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I am very sorry for the super foot long tardation I got lazy with all my Yuyu fics…But no worries. I got the inspiration back again. I just hope I don't lose it again though…

This chapter was supposed to be the date chapter of Koenma, but I was having some problems writing it... so, it will be on one of the advanced chapters of this fiction from now on. Then again, this chapter is what happens with Hiei and Botan in the next morning.

Disclaimer- I don't on Yuyu Hakusho.

Chapter 4- The Beginning of Chaos

The sunrays filled right through the window of Hiei's room; filling the room with its light. The sunrays shone right on Botan's sleeping face, making her groan, stir and to toss to her back; without knowing that she's cuddling to a pair of strong arms.

Hiei on the other hand, leaned to the ferry girl's chest—well to be clear as pure water, to her breasts. Hmm…is it me or these pillows are softer?' he asked himself mentally, still with his eyes closed as he used one of his hands, feeling one of Botan's boobs; she responded in a slight moan to the touch. 'Whoa. This pillow is a turn on. I'm stealing more of this later…'

Now turning to Botan… what she thinks of "this"?

'Hmm…is it me or the pillows lately have strong arms, cuddle up to you and feels one of your boobs…? Unless, Hiei's sleeping in my chest…Yeah right. UNLESS HIEI'S SLEEPING IN MY CHEST?' and with that, Botan shot both of her eyes open to confirm and witness her assumption…and yup it was true.

Run, Hiei! Run!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Botan screamed a bit louder than between Chapter 2 and 3, causing the youkai to get up in surprise, and then followed by falling out of the bed in the process.

When Hiei got up from the floor, after falling right on the face, he asked the ferry girl what is wrong with her since she had her face more red than a red bean, as if she got burned from the sun (Or better yet, of passion! lol): "What's wrong?" and she screamed again, of fury.

"You!" Botan accused him, pointing him with her index finger of her right hand.

"Me?" Hiei was confused, he didn't understand at all of why Botan was accusing him if he is innocent: he was sleeping peacefully... by what he knows in his own point of view.

"Yeah, you!"

"Me what?" he insisted with the same question, only adding one more word at the end of the question.

"You big pervert of all times perverts, you perv!" Botan proceeded to slap Hiei on the cheek, Keiko Yukimura style, so loud enough for the world to hear. Not too literally…

POW!

Hiei, as a result, got stunned: he almost saw birds flying around his head and almost flew as if the wind is blowing him away but it didn't happened so because he maintained and regained balance on his feet.

Meanwhile, Botan panted for air and sweat rolled down from her forehead; she had spent all her energy within in the slap-fest though.

Seconds later, Hiei jerk his head, going back to normal, "What did I do this time!" he complained, with a red mark of a hand on his recently bruised cheek.

"Don't play dumb! You know what you just did!" Botan crossed her arms, covering her chest from the Jaganshi, even if their not exposed or something, before adding, "Shame on you!"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Hiei said it honestly.

Botan growled; he's lying! She thought. How dare him to act all innocent and confused on her ass after what he had done! I mean he must save it for the honeymoon! Err, shutting up…She walked grumpily to the bathroom, shutting the door angrily, almost breaking it like yesterday when she almost broke her oar on Hiei's head when she hit him.

Nano-seconds later, Botan opened the door, warning to the youkai: "Oh and Hiei? If you're thinking of doing something else, remember that I got an anti perv-repellent called Perv-Off for three eyes!" and with that, she closed the door again.

Hiei sweat dropped; he still was somewhat confused, and this time for another reason: Botan gets more incomprehensible each passing day that he gets to know her better...Well all women in general, especially the ones that he knows.

Oi, this delicate issue had just put Hiei to think deeply and with seriousness and he took a seat on the bed.

Ok, to begin with... for example: the detective's mate, Keiko; someone that Hiei will never understand plus the relationship that Yusuke and she got going on. End of discussion.

His own twin sister, Yukina. Hiei understands her, yes, he nodded. But the one thing is that he doesn't (and is arrogant to) understand about her is what she sees in Kuwabara—or better yet Kuwabaka. It can't be explained or scientist can't tell if he's human or from another complex, paradox and those other words scientific words they use for 'weird words' thingy, species. Hm, this is an unsolved mystery and so going to the X-files for a long time…

What would happen if Kuwabara and Yukina bonded for life…? Hiei asked himself and regretted quickly that 'he-didn't-ever-wanted-to-come-up-with-that-in-a-million-years' question; curses for bringing that up! Well, now that it is too late to back out, in his opinion, surely his family would be rolling on their graves or in wherever the hell they died in the Makai; his mother, even if he doesn't know her well (and knows where she died), his father--if he and Yukina ever had one, and his puppy named Hiro. He loved that puppy very much; it ate and loves the food he was given. His favorite food was oafs…Hiei still cries for him, especially, when he needs him the most…

Ahem! Another woman. Kuwabara's older sister, Shizuru. She is also understandable; of course she's like the female version of Kurama, and, thankfully, she doesn't buy Chia Pets…unlike her male version. Hiei probably will fall for her, there's a lot of possibilities…but there are three reasons that stops him right there from doing so: 1) She shares the same blood, genes and etc with the oaf. 2) Kurama noticed her first. Moreover, 3)...Even if Hiei doesn't get what we humans call: love, an useless emotion to him, but he does with the attraction because he is with his sweet snow, and he watches it on the soap operas at six o'clock in the evening. In addition, he feels attracted to another person. Yes...this person is stealing his heart, little by little, without he or that person knowing it—Wait a minute. Hiei's cheeks reddened and he started to cough unnecessarily as if something got stuck on his throat.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION EXPOSED TO THE PUBLIC!

After recovering from a short section of "coughing", Hiei moved on with the list. Okay... Another woman... Ah, the new blonde ferry girl. Even if he hadn't met her yet, he wonders if she would fall for the toddler that is Koenma... he will be on the lookout of the future news of that relationship.

Lastly, and you guys won't believe it, Julia, the woman from the soap operas of six o'clock in the evening. She's so blind, ignorant and stubborn that her "lover", Robert, sleeps with any women that wears mini skirt. Everybody on the show tells (and Hiei yelling while he ate three gallons of sweet snow of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry XD) Julia that Robert cheats on her, but she refuses to understand as you can read.

Hn. Women...who does understands them, he thought as if he was hard trying to solve a puzzle game and crossed his arms. He sometimes does not understand men either, for example (in this order): Kuwabara, Yusuke, Koenma, Kurama, himself and others.

Hiei would like to also reflex on this new issue that he just brought up, and why he added himself to it, but it's already time that he starts off with his day...if he can survive from Botan first.

Ok, so this is a cliffhanger! Dun, dun, dun! What a way to brought up, huh lol The other part of this is already on the works. So…inspire me by pressing that blue sparkly button and you get a cookie!

Ja ne!