Okay, so I didn't talk to Vince or Vickie until RAW. But at least we had some peace and quiet while going over the details. No one interrupted which was great.
"So, Evelyn, what do you have on your mind? I'm guessing it involves John and Randy," Vince said, Vickie to his left, me sitting in front of him.
"Yes it does. Well, you see, I've had it up to here," I said, raising my hand over my head to emphasize my point, "with Randy and John trying to get back at each other for stealing me. I was wondering if we could have a Women's Championship match where I win, like tonight, then on SmackDown, another RAW diva can win it from me. But the match was a dirty match, she uses weapons against me and so on the next RAW I attack her using the same weapon. Then Vince, you would like the feud so much, you keep me on RAW. And you could put me in a storyline to get back at John and Randy. Maybe like a romantic storyline." I took a deep breath. "Probably with Dave because we dated before and I'm most comfortable with him. Plus I already asked him, and he agreed."
"Well, the story sounds like a very interesting one," Vickie began, "But I don't want you to leave the roster. You're one of our assets and without you, the couple Randy and Evelyn wouldn't be much of a couple."
"It won't be for very long, I promise. It's just to teach the boys a lesson," I assured her, hoping she'll be down for it.
"But what if they do things outside the script again? I do not want my men to get injured when it's not part of the storyline."
"Have them run on pure emotion like you and Coach did with me. If they decided to hurt each other terribly, get security on their asses. Or just make sure I'm there so I can kick their asses myself."
"We'll have to discuss this for a little bit, Evelyn, but I'm sure you can expect it before the Women's Championship match. Just go with Randy to start RAW."
"Thank you Vince, Vickie." I left his office and walked off to Randy and my locker room.
"Please let me introduce your new WWE Champion and your Heavyweight Champion, with his wife Evelyn, RANDY ORTON!" Lilian announced. As she said this, Randy's theme played. I stepped out first, followed by a cocky and gloating Randy. He had each title on his shoulder, a smile plastered on his face, his hand gripping mine tightly. I didn't have any gold yet, but tonight I sure hope I was going to.
I got up on the apron and sat on the ropes for my husband. He passed through and I got in with him. Lilian gave Randy her mic and stepped off. The crowd was half and half with cheering and booing. Randy waited patiently while they calmed down.
"Hello Las Vegas!" Randy shouted into the mic. "If you didn't watch the blockbuster event last night at WrestleMania, boy did you miss out. Not only did I take Chris Jericho up on his challenge, but I took his belt too!" Surprisingly enough, he got a lot of cheers compared to the usual night. Randy looked at me and smiled, then back at the crowd.
"And I want to thank someone for being there by my side during this whole time. She's absolutely lovely, beautiful and can deal with my crap more than I would if I were her." He turned to me fully this time, his eyes shining with that loving glance, a warm smile on his face. He reminded me of how he was before he came into the WWE. He walked closer to me, standing there with that same look. He shrugged his titles off his shoulders and took my waist. Before he could lay his lips on mine, music blasted through the arena.
"This is really cute and all," the person said, "but really, she should be with me." John stepped out from behind the curtain and made his way to the top of the ramp. He looked haggard again tonight, like he didn't sleep at all. "So guess what Orton; I will have her back. And conveniently take those titles as well. Just get ready, main event tonight. It's a non-title, but for Evee's contract instead." He dropped his mic and walked through the curtain again. When I turned away from the curtain to face Randy, his face was contorted by rage. His knuckles were almost white because he was gripping the microphone so hard.
"Randy," I said, rushing over to him and taking the mic from him, "don't worry; you'll win. Did you see him? John was all distracted, and he looks extremely tired."
"Yeah, yeah I will win." I picked up Randy's title belts before we headed to the back again. Randy wouldn't talk to me, which upset me a lot, but I suppose he had a reason not to talk. I was more worried over the storyline I was hoping Vince would do for me. In fact, we were going by Vince's open office door.
"Evelyn! Wait, come back here!" I quickly shot a look at Randy—who was still walking away from me—and walked into Vince's office with Randy's titles. "You won the Heavyweight and WWE championships without a match made? Wow, you must have Randy tied around your finger," Vince teased.
"I'm just that skilled, Vince, plus he's pissed about John." I tossed the titles to the floor and sat down in one of the chairs in front of his desk.
"Well, Vickie and I have thought about it, so we've decided to do what you asked. We had the opportunity to tell Dave of the plan beforehand, and he's agreed. Tonight you will be in the Women's championship match, and win. It will be against Maria and Beth Phoenix."
"What do you have planned for John and Randy?" I asked right after he finished his sentence. The contract match wasn't made before, so I believed that Vince was going to let them run on emotion.
"Just what you said; let them do what they want for a little bit, and have security on their asses. They'll be coming to me to tell me their plan however, or else."
"Okay, thank you, Vince." I picked the titles up off the floor and exited the office. I walked back to the locker room, but not without running into a certain animal…
"Hello Dave. I see you already approved of the storyline. So, what are you doing tonight?"
He smiled at me, checking out my titles. Well, Randy's titles. "I have a match tonight, but I won't tell you who it's against. And I can promise you I will win."
"Wow, I bet you will. This week I've heard promise after promise, but I think yours will actually be kept." I grinned at him before patting his arm, walking past him towards my locker room again. I didn't know what his plan for the night was, but he seemed very much confident about it.
Randy was lying on the couch, all changed for his match, seemingly napping. I placed the two titles on the back of a metal chair and walked quietly over to Rand. I stroked his cheek gently before going to the bathroom to change for the match; one-piece cut out dress in black and some boots.
