"Can you talk?" I asked it.
"XM Satellite Radio... Digital cable brings you... Columbia Broadcasting System..." It replied.
"So you... You talk through the radio?" Sam asked.
"Thank you, you're beautiful. You're wonderful, you're wonderful"
"So, what was that last night? What was that?" We asked.
"Message from Starfleet, Captain... Throughout the inanimate vastness of space... Angels will rain down like visitors from heaven! Hallelujah!"
"Visitors from heaven? What... What are you, like, an alien or something?" Mikaela asked, it nodded and transformed back into the car.
"Any more questions you want to ask?" It said, opening its door.
"He wants us to get in the car" I said.
"And go where?" Mikaela asked.
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?" Sam asked her. This was obviously the right thing to say as she came closer and we all got in the car.
"Do you mind?" I asked, as I got in the drivers seat. It started in response so I figured it was alright. The seat belt strapped over me, and I leaned back letting the car drive itself, but making it look like I was in case anyone was looking.
"This car's a pretty good driver" Mikaela said, leaning on the back of my seat.
"I know... Well, maybe you should sit in my lap" Sam said, I snorted quietly, that wasn't subtle at all.
"Why?" She asked.
"Well, I have the only seat belt here. You know, safety first" He said, I smirked looking over at his hopeful face.
"Yeah, all right" Sam looked shocked, and I had to restrain from laughing.
"Right?" She climbed over and sat on his lap, Sam put the seatbelt around the two of them.
"There, see? That's better" Sam said.
"You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move" Mikaela said.
"Thank you"
"You know what I don't understand? Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?" The car stopped, and the doors opened, my seatbelt was taken off and I got out of the car.
"Oh, see? No. Get... No, that doesn't work. See?" Sam spluttered.
"Move it, you moron!" A car beeped.
"Great, now... See?" I said to Mikaela. "Fantastic. Now you pissed him off"
"That car is sensitive. I mean, $4000 just drove off" Our car came back, but this time it was a brand new Camaro. "
Shiny" I said, getting back in.
We drove to a clearing, where we watched 'meteors' fall from the stars. Once we had reached where ever it was we were supposed to be, we got out of the car and watched as the others all transformed.
"Are you Samuel James Witwicky and Charlotte Rachel Witwicky descendants of Archibald Witwicky?" The leader asked.
"They know your names" Mikaela said.
"Yeah" I breathed back.
"My name is Optimus Prime" He said.
"We are autonomous robotic organisms from the planet Cybertron"
"But you can call us Autobots for short" Another one said.
"Autobots" Sam repeated.
"What's cracking, little bitches?" A silver robot asked, sitting on another car.
"My first lieutenant. Designation, Jazz"
"This looks like a cool place to kick it" Jazz said.
"What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?" Sam asked.
"We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web" I smirked.
"I always knew the internet was a good thing, and not something for people to spy on us for, like Mom always thinks" I whispered to Sam.
"My weapons specialist, Ironhide" The black bot transformed his arms to have massive cannons on the end, we collectively gulped.
"You feeling lucky, punk?" He asked.
"Easy, Ironhide" Optimus said.
"Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons" He petted them lovingly.
"Our medical officer, Ratchet" The yellow and red bot sniffed the air.
"The boy's pheromone level suggests he wants to mate with the female" I snickered.
"I could have told you that"
"You already know your guardian, Bumblebee" Our car which was now a giant yellow robot seemed to smile at us.
"Bumblebee, right?" I asked.
"Check on the rep. Yep, second to none" He did some moves to the music.
"So you're our guardian, huh?" Sam asked.
"His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them" Rachet said, while zapping Bumblebee with something which made him cough.
"Why are you here?" Mikaela asked.
"We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron" Optimus answered.
"Mega-what?" I asked. Optimus did something weird with his eyes, and the floor fell away revealing lava. Metal shot up making way for the image to reveal itself.
"Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him" Optimus explained.
"Our grandfather" Sam said.
"It was an accident that intertwined our fates" I thought back to the story, that had been passed down through generations. Turned out that Gramps wasn't as crazy as we all thought he was. "Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube" Optimus continued. " He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses"
"How'd you know about his glasses?" I asked.
"eBay"
"eBay" Sam breathed.
"If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army" Rachet said.
"And the human race will be extinguished. Sam and Charlotte Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival" Wow, that wasn't any pressure.
"Please tell me that you have those glasses" Mikaela said.
AN: Oh, do they have the glasses? Of course they do. Lmao