A/N: Yeeeehaaaaw! Back for a fourth chapter. Blimey, I don't think I've ever wrote a fanfic this long (as I keep saying). Thanks so much for the reviews. And as I'm starting to write this on 10th October, may I say, Happy Birthday James Elmer (Kook)! :D Well, I heard 10th October was his birthday. Umm, James is epic anyway, well, so is the entire Splatalot cast. :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Splatalot, I would have said something if I did.
The next day, Kook was on Water Cannon duty. He was standing in the balcony that housed the Water Cannon, setting his thoughts on today's Attackers when the smell of hay caught his nostrils. He turned round and found Knightriss standing right behind him, looking more a lot vicious than usual.
"Aah, uh, hey Knight-"
"Don't 'hey' me Kookaburra! Do you know what your pathetic platypus subjected me to yesterday?" she hissed. "Ooooh! My Kooky is sooooooooooo amazing and I looooove him soooo much! Eeeeewww! You're soooo boring! And like, your music STINKS! And the lack of tanning here is KILLING MEEEEEEEE" And eeeeewwwwwww! You're like so evil it sucks and you're annoying and EEEEWWWW!"
Knightriss continued with this rather bad impersonation of Hetty-Ann for a further five minutes. Kook just let it wash over him.
"Thanks to her infernal whining and complaining, I was driven to sleep in the STABLES last night!"
"Ah, that explains the smell,", Kook thought.
"I refuse to put with her anymore! I am NOT having another night like that! She'll drive me MAD!"
"I thought she was already mad,"
Knightriss turned on her heels and headed off to the Beastly Battleaxes, where she was on Vapouriser duty, but not before screaming "Find a different arrangement or else!".
Kook decided to beg Ballista to be roommates with Hetty later, he did not want to be on the receiving end of Knightriss' anger. He set his mind back on the Attackers, who were due to start crossing the moat in a few minutes. He noticed that whoever was on Splatzooka duty hadn't shown up yet. As if his mind was being read, Shaiden appeared at the Splatzooka station. Kook's face broke into a smile, he couldn't help it, the sight of Shaiden cheered him up no matter what his problems were. Thoughts about his situation started to plague his mind again, he became lost in thought until a cry of "BOGIES!" brought him back to reality. It was Slime Time.
A/N: Okay, this chapter's slightly better than Chapter 3, but hopefully the next chapter will be loads better. :D
AND BLOODY HELL! I've just noticed how short this chapter is! Sorry about that.