I danced my way down the ramp to my theme (Sugar Cube by Porcelain and the Tramps) and got in the ring, waiting for Beth and Maria to come down. Beth had the usual entrance. Maria seemed more sticks-finger-down-throat pathetic. As you can tell, I still hate her for what she did to Randy, John and me. I still get to steal the title from her anyways.
Maria jumped up and down, her title above her head as she swung around. I thought she was going to lose her balance at some point. I'm sure the crowd would've had a great time during that little embarrassment.
As soon as she got in the ring, Beth and I attacked her. Her belt flew away from her and outside the ring as we kicked her in the stomach. She was tossed out the ring like a rag doll. Beth and I admired our handiwork before turning to each other.
"So you win tonight? Then we start a feud?" She asked, circling around.
"Just so I can get onto RAW. Just think of me as a speed bump for a little bit." I circled too before we grappled. Beth got me in a headlock, applying pressure to an already aching head. I elbowed her in the stomach and pulled her into a headlock. Then I ran to a corner, executing a running bulldog. I flipped her over and jumped off the second rope, back-flipping onto her. I pinned her, but only got a two count. Maria was still out cold on the floor outside the ring when I pulled Beth up and flipped her over my knee. I bounced off the ropes and drop kicked her when she sat up. I kept checking back on Maria when I tore Beth down. She got some hits in, but my momentum was too high to break. After a high elbow, I climbed up the top turnbuckle, a bit tired from taking advantage of Beth in her weakened state. I did my finisher; jumping up and flipping twice before landing on Beth on my stomach.
I covered her. 1, 2, 3!
"Your winner and NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION is EVELYN!" Lilian announced. Beth rolled out of the ring as Maria finally woke up. The ref brought the belt to me and raised my hand in victory.
The belt was mine again. As much as I loved having it, it was going to back to the rightful contender. Beth nodded her satisfactory and yelled "I'll get that back!" as Maria got to her knees.
I ran right past her and into the back. I didn't stop until I got to our locker room. Randy was up and taping his wrists when I bustled into the room.
"Randy baby, I got it! I won it back!" I jumped him as he turned to me, catching me and twirling me around.
"I didn't know you had a championship match tonight…but now all we need is to win the tag team titles and we'll be the most dominant duo in wrestling. I'm so happy to have you as my wife." I smiled at Randy's speech, and kissed him.
"We should celebrate," I said, kissing him again, "do you have any ideas?" He carried me over to the wall, kissing me very slowly, making my stomach flip. He pressed me against it, clenching my leg as he slipped his tongue in my mouth. I placed a hand on his cheek, pulling his face even closer to mine. I tightened my legs' grip around Randy's waist, wishing to pull the only piece of clothing Randy had on off of his body. I was sure he felt the same way because he began to unbutton my dress. He pulled down the top part of my dress so my chest was exposed. Randy pressed my back even closer to the wall with his chest. I was about to pull his wrestling trunks down when there was a knock at the door.
"Randy, Evee, ten minutes." Randy pulled his lips away from me, but didn't let me down. In fact, he continued to kiss me after looking at the door. His lips went down to my neck, kissing oh so sensually. I clutched the back of his neck out of reaction.
"Randy, Randy I have to change…" I groaned breathlessly. I wished I could pull his hair, but I still couldn't grip it. "We can continue this later, babe."
"But I want you now. I didn't have you since Saturday."
"When we get back to the hotel, it'll still be tonight. Just win my contract and I'll let you do anything to me," I said. I kissed him one more time before he willingly let me go. I changed into a very low cut short blue dress.
I was told I had to go out first, but I went when they went to commercial. The crowd was probably sick of seeing me tonight, so I just snuck out to meet JR and King.
"Hey guys," I greeted, sitting down and putting the head set on.
"Ready for your knight in shining armor to win your contract?" King asked, smiling at me.
"I know Randy will win. John seemed too tired and sick to fight."
"Well, Evelyn, he did a pretty good job swinging a bat around last night," JR said.
"This is a triple threat match calling for a pin-fall. This is for Evelyn's contract. First from West Newbury, Massachusetts, he is the Chain-Gang soldier, JOHN CENA!" Lilian announced. I saw her wink at me as John made his way down the ramp. Instead he came to me. Hey wait…did Lilian just say triple-?
"Evee," John said loud enough for me to hear him. I took my head set off as John came and picked me up. He pressed his lips against mine lustfully. I tried pushing him away, but Randy ran down and pulled him from me. He tossed John in the ring as Lilian jumped out.
"The final contestant is the Animal, BATISTA!"
Dave ran out once he was called and rushed into the ring.
By this point, I was flabbergasted. Dave was also fighting for my contract? Was this something I wasn't aware of for the storyline soon to be put into effect? I could barely concentrate on the match, never mind what JR and King were talking about.
"Evelyn? Earth to Evee…" King said, waving a hand in front of my face.
"Huh? Oh sorry guys, what were you talking about?"
"We were talking about why Dave added himself into the fray. Do you think he wants to get you back as well?"
"My relationship with Dave is almost like a big brother complex. That's why it didn't work out the first time." Sure, it was a lie, but I wasn't going to tell King and JR about Dave wanting me to go out with John instead of himself. My eyes drifted back to the ring where all three men were brawling it out, almost like a fistfight, not a wrestling match. "Ah! I can't watch this anymore." I buried my eyes into my arm on the announcer's table. It was so nerve wracking that when I heard the bell, and Dave's music play, I almost passed out.
"Your winner is BATISTA!"