweather... cash is falling from the sky.'

Greg: 'What?'

Kif was right. Eddy had cash fall from the sky. Only trouble was that most of the recipients in the arena were spitting on the bills as soon as they saw Eddy's face imprinted in the centre. Eddy discarded his robe, chains and title belt, revealing his wrestling gear; jeans, taped up hands and an emerald green T-shirt with a black dollar sign on each side. He grabbed one of the dollar bills with his face on it and showed it to the camera with a grin.

Megaman: 'And his opponent, from Odaiba, Japan, KAMEN RIDER ZERONOS... ZERO FORM!'

Let me say this to start... I am fairly strong!

Kimi no koe kiita ki ga shite

Ushinawareta jikan samayou

Sonzai sae wasurerareta

Kono omoi wa doko e tsuzuku no?

Ore ni tachimukau subete no

Aite wa koukai suru darou

Hanpa ni urouro suru nara

Nani mo sezu ni jitto mite na

Dare mo minna shinjite iru

'Shinjitsu' sore dake ga

Tadashii to wa kagiranai no sa

Sono me de tashikamero

Tsuyoki mono ni tsuyoki chikara

Itte oku 'kanari tsuyoi ze'

Kiwametsuke no Vega Altair

Hajimaru Battle (Don't Stop) Action-ZERO

Tsuyoki kokoro tsuyoki negai

Kasanaru toki muteki ni naru

Dual shiyou Vega Altair

Kuridasu Attack (Don't Stop) Action-ZERO

To his new theme, Action ZERO, Zeronos made his entrance into the arena wearing his Zero Form gear. He waltzed down to the ring with a mostly-positive reaction following his every step. He leapt into the ring and stared at Eddy. He then pointed and shook his head at Eddy's attire.

The referee then got confirmation from the competitors that they were ready and rang the bell. Both men squared off but Eddy took the early advantage with a side headlock into a hammer lock. Zeronos countered with a hiptoss and then dropkicked the back of Eddy's head.

Zeronos whipped Eddy into the corner and sent him flying across the ring with a Monkey Flip. Zeronos then went to the top rope for a Charge and Up (a comet splash), but Eddy quickly rolled out of the ring. Zeronos altered his stance and jumped from the top and caught Eddy with a Crossbody, knocking his opponent down onto the mats.

Zeronos attempted to roll Eddy back into the ring, but Eddy countered and whipped Zeronos into the steel steps. Eddy then rolled back out to put the boots to Zeronos who was now sitting against the guard rail.

Eddy lifted Zeronos up and dropped him across the guardrail and then drove him into the ring apron with his shoulder. Now back in the ring, Eddy exposed a top turnbuckle and tried to send Zeronos face first, but Zeronos stuck up his boot to block the move.

Eddy ran up behind Zeronos but got an elbow to the jaw. Zeronos then catapulted from the second rope and caught Eddy with a kick to the chest, knocking him onto the canvas. Zeronos went to the top rope once again, but this time Eddy was back on his feet and climbed to the second rope for an attempted Exploding E-Driver.

But Zeronos caught Eddy with a forearm sending him back down to the mats and quickly pounced from the top and connected with the Charge And Up for another 2-count. Eddy looked to leave and regain his composure, but he was jumped by Zeronos who wished to give him a taste of his own medicine.

Zeronos bounced Eddy's head off of the steel steps, but Eddy powered out during an Irish whip attempt which saw him send Zeronos into and over the guard rail and into the crowd. Eddy waited until Zeronos got to his feet before he jumped to the guardrail and springboarded into Zeronos with a clothesline.

The crowd went nuts as Eddy hurled chairs at Zeronos' head, but the Kamen Rider fought back with a few chairshots of his own. Zeronos kicked Eddy in the gut and tossed him back over the guardrail. Eddy attempted to surprise Zeronos with another springboard attack, but Zeronos wouldn't fall for the same move twice as he tossed a chair at Eddy's head, stopping the move dead in its tracks.

Zeronos tossed Eddy into the ring and went for a pin that yielded a 2-count. Eddy begged Zeronos off, but the Kamen Rider was having none of it. Zeronos went in for a punch, but Eddy poked Zeronos in the eye and popped off a quick E-Driver.

He covered for two, but Zeronos perservered. Surprising Eddy, Zeronos grabbed Eddy's legs, flipped through and bridged a cover but only managed a two-count. As Eddy got back up, Zeronos growled and rolled Eddy up once again for a pin.

Obviously sick of his actions, Eddy slapped Zeronos across the face who then turned and mock-cried on the referee's shoulder. With the referee confused, Eddy approached him but then Zeronos snapped out of it, crawled between Eddy's legs and tripped him onto his face and then turned him over for a cover.

Eddy finally came back with a standing enziguri followed by a sharpshooter. Eddy pulled Zeronos from the ropes and cranked up the pressure. Zeronos made it back to the ropes and flipped Eddy out of the submission move. Eddy tried to regain control by setting up for the Culdesak Destroyer, but Zeronos twisted out and planted Eddy with the Full Charge Zero.

Both competitors were down and unmoving. The referee began his ten count. When up to eight, both competitors had recovered and began busting each others' chops with clenched fist punches. The crowd booed when Eddy threw one while they cheered whenever Zeronos retaliated.

Zeronos missed one punch and Eddy lifted him up for an E-Driver. Eddy slowly twisted so the rest of the crowd could see. He then cradled one leg and dropped down. Eddy smiled and laughed mockingly at the crowd. He went to pin Zeronos, but at the two count he lifted Zeronos' shoulder off the mat.

