Sparkle26591… New Residency.
A/N: Hey guys.. Hows this fic going? Please review P
DISCLAIMER::. I don't own Hellsing… Rosco is mine though I control her… ATTACK ROSCO! Hehe..
Chapter 3: Belongings and Revenge.
The teen stopped throwing her belongings over her bedroom's balcony for a minute and turned to Walter who was standing on the ground catching the items.
"Hey Walter, was it me or did I just hear someone cackling that sounded exactly like Seras?
"Yes Miss Rose I think it was Seras… she must be up to something. Hurry up and get all your stuff, we have to be back at the house in 2 hours… and you haven't even gotten 1/3 of your stuff out yet." The old retainer called back to her.
"Walter how many times do I have to tell you to call me Rosco?" she said while really picking up the pace.
'Well that's the items, now on to the clothing. Ok… ill take this, this, this, this, and… Oh stuff it!' "WALTER! IM BRINGING ALL MY CLOTHES!" yelled Rosco from her closet.
"That is quite fine miss rose. Come on now, we must be heading back"
"Ok im ready to go back now." She said while hopping into the front seat of the Hummer (she requested to take it because it was big and black). "I will miss this house, even though my carers where stupid"
"Pardon me? Did I hear correct? You called you parents stupid?" Walter gaped at her.
"Well no, they were carers. My dad died just after my mum fell pregnant with me and my mum died giving birth. Or so I heard from my carers. They were good friends of my mum and dad. So yea, they were the only people I could call family. But they were way strict and didn't let me do anything like get any peircings, my black hair was a big issue as well because I did it without their consent. They went berserk. Oh and if you didn't guess, they died at the theatre." She said while shrugging.
Walter just sat there concentrating on driving, either that or lost in thought about what
Rosco just told him.
'Aww it's only 5:38pm… what am I gonna do for the rest of the night??'
'Hey Rosco you can help get revenge on my master. He dyed my hair fluoro green. And it's permanent.'
'Ok sounds fun. I feel sorry for your hair. We heard you cackling from way over here.'
'Hehe.. Oops +sweat drops+'
Back at the house
Integra was sitting in her office, doing paper work as usual.
"Damned paperwork being so damn boring!"
She sighed while reaching into the top draw of her desk for a cigar.
"WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY CIGARS???"
In the Dungeons a Couple of minutes earlier
"Hurry up; Alucard could come back any minute now"
"Hey it takes longer than you think to go through one of these, plus they taste awful. Now I know why master hates them so much. Hehe operation 'Smoke Out Masters Room' is now in action. Let's see how many we can go through."
A few minutes later
"Ok Seras, that's the whole tin. I hope Sir Integra won't go off at us for stealing her cigars besides, Walter can just buy her some more, cant he?"
"Yea he can. Hehe, my master hates the smell of these and we just smoked 15 of them +snickers+ Yay for revenge. Now let's get out of here before he comes back and pumps me full of lead."
Back in Seras' room
"WHERE IN THE HELL ARE MY CIGARS???"
The two girls where sitting in Seras' coffin bed waiting for Alucard to get back from his mission when they heard this. The immediately started to laugh their butts off.
"This has to be the funniest thing I have ever done. Plus the most dangerous, considering the amount of anger we are gonna get from both Alucard and Sir Integra. Although I feel that Integra will find it quite funny… after she gets over us stealing her cigars that is."
"Yea… I… know… master… won't… know… what… hit… him…" Seras choked out between laughs. She was now lying down clutching her sides in hysterics.
It took the girls a full half hour to get over it and stop laughing.
"OH! Masters back. He is very angry… I think he got to his room. AHAHAHAHA!!!" They both started to laugh insanely again.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Ok…? The Police Girl and Rosco are up to something."
Alucard proceeded down the hallway with caution, watching out for any sort of traps they had set. There was none.
"I should watch out for th…"
Alucard couldn't even finish his sentence because when he walked into his room he immediately started to cough.
"I… +cough+ think…+cough cough+ I… +hack+ found… out where Masters cigars went" +cough cough cough+
'Police girl, THIS MEANS WAR' he said telepathically to his fledgling.
A/N:… THE PRANK WAR BEGINES!!!