Chapter 4

The lights turned back on in the studio and two wireframe people are seen standing on the stage. "Wioudflajacjdngfadflioewqradf," said one wireframe guy.

"Euewrhjadbfdafmadfdfiatjkldfaff," said the other.

The previous one nodded and replied, "Bdfheuwerhadfkkldfasdf!"

And the second one said, "Rrtfdafjalsdfahdfaljfhkladfhj!!!!!!"

"Yahjdfafadslfhadlsfh!!!!!"

"Hfbandcgadsbnervmnasdfk?!?!?!?"

Then Master Hand came into the studio and said to them, "Would you mind proposing an engage to each other somewhere else? We're having business here." And the two wireframe people left the stage and continued their gibberish chat.

The ceiling suddenly burst open and Crazy Hand came crashing down and landed on the floor, and didn't move. "So let us begin our show again!" said MH. "As said in the previous chapter, today we will be talking about stuffs you probably don't know."

"You probably didn't know my former life was an insane asylum," said CH.

"What does this mean? Well, you see, Game2002 writes stories on this website, and stories usually go through development process before being published onto the web. Therefore, there's got to be 'beta' version of the stories with concepts taken out and dropped ideas. We will be talking about stuffs like that plus some fun facts about the Smashers!"

A wireframe girl in bunny costume came and offered MH a script. "Let us talk about Darkling first," he said. "As you know, that story was about the embodiment of evil, the Darkling, being set loose into the world by the one who freed them from their seal. Then the person, who is called Darkling King because he freed them, gathered together a large amount of villains to help take over the world."

"Yeah, yeah, skip to the main point," grumbled CH.

"Don't be in such a bad mood, would you? Anyway, the villains are sent to each world to guard the Dark Reactor that appeared after the Darkling have been freed, and so the Smashers set off for each world to destroy the reactor. There are a total of 9 worlds…"

"I told you to skip to the main point!"

"Would you shut up?!" yelled MH. "So anyway, this story had been in planning back in 2004, but didn't start until March 2005. There were some rejected ideas back then."

"Like?"

"There was supposed to be a Resident Evil world, taking place in Raccoon City, and one of the villains who work for the Darkling King was Albert Wesker."

"You mean the one with lots of zombies?"

"Yeah, do your homework… In fact, this thing was prophesized in one of the stories, and it went like something about people dying and coming back to life and craving for flesh. The idea was that some of the Smashers got killed and was resurrected as a zombie, but eventually turned back to normal thanks to Dr. Mario's Heal Staff. The idea was rejected because Game2002 thought it was too gruesome and cruel."

Then CH was somehow soaked in ketchup and slowly floated towards MH. "Give me your blood…" But was swatted away by his older brother.

"And also, another rejected idea was that Ridley and the Space Pirates wasn't part of the Darkling King's alliance. They were on their own out there, wanting to destroy the Smashers themselves. Like the previous idea, though rejected, it was mentioned in some of the older stories that Ridley would rescue the Smashers from their enemies so that he can kill them on his own rather than letting someone else do the job. Game2002 tossed this idea away because he thought it would make things too complicated, and so Ridley and his gang went with the Darkling alliance.

"Well, that's a lot better as it gives us a chance to kill him," said Samus.

"You barged in again, didn't you?" MH asked her.

"You said I'm free to come in!"

"Not when the door is closed."

"What's with you…?"

"Just kidding! You should learn to accept jokes more."

"Yeah, yeah…"

"Hey, why don't you get out of here and do your bounty hunting stuff or act like a girl? You act too much like a man."

"And you said it was all right for me to come in the first!" shouted Samus in frustration, and then she stormed off the studio.

MH turned to the audience and said, "They say women are usually more violent than men. I guess that's true for the most part."

Then a super missile flew in from outside and hit MH.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the whole place is smoked black and MH is nowhere to be seen. CH came to the stage and said in a sad voice, "I'm sorry to report to everyone that Master Hand is…" And he began to snivel and cry. "He's… he's… Boohoo… He went to toilet…"

Then MH, full of energy, came back to the room. "Ah! That was wonderful! I gave off two big pieces and now my tummy feels refreshed!" He snapped his finger and the whole room automatically rearranged and transformed into an all new room. "Okay, let's get on with the show. Again, there was another rejected idea that some of the more careful readers might know."

"And that would be…"

"In Tokyo arc, the main villain there was supposed to be the Black Hole Aliens, sometimes called Simeon. These monkey-like aliens appeared in the movie Godzilla vs. Mecha Godzilla back in the 1970s, I think… In fact, Game2002 published them into the story, but took them out when he was nearing the Tokyo arc. But he still forgot to fully take them out, and some of them might still be visible around the story."

"The last time I check, there was none."

"The last I asked him, Game2002 said he did a recheck in that story and totally took out every trace of the Black Hole Aliens. No matter how hard you look, you won't find them anymore."