Eddy pointed to his head and then went over to his gear in the corner, retrieving the chain. He choked Zeronos for a bit and then pounded Zeronos into the corner. Eddy then whipped Zeronos to the ropes tried a clothesline but got Zeronos in a Sleeper.

He pulled Zeronos to the center of the ring after his attempt to get to the ropes and got him in a seated position. Minutes later, Zeronos started to fight back with the chants 'Lets go Zeronos!' from the crowd. He hit a back suplex and Eddy was clotheslined off the top rope.

Zeronos went to the outside and slammed Eddy's back to the apron and rolled him into a position. Zeronos connected with a boot to the cranium of Eddy and an elbow. He climbed the apron and the fans knew what was going to happen as Zeronos dropped a legdrop on Eddy.

The Million Dollar champion got in the ring and Zeronos tried for a pinfall but got a two count. Zeronos went for the Full Charge Vega but Eddy countered with elbows to the head and a DDT. Eddy then hits a few running elbow drops on Zeronos and attempted a pinfall but got two again.

Eddy picked Zeronos up and went for a piledriver but Zeronos escaped and hit a big boot. He whipped Eddy to the corner and charged but the self-proclaimed Million Dollar champ evaded and bounced off the ropes to level Zeronos with a running Culdesak Destroyer.

Eddy slumped over for a pin but Zeronos kicked out at two once again. Eddy was surprised that Zeronos kicked out and went for another E-Driver but Zeronos wiggled out and nailed a swinging DDT. He whipped Eddy to the corner and connected with a clothesline before picking him up and hitting the Altair Suplex and a running legdrop.

Zeronos went to execute the Full Charge Altair but Eddy raked his eyes yet again. Eddy began pounding on Zeronos on the second rope but Zeronos saw his opportunity and moved into the Full Charge Zero. Zeronos then decided it was time for the match to end and measured Eddy up for the Full Charge Vega.

Zeronos wrapped his arm around Eddy's neck for the RKO-type move, but Eddy flipped Zeronos backwards and executed the Tombstone E-Driver. Eddy pulled Zeronos back to his feet and then executed a Cradle Tombstone E-Driver followed by another Culdesak Destroyer. Then Eddy went outside to get a chair but the chair wouldn't budge.

Eddy looked back to see what was holding the chair back and saw his nemesis... Jean Kazuhiza, the CASZ Owner! Kazuhiza struck Eddy in the gut with the chair and then mauled Eddy with an extreme chairshot. Jean rolled Eddy back into the ring, where Zeronos hit the Full Charge Zero followed up by the Charge And Up for the 1-2-3.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner, KAMEN RIDER ZERONOS!'

Eddy regained his bearings and looked to the ramp, locking eyes with a laughing Jean Kazuhiza. Eddy mouthed 'Son of a bitch!' at Jean, who retreated up the ramp in victory as the cameras went backstage.

Backstage

Lola: 'Hello, I'm back with another interview for UCW! I'm standing by with the Dragon World Order, headed by 'American Dragon' Jake Long, who shall be stepping into the most brutal match of the night... War Games... with the Digimon Union!'

Jake: 'So here we are! Three Chains of Destiny! You know, for everyone else, it might feel great for them to be apart of a crossover PPV, but for me, I'm not happy that I once again have to share an arena with JC, the man who drove me out of the CWF! But back to business! War Games... the Match Beyond! The only way to win is by submission or surrender! I made you say that you quit, Flamedramon... and tonight, you're going to get a repeat! As for WarGreymon & WereGarurumon, I say that you can gather all the digimon from the Digital World and stuff them in that double-ring cage... it won't matter against us! And after you're done getting beat by whoever wins the No.1 contenders' match tonight, they are our next targets! Those belts will be around the waists of worthy champions soon enough... but tonight is tonight and tomorrow is tomorrow, so cart your sorry asses into the Palace of Wisdom! And get a taste of...'

The Dragon World Order struck their pose with the old Kevin Nash wolfhead hands.

The dWo: 'Dragon World Order, 4-Life!'

Elsewhere

DJ: 'I know... I was kind of shocked when Zim & Dib won the tag team titles from Cartman & Kenny!'

JC: 'That was an amazing match... but I was really impressed by the Xtreme Heights match at Khaos in Kyoto! Bart Simpson is a force to be reckoned with!'

Charles: 'Hey, guys... just to let you know, no hard feelings when Team TWA is finished beating you tonight!'

DJ: 'Beating us? Excuse me if we can't take seriously the guy who got flattened by Eric Cartman when he tried to invade our territory!'

JC: 'Yeah... why don't you just go running back to Alex Armington already?'

Charles motions to leave before bumping into the entering Jean Kazuhiza.

Jean: 'Move. I'm in a good mood and I'm not going to let you spoil it by getting in my way!'

Charles gulped and then quietly left.

JC: 'Nice handling of Eddy out there, Jean... he never saw it coming.'

DJ: 'He has degenerated into a bit of a loudmouth nowadays... good to see you drop him down a peg.'

JC: 'When was Eddy not a loudmouth?'

DJ: 'Good point.'

Jean: 'Well, fellow GMs and Owners alike... may the best company win tonight's 4-way matches!'

DJ: 'Good luck to you guys too. And I promise that if TWA tries to go out of line, UCW will be right there to put them back in their place!'

JC: 'Thanks for the offer, Deej... but we don't need babysitters. Oh, and good luck to you both, too.'