Chapter 4: The Torture of Roy Mustang.
Guess whose back on the sugar! I won't be torturing Kimblee this time. As the title states, Mustang will be our new victim…uh I mean…star. We all know he has it coming. To all the Roy fan girls that read this, I'm sorry, please don't track me down and kill me…please. Well enjoy.
The story begins in Roy Mustang's office at Central Headquarters. The Oblivion and Blast alchemists are sitting inside, Thom kicked back in a chair, looking EXTREMELY bored. The two of them are arguing about something.
Jen asks Thom, "Why are you and Greed so mean to Kimblee? What did he ever do to you?"
Thom then replies, "What do you mean we're mean to him? You broke a freaking pool cue over his head yesterday!"
The scene flashes back to Jen and Kimblee playing pool at the Devil's Nest. As Jen bends over to take her shot, Kimblee, seizing the opportunity, rubs his hand across her ass. Her eyes widened in surprise, and her face turns bright red. Then she spins around, and splinters the pool cue over his head.
The flashback ends.
Back in Roy's office, Jen looks very irritated and yells at her brother, "THAT'S BECAUSE HIS HAND WANDERED WHERE IT SHOULDN'T HAVE! Besides, you blew up his ass." (Refer to third chapter to see this happen)
Thom replies, "Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time, besides that's why I'm here, to find someone else to pick on while he recovers from the concussion that you gave him." He then comments, cocking an eyebrow, "I'm going to ask you this question again, why do you care about his ass?"
SLAP!
Thom pulls back, rubbing his cheek and yells, "Ouch! What the hell was that for?" He then says, getting up out of the chair, "Forget it, it's time for me to find my victim for the day…speak of the devil."
At that moment, Mustang walked through the door. Wanting to start of Roy's torture with a bang (pun intended), he blows the hinges off the door, making it fall flat on top of Roy Mustang. Jen, glad that it isn't Kimblee for a change, bursts out laughing and high-fives her brother. A groan comes from under the door, and Thom blows that up as well, sending Mustang through the floor. It takes both Havoc and Fuery to pull his body from underneath the floorboards, and the task is left to Riza Hawkeye to pull the splinters out of his ass.
A few hours later, in the same office, Roy is laying across his desk in a full body cast, while Thom flicks pennies at him. Greed walks in, takes one look at Mustang, looks at Thom's grinning face, gives a knowing nod, and says, "Kimblee's indisposed, so Mustang took his place today, huh?"
Thom nods, and tosses Greed a penny, saying, "You want to flick one at him?"
Greed smiles, nods, carbonizes his arm, and flicks the penny, knocking Roy off of his desk and into the wall. Outside the door, all that can be heard is maniacal laughter, and Mustang's groans of pain. And thus, the scene ends.