I'll TRY to work on this the chapter same day I posted chappieness 3 ( yes, chappieness. I like adding 'ness' to words xD) haha. Well anyways, I think my chances of succeeding are as weak as marrying Tom Felton, because I'm thirteen and he's so much older than me. I have a bad headache and I didn't go to school this afternoon session. My tummy hurts and I vomited. (eew, why did I have to be so graphical? xD) I'm such a sick bird, well anyways, I'd like to thank those people who reviewed and I greatly agree. FRED SHOULDN'T HAVE DIED! JKROWLING JUST MADE A TYPO, I RECKON! Anyways, please reviewness this Fredmione story.

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CHAPTER 4- Hermione's a RANT-A-LOT

The two sat at the table, discussing over mouthfuls of icecream. They were currently alone as they were only at a secluded part of the kitchen. Bless him, whoever made this kitchen. It's becoming more and more of my favorite room at Hogwarts. Fred said in his mind.

"This is so great. But I wish house elves were paid more reasonably for their services at this school. They don't even know their own rights. It's just a pity." Hermione heaved a heavy sigh. She stared at Twinky, the elf giggling with glee as it trotted to leave the two alone and closed the door slowly as it creaked softly. Fred and Hermione were close together. Obviously, the brunette has taken the opportunity to talk about elf rights. Then….

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BANGGG!

"OH MERLIN'S BUNNY SLIPPERS, YOU KNOW WHO'S COMING! " Hermione screamed as she leapt on Fred's lap on instinct. She hugged her hands on his neck and started looking around frantically for any sign of the Dark Wizard. Fred hid his smile. Hermione's weight was so light he could carry her wherever he went and not gain a sweat. The door suddenly creaked open and Twinky's head popped out, still giggling but stopped when she finally got a hold of herself.

"My apologies Miss Miyo, Sir Fred. Twinky just got a little carried away." The elf said with a frown , but Fred could see in the elf's eyes that there was a slight possibility that she meant to do the deed on purpose. Twinky began banging her head on the stone cold floor and pinching her ears if she ever reached them.

"It, it's all right Twinky, and you can stop that now." Hermione said, still in Fred's arms. The elf abruptly stopped and smiled a cheeky grin although the two noticed her two front teeth were already missing, which must be because she accidentally hit it with the floor. Hermione reached for her wand and muttered Reparo.

"Thanks you Miss. I hope we get to see each other again, as Twinky grows fond of having Sir Fred with you in Twinky's presence." The elf smiled again. She left the room and marched off to the other side of the door, STILL giggling.

"Yup, I was right. She meant to do that." Fred muttered under his breath.

"Fred? What did you say again?" Hermione asked curiously.

"Nothing, nothing. Mental that elf is." He said as he laughed merriment.

"Fred!" She scolded him.

"Alright Hermione. You're too kind for your own good." Fred chuckled.

Hermione looked at herself and came to notice she was still on Fred's lap. She blushed and quickly got to her feet. She sat down on her chair

"Well, it's not my fault. Elves need to get respect. The wizarding world makes them look like they deserve to be at the bottom of the pyramid, which they already are, and it gets through my nerves every time. I just want to see their sorry faces, those who mistreat elves, to feel the same way the poor creatures feel. It's not as if they were made to be just slaves forever right? I'll have a say on this someday, when SPEW blooms and gets many members. Oh just they wait. I might-" She blabbered on and on. Fred didn't mind, although if she ever continued, she might burst out and make tantrums, and throw stuff, and Fred didn't want that.

"You're ranting Miyo." He said as the ends of his mouth twitched to fight off a smile.

"Oh, Merlin. I'm so sorry. I know- it was boring. You probably weren't listening to me at all, well, it happens every time you see, whenever I try to talk to Harry and Ron and Ginny about the subject, they all seem to think that they'd be more interested if I said I was going to give them bad news like being engaged with the squid or having Malfoy as my long lost brother, or even telling them I snogged Snape! " Fred quirked an eyebrow at the last sentence and she could see that he was hiding a disgusted face over his questioning demeanor and hastily added. "Which is not true!" She shouted, also feeling disgusted at the thought. Fred sighed in relief.

"You should see yourself ranting. It's kinda cute." He spoke up, stopping her for making any other further noise. "And I listened you know. I agree that wizards should not be so cruel to the elves of our society. I may be a prankster, but I can have a kind heart too." He smiled.

"You're the first person to ever come up with a smart response for me on the matter. You're the first one to not yawn and intentionally make an excuse to change the topic." She said incredulously. "Where have you been all my life Fred Weasley." She chuckled as she shook her head lightly.

The cloud above turned a slight tinge of red. Hermione noticed this.

"Well, obviously, I'm here at Hogwarts at the time being, but you can spot me at the Burrow over the holidays." He joked.

"Oh, ha-ha." She gave him a mock smile. "By the way, why does the weather wheezer change its color every so often?" Hermione wanted to know badly since there must be some kind of logical explanation for the way the weather wheezer was acting. Fred must have put a lot of work onto this creation of his. She had to admit, she was rather impressed.

"Well, it shows the mood of the one who cast the prank on you. Technically, that would be me. When it shows a shade of yellow, it means I'm happy. When red, I'm flattered or embarrassed, when green, it means I'm sick, when blue, it means I'm sad. When white, it means I'm at peace. And when grey or black takes in, it means I'm not pleased or pissed off at the moment. The little lightning sparks you got before, you still remember them.?"

She nodded, surprise etched on her face. How thoughtful and creative. Hermione thought.

