REMINDER
Dad (Tom) – Jiraiya (45)
Mum (Kate) – Tsunade (42)
Nora – Shizune (22)
Charlie – Kakashi (17)
Lorraine – Kurenai (16)
Henry – Choji (12)
Sarah – Sakura (11)
Jake – Gaara (13)
Mark – Rock Lee (13)
Jessica – Ino (11)
Kim – Hinata (11)
Mike – Shino (12)
Nigel – Kiba (12)
Kyle – Naruto (12)
Dog (Gunner) – Akamaru
Other Characters
Shake Maguire – Orochimaru
Hank – Zabuza
Beth (OC) – Emiko
Cheaper By The Dozen – Naruto Style
Chapter 4
RECAP
"OK?" Tsunade said Jiraiya walked off again but turned round when about 12 steps away.
"You were checking me out weren't you?" Jiraiya asked playfully.
"Maybe I was you perverted man do you have a problem with that?" Tsunade asked with as playfully as Jiraiya.
"Maybe I'm not the only perverted one?" Jiraiya said.
"Yup Kakashi is as much as a pervert as you now go on" Tsunade said grinning.
END OF RECAP
At The Football Field
A whistle blows and all the rugby players (OR some people called them football players) start practicing for the game.
Naruto and Kiba are on (I don't know what it is it's a thingy that you practice rugby tackles on and they move as your pushing them) shouting at the rugby players.
"HIT IT!!" Naruto and Kiba yelled together as the players tackled the rugby tackling thingy.
"Come on you SISSYS!!" Naruto shouted as the players tried to go faster.
"FASTER!! MAKE AKAMARU PROUD!!" Kiba yelled at the same time.
"AND MUM AND SAKURA WITH THEIR MONSTEROUS STRENGTH!!" Naruto shouted laughing along with Kiba.
"No one can beat your mum's and Sakura's strength my boys" Jiraiya stated chuckling after practices they were walking through the changing room.
"Way to go everyone!" Jiraiya praised as he walked past and into his office.
"Whoop Good going boys!" Kiba said staying with the players along with Naruto.
"Safe passes BELIEVE IT!" Naruto yelled giving everyone a high-5, while Jiraiya just slumped down into his chair inside his office when someone entered.
"You're getting old…and ugly," The man said.
"Orochimaru. Still trying to make joke. Hey?" Jiraiya chucked at the snake like man, getting out of his seat giving the snake looking dude a pat on the back.
"So what you doing here?" Jiraiya asked.
"You still too busy being a pervy house husband to read a newspaper?" Orochimaru asked giving Jiraiya a newspaper.
"That coach was 5 and 3" Jiraiya stated.
"That sssssssucksssss, I'm trying to grow a programme here," Orochimaru stated back, Naruto and Kiba then ran into the room.
"Hey guys. Remember Snake d… I mean Orochimaru?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yeahhhh the gay snake ass!" Kiba said grinning, Jiraiya gave a shocked look.
"What? Mum said it first," Naruto stated shrugging.
"Were having man to man talk here boys," Orochimaru said.
"Yup don't know what that means," Kiba pointed out.
"It's means you go out the room and me and Orochimaru talk about grown-up stuff," Jiraiya told them slowly.
"Sounds really boring" Naruto said.
"Yes it is so go" Orochimaru stated folding his arms.
"Mum was right. He is an ass," Naruto whispered to Kiba before they went out. After a long pause Jiraiya started talking again…
It was a shorter chapter this time so next chapter Jiraiya and Orochimaru will continue talking.
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