"Aww man… I wanna see monkeys…"

"By the way, did you know Captain Falcon couldn't destroy a barbecue grill?"

CF showed and said, "Who say so?!"

"Of course it's true! Don't believe me? Look at this part form Game2002's first story, Pokemon Adventures."

SCENE SWITCH

"This barbecue grill is hard and durable and will not break," said the seller.

"Really? Then I'll give it a try!" said CF. "Falcon Punch!" And he punches the barbecue grill so hard that it is sent flying over the horizon.

After returning to the mansion, CF found out that the grill has been sent flying into their mansion in one piece.

END

"You see? It didn't even break!" said MH. "Falcon? Where'd you go? Guess he couldn't stand the humility. Anyway, let's…"

Then Pichu's face popped up in front of the screen and he said to the readers, "Nice weather, isn't it?" And then he left.

"So much for interrupting my show…" grumbled MH.

CF came to him and said, "Hey! I know some facts the audience probably don't know! Let me share it with them!"

"As you wish."

CH faced the audience and cleared his throat before speaking. "Ahem, get ready for some fun facts! You better jot them down and get ready for exam! But there's no exam! Drum roll!"

And Donkey Kong is seen beating drums rapidly and intensely.

"Pichu has good hearing!"

"Everyone knew that already," MH told him.

"Oh… Then Yoshi has great smelling sense!"

"That's common sense."

"Then… Kirby eats a lot!"

"Everyone knew that."

"Then DK has problem hearing!"

"That's well known too."

"Peach wears granny panties!"

"I knew that too."

"And she wore a thong during tennis!"

"I knew that… Wait, I didn't know that!"

"I don't know that either."

"Then how did you come up with that?"

"Rumors!"

"Get lost…" And MH shoved him off the stage. "So…"

Then Pichu popped his head in front of the screen again and said, "The weather is really nice!" And then left again.

"Game2002 doesn't like offensive words," said MH.

"You ass!" shouted CH.

"However, ass is acceptable, since it meant donkey in the first place. So does bitch, which originally meant female dog. He does not allow f-word and s-word in his stories."

"But I remember an s-word in Darkling…"

"Yeah, but he went and took it out recently. I think it's in one of the New York arc chapters. Look at the OC Fukuyu from In Monstry, he spouts f-word constantly, but every single of them is censored."

"F--- you! Like this?" asked CH.

"I can safely bet that the person reading this story right now probably won't censor out words like this and spell it out in whole, or even worse, use it in every single chapter!"

"These kinds of words are a pain to my ears!" cried Pichu.

"Yes, and stop interrupting me whenever I'm taking!" MH said to him. "So if you want Game2002 to read your stories, please do not use any f-word or s-words, or any words that sound just as bad. He will not read stories with too much of those words."

Fox came in from nowhere and said, "Supposedly, he wanted to give the story Endowment of Exigency a try, but did not because he saw too many f-words in there."

"People should learn to clean their mouths more…"

CH came in with a vacuum cleaner. "Time to clean someone's mouth!" And he ran off in some random direction, and screaming can be heard shortly after.

"Well, I guess everyone learned what they should learn," said MH. "But wait! Someone wanted to know why DK has bad hearing. Well… Ask him yourself!"

Someone random dude went up to DK and asked him, "Why do you have poor hearing?"

"No, I don't wear earrings," replied DK.

"It's all my fault!" confessed Fox. "I was working on machinery when DK came in and an loud explosion occurred. Luckily I was wearing ear plugs, but he didn't and so the explosion damaged his ear drums and he is like that ever since!"

"Even I can't cure him!" said Dr. Mario. "What a horrible doctor I am!"

I'm not a horse!" DK said to Dr. Mario.

"Now you learned something!" MH said to the audience. "That part was never mentioned in any story except here."

A wireframe dude showed up and gave MH another sheet of paper. "Sigh… More people wanted to know more about various stuff," he said. "How is it possible for there to be two Marios and two Links? The answer to that…"

"Dr. Mario eez my relative!" explained Mario.

"So that's the answer! Just accept this fact, otherwise, beat it!"

"Young Link is my relative too!" said Link.

"Right, Young Link is his relative, got any problems with that?" asked MH.

Zelda fanboys showed up and complained, "NO!!!! LAME REASON!!!! LOL!!!!" So MH shot them all into pieces.

"What's the time now?" asked MH.

"Time to do a barrel roll!" shouted CH, and he flew away while performing a barrel roll.

"Okay, then so be it! Do a barrel roll!" And MH flew out the studio while doing a barrel roll.

After they both left, a wireframe dude stepped onto the stage and said, "Hfhasdjlfhasdfjakgnweuirioqhfdaksfnasadsfhadsfjbnasdfajsdfklhadjklfhdjasklfhebr,bvzvdamzvkadlqpcjlha."

TO BE CONTINUED

I hope you learned a few stuffs in this chapter, even though the ending part is plain random and nonsense.