"Well, well, well."

Kurt jumped at the voice that came from behind him and instantly rolled his eyes when he realized who it was.

"Jesus Q, don't do that you'll give me a heart attack." he said placing his hand dramatically over his heart.

"Oh I forgot," Quinn replied, plopping down next to him, "You and your nicotine weakened heart."

Kurt was about to interject that he was pretty sure that it was the lungs that the cigarettes were harming, but Quinn continued talking.

"So enjoy the view?"

Kurt whipped his head back to the bottom of the stairs, disappointed to see that the nerdy new guy was already gone.

"I was not looking at him." Kurt said firmly, glaring back at his friend, flushing a pale pink.

"Yes you were."

"No."

"Don't lie."

"I'm not."

"Hot isn't he?"

"... Yes."

Quinn smirked, stealing Kurt's cigarette again. "At last someone has managed to seduce the great Kurt Hummel."

"Hey! First of all he has not seduced me. And second- how do you even know that he's gay. Not that I care." He added quickly.

"Oh please," Quinn said, running a hand through her hot pink hair, "Have you seen the way Bowtie dresses?"

Kurt did not respond. Because he didn't care. He didn't care about this new guy. Even if he was really good looking and potentially gay.

"I need to take a piss." He said getting up, intending on getting far away from the girl.

"Let me know when you come to your senses!" Quinn called after him, "Or when you get a hot fuck from Suspenders, whichever comes first!"


Blaine's heart was racing. And it wasn't because he was about to perform a song in front of twelve people he didn't know. His mind was still racing from his encounter with the tall smoking boy from the staircase.

Blaine never had any problem announcing the fact that he was attracted to boys, and he certainly didn't have any difficulty in acknowledging that that guy, whoever he was, was sexy.

The tall boy was forever branded into his memory. He was beautiful. Tall and lean, with his toned muscles showing through his white T-shirt that was worn under a black leather jacket. The boy's brown hair was perfectly coifed and his skin was a beautiful alabaster. But it was the boy's eyes that were most striking- they were a mixture of blue, green, and grey, and seemed to hold a world of experiences. Blaine didn't know what it was, but there was something about the strange silent guy that interested Blaine. He was totally drawn to him. And he realized this would eventually cause a problem. But he couldn't think about this now. He needed to audition.

"Welcome Blaine Anderson." Rachel Berry was saying, if he wasn't so focused on mentally preparing his song, he would have asked how she knew his name. She kept talking, but Blaine heard none of it. He was still thinking about that guy and how... confident and intrigued he felt around him.

Eventually the silence reached his ears and Blaine realized that he was supposed to be singing right now.

Reigning in his performing confidence, Blaine launched into his song.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Blaine went through the whole song, unconsciously thinking about that boy as he sung.

He finished and looked up to see everyone looking very happy. Blaine blew out a small sigh of relief, they thought he was good.

"Great job!" A curly headed man said as he clapped, "I think you'll make a wonderful addition to our club. Now how about we introduce you to the rest of the-"

"An excellent idea Mr. Schuester!" Rachel Berry had launched out of her chair and was now standing next to Blaine, a hand on his shoulder as she pointed out the other members.

"That guy over there: he's the co captain of the New Directions and is also my incredibly hot boyfriend Finn Hudson. Next to him that's Artie and Mercedes. And then we have Santana and Britney, Tina and Mike. Up there is Sam and Noah and Lauren Zizzes."

Blaine grinned, "Happy to be here! I can't wait for Nationals this year with you guys!"

The very tall and awkward looking guy whose name was Finn lumbered up to him and said "As part leader of this group I'd like to say: Welcome to the New Directions!"


Outside in the hallway Kurt was wandering the empty hallways after he escaped from Quinn. He realized too late that he had accidently walked by the choir room. Had he unconsciously moved to be closer to the new hot nerd?

... Nah.

But he had lingered for too long and was hearing music waft from the room.

"Do you think I'm sexy"

"Oh boy." Kurt said cursing the ironic lyrics, and making a mental vow to stay as far away as he could from the new guy. He couldn't let someone in again, he knew it would only end in heart break and soul smashing for him.

But he couldn't help but think to himself, "Yes. I do think you're sexy."


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