Hello everybody and welcome to the Card Captor Sakura and Ranma ½ crossover: Lost Cards

Oh, come on. No one even tried to guess the future teller! Some Ranma ½ fans you guys are! I'd say I was a sad panda, but I'm not Genma

Disclaimer: As I have stated I'm not Genma, so I will not claim the rights to things that don't belong to me.

A WATERY grave

(Does this one even count as a pun?)

Ryoga Hibiki was not happy. After leaving the building that had that strange fortune teller, who Ryoga could have sworn he had seen somewhere before, the lost boy was unable to find his way back to the Tendo household. To make matters even worse, Ryoga was stuck wandering around in his cursed form. To make matters even worse than that, he didn't have any of his supplies. To make matters even more worse he had been wandering around for around twenty four hours.

Currently, he was wandering a round what appeared to a large yard, if the large stone wall surrounding the perimeter was anything to go by. The large building in the middle of the yard looked to be a mansion, and since he couldn't have traveled that far in his cursed form, he decided he must be at the Kuno residence. Who else in Nerima had was rich enough to have a mansion? Besides those people who wanted to adopt him? Well there was one answer to that, and Ryoga didn't even want think of the consequences should he be found at that person's home. Come to think of it, he didn't want to be found here either, otherwise Kodachi would think he was a new 'playmate' for her pet.

The lost boy's musings were cut short as a limousine pulled up to the front gate. Several tall women with in suits and futuristic sunglasses exited the vehicle. One of them opened one of the back doors of the limo, and out step a young girl, which naturally caused Ryoga to go into a panic. Ryoga frantically looked for a hiding spot, and since this is Ryoga, ended up in the middle of the path leading from the gate to the mansion.

"Uh what is this?" a voice behind said. Ryoga froze and slowly, painfully slowly, shifted his gaze to the group of new arrivals.

"It appears to be a black piglet, Miss Daidoji-sama." One of the women stated. Hearing one of the women refer to the girl as Daidoji calmed Ryoga somewhat because it meant that the girl wasn't her.

"Please stand back, Daidoji-sama. It could be dangerous." Another one of the women spoke. Two of the women stepped forward to apprehend the black piglet.

Ryoga decided at that point that he'd been around long enough. With loud 'Bwee' he bolted away from the group. As he neared the mansion he leapt into an open window. Peaking out of the window he saw on of the women pull out a radio.

"This is Alpha-Three reporting in. Alpha unit has successfully returned with 'The Doll'. Upon return we discovered a 'Wild One' has breached the compound. I repeat a 'Wild One' has breached the compound! Threat level is unknown. Requesting units Beta and Epsilon pursue, while Alpha unit makes sure 'The Doll' is safely returned to her 'Packaging'" the woman with the radio spoke as the ones chasing him regrouped.

Ryoga defiantly did not like the sound of that, especially when a group of women similar to the group outside rounded the corner and began chasing him. Ryoga turned right at a fork in the hall, only to run back and take the route he hadn't chosen when he saw another group of women coming at him. He came to a sudden halt when he reached a dead end. Had he been in his human form he would have kept on running, but his pig form was mush to weak to charge straight though walls without hurting himself.

Turning around he saw his escape cut of by both groups of women, he counted eight in total. The hall was big enough that they could stand side to side in two rows of four and still have some space in-between each woman. The first row began to slowly advance, probably in an attempt to not startle him. Ryoga, who had so many people attempt to catch his cursed form so they could eat it, felt it was time to get out of there.

With a loud 'BWEE' the cursed piglet leapt at one of the walls. Upon contact he pushed off and leapt to another wall. Repeating the process a few times, Ryoga became a blur as he literally bounced off the walls. The women seemed to be shocked and unable to keep up with him. Organized they maybe, Martial Artists they are not. With another 'bwee' Ryoga hit the ceiling above the women before shooting to the floor behind them and taking off like a rocket down the hall. It took the women a few seconds to realize what happened but by then it was already too late.

