I'm really sorry for the wait; my computer got wiped because it rus running so slow so I had to copy and paste whatever I could from here and retype the rest. Hopefully, the winner will be announced within the month! Oh, and Sally says a dirty yo mamma joke; you have been warned...
Day 17
Jack (wearily): I can't believe we ate all of those potatos!
Shock: What are we gonna eat?
Mayor (with a crazy look in his eye): IF I DON'T GET SOMETHING TO EAT IN THE NEXT SIX AND A HALF SECONDS I'M GONNA HAVE TO RESULT TO CANNIBALSIM!!!!
Barrel (innocently, playing with a stick): I read once that, in some cultures, people eat insects.
(Everyone realizes what Barrel says and they slowly turn to Oogie)
Oogie (nervously): Can't we all just get along?!
(Everyone closes in on Oogie)
(The island is shown from many miles above as we hear Oogie faintly screaming, then we zoom back down to the island)
All: 3 down.
Shock: Even though we didn't like him very much, was it sill right to eat Oogie Boogie?
Mayor (picks up Shock and lifts her over his head): OF COURSE IT WAS!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!!!
(Mayor throws Shock into the ocean who sinks below the surface. Suddenly, dorsal fins of sharks are seen circling around the spot where he sank)
Mayor (proudly): 4 down!
Sally (smacks Mayor across the face): WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!
Mayor (crossly): Trying to win, dumbass! What are you gonna do about it?!
Sally (gets a scary look on her face): Do I have to insult yo mamma?!
Mayor (in terror): No! Don't do it! Take pitty on my measly soul!
Sally: Yo mamma's so fat, she made Oogie look anorexic!!
Jack and Barrel: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
Mayor (still cowering): W-well...YO mamma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Jack and Barrel: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
Sally: Yo mamma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Jack and Barrel: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
Mayor (with more confidense): Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!!!!
Jack and Barrel: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
Sally: Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Jack and Barrel: Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!
Mayor (with an insanely, angry voice): THAT'S IT, BITCH! I WAS GOIN' EASY ON YOU! BUT NOW, YOU JUST CROSSED THE BORDER INTO DISSVILLE!!! Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet! Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't pass a drug test! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
(Sally tries to speak, but Mayor keeps going)
Mayor: Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs! Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."!! Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Sally (screams): YO MAMMA'S LIKE A VACCUM; SHE SUCKS, SHE BLOWS, THEN GETS LAID IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!
(Silence)
(Mayor runs away crying)
Sally (proudly): That's how I plant one!