A/N – Hello all! This is chapter four. I will attempt to make these chapters longer as time goes on. I really didn't realize how short they were until I posted them. Well anyway, enjoy. Oh and, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! Ok, NOW enjoy!

Chapter 4: Bowser

Bowser restlessly paced in his room. What to do, what to do? He thought to himself. His thoughts were interrupted by a loud knock on the door. He rushed to open it. In the doorway stood a very tall, very majestic Ganondorf. He ushered Ganon inside. Ganon stared at Bowser; he was quite a sight. His eyes were blood shot, his usual messy red hair was messier than usual, his nails looked like they had been chewed on, and Bowser himself seemed dazed, as if lost in deep thought. Bowser looked back at his friend. If anyone were to willingly help him, Ganon was the man. Bowser sighed and ran a clawed hand though his hair. "You know why I asked you to come here" he finally said.

"How could I not? You've been sleep deprived for the past week! It's been messing with your battles. You lost to Luigi, for heaven's sake!" Ganondorf growled.

Bowser sighed again. "I know, I know….." He trailed off, deep in thought. Why should I be so obsessed? Is it really worth losing sleep over? What to d-

"BOWSER!" yelled his friend, snapping him back to reality. Bowser mumbled an apology and ran another claw through his hair. "What should I do?" Bowser asked. Ganon scratched his beard.

"Just tell her how you feel about her" Ganon replied. Bowser jumped.

"WHAT?! I can't do that!" Bowser said, shocked.

"Why not? Scaaaaaarreed?" Ganondorf taunted.

"Let's see you try the same thing with Zelda." Bowser growled in reply. Ganondorf's face drained its color. He shook his head and the color came back.

"Point taken" Ganon said. Bowser nodded and ran yet another claw through his hair, a nervous habit he had taken up.

"I could kidnap her" Bowser said, his eyes lighting up. Ganondorf put two fingers on his forehead.

"Bowser, name ONE time where you've gotten away with that." Ganondorf said. Bowser didn't seem to be swayed.

"No, this time will be different! See, I'll have this giant metal robot and a banana peel. I'll need you to get a mirror, a toothpick, some sleeping gas, and one heck of a sledgehammer…..' Bowser began trailing off and speaking nonsense. Ganondorf put a hand on Bowser's shoulder.

"Bowser, let's save the kidnapping attempts for back home." Bowser looked at him. Ganondorf continued, "Master Hand will have you thrown into some sort of endless pit if he found out about another kidnapping." Bowser nodded, but then his eyes lit up again.

"We have an endless pit?" Bowser said, smiling a bit.

"No, Bowser, look," Ganondorf sighed, "How about you just-"

He was interrupted by a scream in the hall just outside Bowser's door. Bowser jumped up. "I'd know that scream anywhere" he said, and ran out. He opened the door just in time to see Princess Peach being chased by a love-struck Wario.

"No, no! Come back!" Wario kept shouting. Peach ran, screaming. Bowser reached out and grabbed Wario by the collar. Peach turned around and saw bowser holding Wario. Peach gasped.

"Hey what's the big-" Wario began, but stopped after realizing who it was. His face turned white.

Bowser growled. Ganondorf stood in the doorway, a smile creeping on his lips. Bowser opened his mouth.

The roar could be heard all the way to the lobby. Wario screamed like a little girl and ran off when Bowser released his grip. He roared at him again for good measure. At this, Wario ran at top speed, much too fast for a person of his stature. He turned to see Peach coming down the hallway towards him.

"Thank you, Bowser" she said sweetly, before planting a soft kiss on his snout. She smiled and walked off down the hall.

Bowser stood motionless, hearts beating in his eyes. Ganondorf leaned against the doorframe.

"That works, too" he said, after watching the whole thing unfold. Bowser slowly placed a claw on his snout. He tuned and smiled at Ganondorf.

"I'm going to go take a nap. Lot of sleep to catch up on." Bowser said as Ganondorf nodded. Ganon walked down the hall as Bowser closed the door and lay down on his bed. Perhaps now he could rest easy.