I'm going to be gone for the next three weeks, so I'm turning in more chapters than usual... I hope you guys will like them. (Disclaimer: I don't own anthing from Dead or Alive, Team Ninja, or Temco.)

Jan Lee had spotted Zack through the crowd. He was trying to pick up seven pieces of luggage from the floor all at the same time. But every time he managed to do so, one or two of them would fall, and he'd drop the whole thing and pick them up all over again. "That idiot," Jan Lee said to himself. "He should have got a cart for all those bags." "Hey Zack!" He yelled. "Zack, do you need a hand?!"

Zack turned around, happy to see him. "Jan Lee! How's it hanging?"

"Hey."

" I need your help… I can't find Tina."

"Tina's here?"

"Yeah, she lost me in the crowd."

"You mean ditched you."

"Right."

Jan Lee sighed. "I just saw Lei Fang a while ago too."

"You did?"

He nodded. "She was waiting by the pick-up to get her luggage."

"Speaking of luggage, take some of this stuff."

"Sure, sure." Jan Lee picked up three bags, each one of them very heavy. "Damn, what does she have in here?"

"I dunno, beats me."

"Dead bodies probably."

"…Or Bass."

Both of them began laughing. "Hey, hey you wanna look?" asked an excited Jan Lee.

"I have no problem with that!" said an eager Zack. He knelt down and quickly unzipped one of the many handbags. The first thing he pulled out was a red, lacy push-up bra. Zack began to drool. "Whoa, baby! That's what I'm talking about!"

"Holy crap that's big! What's the size on that thing?"

"Hold on, let me check… It says, DDD."

"WTF! Is that even a size!"

"That's what it says."

"Is that whole bag full of that stuff?"

"You bet!"

"Make some room for me, will you!" Jan Lee dropped down next to Zack and started searching through the bag. He drooled over a pair of black see through lingerie. "Man, I'd make sure my woman wore this for me every night."

"Shoot, just give two fine women with big tits and a bouncy bootie and I'll be a non-stop love machine!"

Jan Lee rolled his eyes. "What are the chances they'd pick a guy like you?"

"Are you crazy? I'm the best damn looking guy in this whole airport! Ask any woman if she thinks I'm sexy, and I bet you she'll say 'yeah'!"

"You're just desperate, that's all."

"Alright, alright." He looked around. "See that lady coming over? I'll ask her and you'll see what I mean." He waited till the woman was near them. "Hey, lady! You think I'm sexy, right?" The woman smiled as she passed by, but her expression looked as if she was laughing at him. "Yeah? Yeah?" he asked while nodding. "Ahah!" he chuckled. "Did you see that? Did you see that? She had a thing for me, I know it!"

"That woman thought you were a joke, you idiot."

"Don't be hatin just cause you can't get some."

"Man, I'm not going to even get into this argument with you!"

"That's right. Cause you can't hang! Might as well kiss my ass right now."

Jan Lee rolled his eyes.

They continued looking through the bag.

"Well, well, well." Someone's voice said from behind them. "I should have known you two were perverts." Both men turned around to see a woman with a hideous wart, wearing a headscarf and dark tinted glasses.

"Stay away, you old hag! These are my girlfriend's underwear – she lets me look!"

"Oh, really? Like I'm supposed to believe that! What's her name?"

"Tina."

The woman laughed. "Dare to dream?" She took off her glasses.

"Helena?" Jan Lee asked. "Is that you?"

"Of course it is. Who do you expect?"

Zack stood up. "What's with that ugly wart?"

Helena covered it over with her hand. "It's not a wart… It's a boil."

The two shivered. "Same difference," said Jan Lee.

"Does it really make me look that bad?"

Jan Lee laughed. "Well, I don't know… for an old hag there'd really be no difference if you were with or without one…"

The both of them laughed together and gave themselves a high-five.

Helena flared. "Oh, shut up, you two! And do grow up!"

"Ok… Don't need to get all warted - I mean, worked up about it…" said Jan Lee with a grin.

"How could you expect me not to get worked up after laughing at me and calling me hideous?"

"We weren't laughing at you, we were laughing with you!" replied Zack.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"What? I never said that!"

"Maybe not, but you were implying it!"

"No I wasn't!" Zack looked at Jan Lee. "Help me out here! She's boiling up!"
Helena widened her eyes. Jan Lee, seeing her rage, tried to break it up.

"Helena, you aren't stupid and you aren't ugly."

"Yeah! We were just kidding around!" Zack added.

"Guys always say stuff like that, but we never really mean it." A shiver suddenly ran down Jan Lee's spine.

"OMG! Helena, you're here too?"

Helena turned around. "Lei Fang!"

Lei Fang ran and gave her a hug. "Mmmmm…"

They began talking feverishly until Lei Fang noticed the wart on Helena's face. She gasped. "You have a big wart on the side of your nose!"

"I know! I know!" She covered it. "It just appeared out of nowhere, and I can't get rid of it! Rrgghh!"

"Don't worry! I have this cream you can use. It's really good at covering blemishes. I use it all the time."

"Oh? Merci! You are such a life saver!" She jumped up and hugged her.

Lei Fang dug through her purse. "Tada! Here you go! Just apply a little bit every five hours or so using your ring finger. You apply less pressure to your face that way."

"…Did I get it right?"

"You got it! I don't see it anymore!"

"Really?"

"I'm totally being serious."

"I need to buy something like this more often, just in case another emergency happens."

Jan Lee rolled his eyes and leaned over to Zack. "Girl talk, so typical of them – they take forever."

"Do something, then."

"I'm thirsty," said Jan Lee, trying to interrupt them. "Let's get something to drink."