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Rangiku Matsumoto interviews Rukia Kuchiki live on TV.
"Good Morning Rukia"
"Good morning Rangiku."
"There's so much our readers want to know. What made you come out and
talk to us today?"
"Well first I would like to thank you for having me. I came here on the advice of the elders. They thought it would be best to clarify things."
"I see well so what is exactly your relation to Kuchiki-Taicho?"
"We have been seeing each other for a while."
" Like in boyfriend and girlfriend? But isn't he your brother?"
"Yes I mean no. Were not blood related so its ok for us to marry."
"So marriage is in the future? Has he asked you yet?"
"Well um not yet but its implied." she shifted in her chair uncomfortably.
"Implied? How so?"
"Well he didn't ask its more like he told me."
"So he didn't give you a choice?"
"No I mean yes I want to marry him so its not big deal."
"I got many letters lets read some questions from our readers, shall we?"
"Sure I have nothing to hide" Rukia held her head up sure of herself
"The first one reads, oh and this is a common question, so what's the totally hot Byakuya like in bed?"
"I'm not answering that but you don't see me complaining." she gave a sly smile.
"Ok the next one wants to know if you can post some pictures of him online."
"Oh no you remember what happened the last time the Shinigami Women's Association tried to get a picture of him. I don't have a death wish."
"The next is from a Mr. Red it asks if you have any feelings for your one time best friend Renji."
"Renji is my best friend. I love him very much."
"We have a love triangle. Are you in love with Renji?"
"No its not like that. I mean it was at one time. Crap I shouldn't have said that. Well It's out. I was in love with Renji a long time ago. But when he showed me he wasn't interested anymore by letting me be adopted, I was totally heart broken. But I moved on and changed as a person. I don't feel that way anymore."
"When you say moved on you mean Kaien?"
"Oh geez I didn't expect you to ask about that today. He was married, it was a harmless crush. We were just friends, I swear we never kissed or anything like that."
"Oh so you kissed, don't deny it."
"Well just once. We decided not to pursue the relationship because of his marital status. I respected his wife too much."
"So what about Ichigo? He's so strong and hot."
"Ichigo may be strong and there's no denying he's hot but he is a 15 year old boy. What do you take me for some sort of pervert?"
"Well that's what were trying to figure out. No one knows much about you Rukia."
"So do you think you will someday pursue a relationship with Ichigo."
"What didn't I just tell you no?"
"Oh come on you know you want to. You could easily use your mission as an excuse and Bayakuya wouldn't need to know. Then there's Renji, I'm sure he would take care of your needs if you ever asked. We all need a change once in a while."
"Oh my god do you really think I would do that?"
"So sweet, will you play the faithful wife?"
"I'm not answering any more questions."
"Pweezze we just have a few more" giving Rukia the puppy dog eyes.
"Fine, carry on." she said coldly waving her hand.
"You two really are made for each other. Anyway so how have you two been getting along? That scene in that chat room the other day what was that about?"
"He was just being a jerk, you know how he acts so high and mighty all of the time. We just had a disagreement."
" The neighbors said they could hear the two of you yelling at each other."
"Well it got a little heated but we made up."
"The neighbors said they heard that part too *winks*"
"Well he is still your adopted brother isn't it a little kinky……"
"Chire" called an annoyed Byakuya
Rukia looks up in surprise. Matsumoto starts running for her life along with the film crew. Light fixtures fall down everywhere and broken furniture litters the floor. The cameras however are still transmitting live.
"Rukia I ask you to do one thing." he said standing over her.
"I I I'm sorry the questions just got so.."
"Don't we will have to deal with the gossip for a bit but it will die down after some time."
"I missed you since breakfast." Rukia said cutely.
He grabbed her and kissed her. The kiss got heavy.
" You scared everyone away" she said
"They would not dare to return." he answered kissing her again
"It's a good thing no one is here." she opened the top of his uniform.
"Yes it is." he said removing hers while kissing her neck.
Well the viewers still glued to the screen got an answer to how Bayakuya was in bed. There was no longer a curiosity for pictures. They were getting an eye full for sure. The gossip on this will definitely not die down for quite some time. A certain two people will definitely get a talking to by the Kuchiki elders who were trying to look on the bright side of the situation by hoping for a boy.
Gin was watching from Hueco Mundo "I knew she'd be a demon in the sack." he commented.