After a few minutes a speeding through the halls, half of that time the black piglet was red after running under a maid that had an interesting taste in undergarments, Ryoga found an open door. He rushed inside and slammed it shut. Standing against the door, panting he thought, 'Let's see them find and eat me now!' It took him a full minute to realize that he was not alone in the room. Looking up he saw the girl from earlier, except now with light coming from the desk lamp, he could make out some features. She had violet eyes and long hair that was violet with a hint of grey. She was wearing pink pajamas and was staring at him.

"A piglet?" the girl asked, probably wondering if she was imagining things. Ryoga felt himself nodding in affirmation, his body working on auto pilot.

"What are you doing here, little fella?" she asked as picked him up. "My name is Tomoyo Daidoji. What is your name?" Ryoga merely responded with a 'bwee'

"Oops, silly me. Piglets don't talk." Tomoyo said with a giggle. "I wonder what you are doing here. My bodyguards won't like it if they find you in here." Tomoyo seemed too had slipped into deep thought "I know!" she turned off the lamp and got into bed. "They probably won't find you here." She said as she pulled the covers up to her neck while holding Ryoga close to her body.

As the girl drifted off, Ryoga could only wonder why these things kept happening to him before he drifted off as well.

"A piglet just wandered into your room?" Sakura asked after her friend told her of the events that happened after the capture of SHADOW.

Sakura was still shaken up a bit but was glad that they could capture it before it could do too much damage. That is if you don't count making a giant tower out of every desk in school and trying to impale Sakura with the school's statue as damage. Sakura could honestly say that if it wasn't for her best friend she probably wouldn't be here right now. Here being the aquarium on a field trip.

"That's right." Tomoyo replied as she filmed some of the fish swimming by. "I'm going to see if mother will let me keep it as a pet, if its owner doesn't claim it."

"It has an owner?" Sakura asked. While see may have been talking with her best friend, most of her attention was on the massive fish tanks.

"Yeah, it was wearing a bandanna around its neck so it must have belonged to someone." Tomoyo said as she aimed her camera at Sakura who was puffin her cheeks out at a puffer fish that responded by puffing itself up. Sakura then tried to 'out puff' the puffer fish.

"Hey, hurry up! The penguin show is about to…" One of the classmates called out only to trail off as Sakura was no longer there. Tomoyo rewound her recording and saw that as soon as Sakura hear the words 'penguin show' she dashed off.

Releasing a giggle, Tomoyo followed after her friend. That girl could be so cute at times

When Tomyo arrived, the show was just starting up and Sakura had her face pressed against the glass. All traces of the sour melancholy mood she had for the past few days was gone a replaced with pure joy as she watched the penguins performing tricks and jumping through hoops. Perhaps Sakura's love of penguins was a bit more than what people would call 'healthy?'

Suddenly something dragged the penguin trainer underwater. It looked like a small whirlpool had formed around the trainer's ankle. The trainer managed to grab onto the shore and pull her head above water, but the whirlpool seemed to start pulling harder in response. As one of the penguins swam near it part of it branched off and wrapped around the penguin.

"NO!" Sakura called out as she began banging on the glass.

"Sakura, what are you doing?" One of the class mates called out as several of them tried to restrain Sakura.

"The penguin! I have to save the penguin!" Sakura shouted as she ripped on her arms free and continued to hammer on the glass.

Suddenly a worker carrying buckets of fish enter the penguin area only to drop them in shock.

"What's going on!" He asked.

"There's a penguin caught in the whirlpool, and I can't help it!" The trainer answered before she was dragged under again.

The worked dove into the water and…

Tomoyo rewound her camera to make sure she wasn't seeing things.

Yep, that was defiantly Sakura's older brother, Toya, and he defiantly just ripped the whirlpool apart with his bare hands.

"Tomoyo." Sakura said, her tone of voice returning to that defeat upset on she had for the past few days.

"Yes, Sakura?" Tomoyo asked, not liking where this was going.

