Jack was pacing around the Main Hall when he heard a knock at the door. He opened to door, before sighing at the face. "Which William Turner are you?"
"Willy."
"I swear, you Turners seem to all look alike." Jack mumbled. "Come in."
"I need your help. There's this girl I'm in love with. Actually, she's my fiancee. She's in terrible trouble." Willy started. "She thinks that if she kills herself, she'll-"
"What do you Turners find attractive in damsels in distress?"
"Please, can you help me?"
Jack rubbed his chin, thinking. "Sorry lad, but I see no profit in it for me."
"Maybe I should've mentioned this sooner." Willy said. "My fiancee is your daughter."
"My daughter? You want to marry my daughter?" Jack asked, before cocking his pistol. "I'd suggest you leave now."
"I'll work on your crew if you help me!"
Jack smirked. "Welcome to the crew lad."
The next morning...
"Da, you're sick. Stay here!" Jack said, walking to the docks with Teague and Willy. "Oi lad, go over to Fitzwilliam's place and get him and Norrington."
"Aye sir!" Willy said, running away.
"Jackie, I'm fine!" Teague said, annoyed. "If I was that bad, I wouldn't be coming, now would I?"
"I would believe that, if you weren't the most stubborn person I know."
"No steals from me and gets away with it."
Jack gave Teague a confused look. "She stole something from you?"
"The Fleur."
"She stole a ship from you?" Jack asked, surprised. "She's definitely a pirate." He then smirked. "Oi! Hector!"
On the Black Pearl, Barbossa jumped, startled. He hit his head on the lid of the chest he was looking in, making Jack laugh. "Sparrow! Grow up!"
Jack walked up the gangplank. "You've been looking for that blasted flea bag for two weeks. Chances are, if you haven't found him by now, you're not going to."
Teague gave Barbossa a confused look. "How'd you lose an undead monkey?"
"Captain Jack!" Willy shouted, causing a disgusted look to appear on Jack's face. "I'm back."
Jack turned to face Willy and Norrington with an obviously fake smile on his face. "Great! Where's Fitzwilliam?"
"Jack, Fitzwilliam has eight kids." Norrington said. "He doesn't have time to-"
Jack then thought of something, and smirked. "Oi! Norrington, you haven't him yet, have you?" He asked, gesturing to Barbossa. "This is the man that kidnaped your precious sweetheart all those years ago in Port Royal. Actually, now that I think if it, if he hadn't kidnaped Elizabeth, Will wouldn't have needed to rescue her, and in doing so win the distressing damsel's heart. So, it was really this man that ruined your life. Have fun!"
The part when Willy comes to Jack asking for help was actually inspired by the part in Sweeny Todd when Anthony asks Sweeney Todd for help...
I saw Alice In Wonderland today. Awesome movie. Johnny Depp was still acting more like Jack though...so that was kinda scary...almost like 'What would happen if Jack ever lost the Black Pearl for good'...hopefully that will never happen...