"Well, they show how much I'm not in the good mood also. Apparently , I thought it would give the weather wheezer more perks, adding those colors. It would have more of a significance." He said with a smile.

"Fred, I'm impressed." Hermione said with a returning smile.

"Well that was an achievement. I finally got to impress Hermione Granger, Princess of Gryffindor. " He chuckled.

"I'm Princess of Gryffindor?"

"No, I just like to call you that."

"Why?"

"Because it suits you well." He stated with a shrug.

"It does? " She asked bluntly.

"Well, yeah." He said while playing on his ice cream. He was fidgeting now. He was getting more nervous by the minute.

"You give me the cutest nicknames." She giggled. This is so un-Hermione-ish like, but he still liked it.

"I'm quite good at it actually."

"You're horrible." Hermione said while chuckling lightly.

Why is she chuckling? Did I say anything stupid? It may be- I keep saying a lot of stupid things lately. And I can't seem to settle what my feelings for Hermione are. Do I like her, or do I have just this strange attraction. Or maybe it wasn't strange. I would definitely vote for Hermione as one of the most datable women in a guy's life. Brains and Beauty, Modest and Cute, now those two combos can hit a guy's heart through and through. Apparently, did it hit mine? His mind worked on and on.

"What did I do this time?" He pouted, trying hard to make an adorable face.

"You keep keeping secrets from me." She frowned.

He scooted next to her. Now they were side by side. He stared onto those hazel brown eyes and can see a slight tinge of hurt of his distrust to her.

"I can tell you one secret though." He pointed out

"What's that?" She asked, eager to know the answer.

"I want to be your friend Hermione. Please?" He added the last part hastily.

"You silly goose! Of course I will. Who wouldn't want the great Fred Weasley as a best friend?" She smiled.

"Well, I thought it would be you. Since, you're perfect and I'm the complete opposite of you." He said.

"That's not true." Hermione said, hands on her hips, incredulously looking at him. "Well, I may have lacked a little sense of humor, but still. You're smart Fred. Maybe smarter than me. Your inventions would take a complete mastermind to make."

Fred seemed to lighten up on this. True, he'd spent a whole night researching on how to make the procedures of making the weather wheezer. He even spent his free time on making the things itself. Regardless to say, he can safely state that he is a genius.

"Yeah, yeah they could." He stated bluntly, not caring what he meant by his words.

As they were talking about how Fred came up into building the weather wheezer, the night came to state its presence. The moon was up to its fullest peak and it probably should be getting late.

They finished eating their ice cream and went to leave. Before they completely left the kitchen, they thanked Twinky and said hi to Dobby. Fred felt a happy person now.

While they were heading back to the Gryffindor common room, Fred suddenly couldn't contain himself and asked.

"So, Hermione. Is it official then? Us? You're my friend now?" He asked as they walked through the halls.

"Yup." She said with a smile.

"You do realize this is one of the best pranksters in Hogwarts that you're allowing to be your best friend right?"

"Yes, I'm clearly aware of that. Now, relax, and if you give another reason, I might be convinced of how badly the decision is." She crossed her hands over her chest defiantly.

"Alright. Well, Thank you for accepting to be my best friend." He replied shyly

The cloud above Hermione showed a color of orange and,

POP! It was gone…

"Oh, so that's the color it turns out when I'm pleased." Fred said through understanding.

"Well, good for you. Now you know." Hermione replied.

"I guess I should've said that before. I didn't want you to get mad at me because of the 'abomination' I made. I know it must have been infuriating to receive a prank like that." Fred said with a sigh. He felt like he was the only one to benefit. He felt like Hermione was just too tired so she forced herself into being his friend. He felt a knot tie in his stomach.

"It's fine. Just, no more pranks for next time." She smiled.

"I can't promise something like that you know. I'm a Weasley twin after all." He smirked.

"Well, you'll just have to, because I won't allow any more pranks around my watch mister." She cast a playful finger on his chest.

"We'll see Hermione, We'll see." He chuckled.

They kept walking until they reached at the Fat Lady's portrait and muttered the password. The Fat Lady let them in. They were chuckling at their own jokes. The common room was almost deserted. Seamus was on the other side talking to Dean about Quidditch. Lavender and Parvati were gossiping over a nearby corner, and Harry and co. were talking to each other, Ginny at his side. Somehow, by some unexplained force, Ron and George turned their heads to the side, jaws dropping. They quickly went to the new duo coming inside, hands crossed on their chests.

"What the bloody hell is going on?" They both shouted.

(A/N: O my gawd, I suck at writing xD. I feel like I'm at the bottom if I compare myself to the other writers, but my teacher always said to never compare myself to others. It'll only let my spirits down. Anyways, review please. I don't know if I left a little cliffie there at the end but, Oh well, as long as you like it. Please share your thought/s on a review(It makes my day you know C;). Oh btw, I watched HP7 Pt. 2 on 3D last Saturday. It was EPIC. The effects were awesome. I think they followed the books properly, and especially the one at Gringgots , (Although I think the multiplying of cups or whatever in Bellatrix's vault would hurt if you touch them. I didn't notice Hermione and Ron hurting on the scene though. It was like normal. Oh well, don't care about my opinions too much readers xD. I Know, I'm annoying, please bear with me as this is the longest Author's note I've ever written.) Thanks so much fiction buddies! (I call my reviewers fiction buddies xD LOL) The reviews are awesome, keep them coming. Constructive Criticism doesn't hurt too. I'm loving this story by the minute. I want to continue my other stories: Seasonal Love and Kindergarten Crush, but I haven't got enough time, and this story is the one going on in my head right now, so, I'm sorry . Anyway, Thanksies! Love you all )