"That was a Clow Card, wasn't it?" Sakura asked.

"Probably." Tomoyo answered honestly, seeing no point in lying at this point.

"It just tried to drown that poor penguin, and I'm going to have to capture it?"

"Seems that way."

"Why me?"

Nerima looked like a war zone. Cars were flipped over, craters dotted the streets, houses were missing walls, and debris was every where. Despite what most people thought, this was not a result of some insane martial arts dual involving a certain pigtailed martial artist. Those people would soon be more upset over the money they lost from their bets than the damages.

It had started that morning at the Tendo Dojo. POWER had woken from her sleep on the couch, which surprised her, because she had never been asleep before. Then again, she was never out of her card form for this long either. As the humans had gathered around the table waiting for breakfast to be served, Akane entered the room with a worried look on her face.

"Have you guys seen P-chan? I can't find him anywhere." She said.

"He's always coming and going, but its not like Ryoga to leave his stuff here." The pigtailed fighter added.

"What does Ryoga have to do with this? We were talking about P-chan." Akane said with genuine confusion.

"Oh my, I wonder if someone was trying to kidnap Akane, and took P-chan by mistake." Kasumi stated as she enter the room. After what happened later she might regret ever saying that out loud.

POWER began to panic. Someone had kidnapped her master! She was going to make who ever did that pay!

POWER rushed outside and through the wall surrounding the compound. As she reached the street she realized she had no idea where to look. So POWER decided to look everywhere. Under cars, in buildings, under the streets in those tunnels with the stinky water. POWER spent the next few hours tearing the Nerima ward to shreds looking for her master.

As POWER went through another building, she was attacked by a young man. He was wearing a blue ninja-ish outfit and had long brown hair tied up with a white bow. In his hands was …a giant spatula?

"Now, Sugar, I don't take too kindly to people attacking my restaurant. I'm going to give you two options. One, you can pay for the damages to my restaurant willingly. Or two, I beat the payment out of you. Now which one is it gonna be, Sugar?" The spatula man asked in a menacing tone

POWER was confused. Who was Sugar? She was POWER, not Sugar. She didn't have time for this! She had to find her master, but it didn't look like the spatula man was going to let her go.

After waiting a minute without getting a verbal response, the spatula man lunged at his giant spatula. POWER stood her ground and caught the weapon, spatula man looked shocked. POWER would teach the spatula man, not to underestimate her! POWER swung the weapon and let go of it, causing the spatula man, who was still holding on to it, to go flying through the wall of a nearby building and out the roof quickly after.

The spatula man was nowhere near as strong as her master. POWER continued her search for her master, leaving a trail of destruction in her wake.

AN: I think I stop it there.

I think we all know who the 'spatula man' is. To be honest that little fight just came out of nowhere. It just sort of happened while I was writing.

I'm trying to portray POWER as being childish. Am I doing a good job?

Kasumi's line is reference to the anime. Mousse tried to kindap Akane and ended up kindapping the stuffed pig she was holding. for the rest of the episode, Everyone as acting like he actually kidnapped her, despite the fact that she was standing right next to them.

I really don't like Toya. He's a walking Deus Ex Machina. Always showing up out of nowhere and saving the day when ever there's trouble. And no one questions it! The tearing apart a whirlpool with his bear hands actual happens in series, and everyone acts like it is an everyday thing!

I always found Sakura's reaction to WATERY's first appearance amusing. She doesn't even bat an eyelash when it tries to drown a person, but drowning a penguin is going too far! This version of Sakura, due to what's happened so far, isn't going to simple ignore the fact that it tried to kill unprovoked like her canon counterpart did. This Sakura realizes how dangerous the cards are, and is not happy about it.

Tomoyo does in fact have bodyguards and she even has them drop her off whenever Sakura's going to capture a card. I decided to have some fun with them.

Djclyve said it best "Trying to catch P-chan is like trying to swat a fly on Speed and Steroids!"