Since she's been over,

His bathroom has gained a toothbrush, hairbrush and dryer.

His dresser has spare woman's clothing; Size small shirts and one long jeans.

He ignores the lacy bra and panties next to the condoms.

And in the kitchen is a coffee machine.

He doesn't know how to work it.

Its German,

Its like a giant clunky thing.

She'd demanded it with the same fervor she demanded his libido.

And it filled the humble apartment with the strong smell of the bean brew.

It was about three grand.

He would've bitched.

But she gave him this look and grabbed him by the crotch.

In the middle of the store.

He blushed.

And caved.