WARNING!! CONTAINS SOMEWHAT MATURE CONTENT!!!

Hollyleaf- Hey, peoplez!! Glad you could come! Today we have Mosskit and Hawkfrost! Hawkfrost did not get enough get enough questions so I am going to have to make up some. HA!

Hawkfrost- *sulks*

Hollyleaf- Our first question is for me from Goldenheart- 'How did you become so f**kin awesome?'

Hollyleaf- Because I am and I pwn A**fur!

Hollyleaf- Anywho, our next question is from Littlepool-

Littlepool- HI!!!

Hollyleaf- And it is for me. 'Why are you so f**kin awesome? Your name is like my favorite!'

Hollyleaf- Aww! Thank you! *throws her a Hollyleaf plushie* HAPPY F**KIN BIRTHDAY WHENEVER IT IS!! Next question is for Mosskit from HP and WC Fan who says "You are so f**kin like Rowanclaw! Which gender are you?'

Mosskit- I'm a girl thank you very much author person.

Hollyleaf- Another one for you from Wildstar12- 'Do you blame Bluestar?'

Mosskit- No! I love my mommy! *huggles a Bluestar plushie*

Hollyleaf- Here's one for Hawkfrost from Goldenheart- 'Were you in love with any cat? NOT counting yourself.'

Hawkfrost- I love my Mistyfoot. And her kit called Hawkkit.

Hollyleaf- Here's another question from Wildstar12- 'Why did you listen to Tigerstar?'

Hawkfrost- Because I saw him kissing a Firestar plushie and he made me promise to not tell.

Hollyleaf- Okay then. Here's one from Hawkfrost from Zenpaw, "Is your mommy a loner?'

Hawkfrost- Yes, b**ch. You suck as well.

Hollyleaf Another from Zenpaw- "You are a b**ch.'

Hawkfrost- *beats her with a rubber chicken* DIE!!! DIE!! DIEEEEE!!!

Hollyleaf- SECURITY!!!!

Jayfeather and Lionblaze- *grab Hawkfrost's arms*

Hollyleaf- Wow that was the first time a contestant was arrested. Scourge! *snaps fingers*

The Director/Scourge- Yes?

Hollyleaf- Next time, we chain up the Dark Forest person. Also, bring me a low-fat chocolate latte with cinnamon sprinkles from StarClanBucks *looks at Mosskit*

Hollyleaf- And a small hot chocolate for the kid.

Mosskit- Yes!

*corny elevator music*

Director/Scourge- Here's the latte and the chocolate.

Hollyleaf- Thank you. Oh, and you have a question from Whisperfang *sips latte* 'Did you know that Bone and Brick made out behind your back?'

Director/Scourge- No! Bone! Get your stinking a** down here!

Cameraman/Bone- Yes, master?

Director/Scourge- Did you make out with this Brick person?

Cameraman/Bone- *hangs head* Yes.

Director/Scourge- F**k you. You're fired. Ashfur, you're hired.

Hollyleaf- Aw, sh*t.

Whisperfang- *runs in* Will you marry me Scourgey?

Director/Scourge- No. But I will do this. *grabs her, dips her as if they were in a dance, and kisses her*

Hollyleaf- A**fur!

Ashfur (now cameraman)- What the hell is it?

Hollyleaf- You have a question.

Whisperfang- 'Did you love Hollyleaf and were you having relationship issues?

Hollyleaf- OH GOD!!! *smashes camera*

Next time, we will have Jayfeather and Firestar!