Dizclaimer: I DON'T OWN DAISY! I DON'T OWN ANY NINTENDO CHARACTERS! So
leave me alone! And enjoy! (
Daisy's Bad Day
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One day, Daisy had just gotten out of a near death battle against Bowser (long story). Then, a blinding light blinded Daisy, because it was so blindingly…..blinding. (Dontcha love the use of words?) Anyways, she fell onto a skunky dog thing that attacked her with a flounder. "AAAAAH! I'VE BEEN FLOUNDERED!" Daisy screamed. At that moment, she realized she had to go to the grocery store to pick up some watermelon (don't ask, but you should see somethin here….). She walked to the store and grabbed a cart and ran like hell! She ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran…..and you get the idea. (this MUST be a big store cuz it shouldunt take that long to find the produce aisle! Somewhere along the way, she encountered a huge bump, but that didn't stop her. She saw a huge watermelon! She grabbed it as soon as she could and ran like hell again. At this time, she was being pursued by Peach, who apparently also wanted the watermelon. Peach disappeared somewhere and Daisy thought she was in the clear. She hit another bump. But as luck would have it, Peach fell right in Daisy's cart and Daisy couldn't see over the big hair, and she crashed into a wall. Peach smashed the watermelon over Daisy's head, knocking her unconscious. Daisy awoke in a department store….dunno why……anyways, she woke up and was almost trampled by someone in a pink dress (it ain't Peach, she was elsewhere). Then, a skunky dog thing with a flounder smacked her. "DAMMIT! AGAIN!" But she went around and shopped like the wind! She was tripped by the person in pink because they were after the same dress. "STUPID BITCH!" Daisy screamed at her. The woman quickly engaged battle and started attacking her with hangers. Daisy attacked her back with dresses filled with rocks (wonder where she got the rocks……) and hit her a few times. Then, they grabbed swords that appeared outta nowhere and started this huge sword fight, slashing at each other's dresses. The blonde woman in the pink dress swung at Daisy and chopped a HUGE lock of hair off of her. "ALRIGHT YOU EVIL WHORE! DIIIIIIIIE!" (WOW! THIS IS COOL!) Daisy attacked with one final swing, and completely missed and couldn't stop running and she smashed into a wall. When she fell backwards, she fell down and back onto another skunky dog thing with a flounder, and it smacked her again. Daisy laughed hysterically and then started to cry because now she reeked of fishy stench. And then her dress completely disappeared leaving her in only a bikini and a bunch of guys came running towards her. She went all kung fu style on them and they were all lying on the ground in pain. Another skunky dog thing whistled and then "floundered" her and she stepped on it. She got home and she fell out a window. Ain't it nice to know we have smart princesses out there?
The End!!!!!!!
Daisy's Bad Day
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One day, Daisy had just gotten out of a near death battle against Bowser (long story). Then, a blinding light blinded Daisy, because it was so blindingly…..blinding. (Dontcha love the use of words?) Anyways, she fell onto a skunky dog thing that attacked her with a flounder. "AAAAAH! I'VE BEEN FLOUNDERED!" Daisy screamed. At that moment, she realized she had to go to the grocery store to pick up some watermelon (don't ask, but you should see somethin here….). She walked to the store and grabbed a cart and ran like hell! She ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran…..and you get the idea. (this MUST be a big store cuz it shouldunt take that long to find the produce aisle! Somewhere along the way, she encountered a huge bump, but that didn't stop her. She saw a huge watermelon! She grabbed it as soon as she could and ran like hell again. At this time, she was being pursued by Peach, who apparently also wanted the watermelon. Peach disappeared somewhere and Daisy thought she was in the clear. She hit another bump. But as luck would have it, Peach fell right in Daisy's cart and Daisy couldn't see over the big hair, and she crashed into a wall. Peach smashed the watermelon over Daisy's head, knocking her unconscious. Daisy awoke in a department store….dunno why……anyways, she woke up and was almost trampled by someone in a pink dress (it ain't Peach, she was elsewhere). Then, a skunky dog thing with a flounder smacked her. "DAMMIT! AGAIN!" But she went around and shopped like the wind! She was tripped by the person in pink because they were after the same dress. "STUPID BITCH!" Daisy screamed at her. The woman quickly engaged battle and started attacking her with hangers. Daisy attacked her back with dresses filled with rocks (wonder where she got the rocks……) and hit her a few times. Then, they grabbed swords that appeared outta nowhere and started this huge sword fight, slashing at each other's dresses. The blonde woman in the pink dress swung at Daisy and chopped a HUGE lock of hair off of her. "ALRIGHT YOU EVIL WHORE! DIIIIIIIIE!" (WOW! THIS IS COOL!) Daisy attacked with one final swing, and completely missed and couldn't stop running and she smashed into a wall. When she fell backwards, she fell down and back onto another skunky dog thing with a flounder, and it smacked her again. Daisy laughed hysterically and then started to cry because now she reeked of fishy stench. And then her dress completely disappeared leaving her in only a bikini and a bunch of guys came running towards her. She went all kung fu style on them and they were all lying on the ground in pain. Another skunky dog thing whistled and then "floundered" her and she stepped on it. She got home and she fell out a window. Ain't it nice to know we have smart princesses out there?
The End!!!!!!!