"Do do do do, Elmo's world!~" Ruki sang.
"Stop it already!" Lin exclaimed, covering her ears.
"It's morning so stop being so loud!" Tsuna groaned.
"Ah, morning," Ruki said, rubbing sleep out of her eyes.
"Oh Ruki-kun, Lin-chan, have you heard about the assault cases?" Nana asked. Ruki blinked.
"Uh… Sorta?" Ruki said, unsure of what to say. "Namimori Jr. High students are getting beat up… right?"
"Yes, so you all better be careful!" Nana said. Ruki nodded. "Maybe you all should learn some hand-to-hand self defense?"
Ruki yawned while Tsuna started questioning his mom's suggestion.
"I'll be fine, Lin will probably be with me most of the time, so she'll be fine too," Ruki commented.
"Tsu-kun should learn to be calm and strong like Ruki-kun too then!" Nana said. Ruki sweat dropped. So much for lying. Well, she did have a lot of knowledge about the current plot-line, so it didn't really trouble her.
\~~~/
"Tsuna-chan! You'd better be a strong man and save Lin and me if anything goes wrong!" Ruki said, clinging to Tsuna.
"Hey! You told my mom that you'd be fine, and that you were strong!" He exclaimed.
"I said I'd be fine, but you never know for sure! Plus, she assumed I was strong! I only said 'we'd be alright'!"
"Ruki, cut it out," Lin groaned. Ruki pouted.
"Oh fine, the amazing 'Lin-sama'," Ruki said with heavy sarcasm. "Oh lookies, it's the Elvises!"
"It's the prefects!" Tsuna exclaimed. "This is really a gang fight or something…"
"You're wrong."
"Oh look! It's Kyouya-kun!" Ruki waved her hand frantically even though he was standing in front of her. "Actually… I've been wondering…" She glanced at Tsuna. "Boxers or Briefs? Or even Commando?"
"Ruki, you kill the mood too much. You're too bipolar," Lin sighed.
"Ron NG."
"OH MAH GAWD!"
"Uwah! It's the Namimori Anthem!~" Ruki said. "Oh wait. This is a bad thing at the moment…"
Reborn glanced at her.
"He's an acquaintance of yours, isn't he?" Hibari asked. "Sasagawa Ryohei was attacked."
"I KNEW IT!" Ruki exclaimed. Tsuna, on the other hand, was utterly shocked. They rushed to see Ryohei, except Ruki, she clung to Hibari. "Kyouya-kun! What do you plan to do about this current problem anyways?" He pried her off of him and walked away. Ruki, being a curious cat, followed him. "Well?"
"I plan to sever those sparks from their origin," He said angrily.
"Ouh!~ Dun dun dun!!" Ruki said and grinned. "Can I come??"
"No."
"Why not?"
"You're too much of a weakling."
"You're so mean," Ruki said with a frown. He didn't falter at the least. "I'm tagging along whether you like it or not!"
"Whatever."
"Wao. That was simple."
"Hn. Now to bite those herbivores to death."
Ruki hummed the Jaws theme song.
\~~~/
"Wao," Ruki said. "Kyouya-kun's strong…"
"Of course," He said, beating yet another student. He licked his lips and he was covered in blood. Ruki, on the other hand, fortunately kept distance and didn't get any blood sprayed on her. She pondered her memory and then remembered the guy with the axe so stayed outside for a few moments when Hibari entered.
"Well… That's gotta hurt," She murmured, walking inside after Hibari. "Oh wao. It's dark in here…"
"Yo," Hibari said. Ruki sweat dropped. Gangster much?"
"You've finally come," The man in the shadows said.
Mukuro. Ruki thought. She yawned while the two conversed. She paused momentarily. Awe shit. Kyouya gets beat up here. She did a face palm.
Hibari took out his tonfa's teeth and approached Mukuro. He soon became uncoordinated… Mukuro pressed a button and suddenly, cherry blossoms appeared. Ruki did another face palm.
"This should also be the part where Megane-boy is fighting Dera-chune. God damn it," She groaned to herself.
"Kufufu, another person?" Mukuro asked.
"Yep, Pineapple," Ruki replied. He seemed to irk at that nickname. "You're the guy from a few days back, right?"
"Oh yes, I remember you…"
"Don't exactly know what else to call you. It's either Pineapple or Rokudo Mukuro." She said bluntly.
"Oh? You know already?" He asked he seemed genuinely amused and surprised.
"Yeah, I heard it from one of your friends. Megane-boy or was it Mutt? Forgot."
"Ah… I see." Ruki walked over to Hibari and poked him on the cheek.
"That's a cheap trick you know, to attack Kyouya-kun like that."
"His fault for falling into this trap," Mukuro replied.
"Hn," Ruki said, still poking him. "So, why are you attacking Namimori students?"
"That's a reason you don't need to know."
"Why not?"
"You have no need to be involved with this."
"I see…" Ruki had a thoughtful look. He's the bad guy here… Later in the future he's a good guy… Hmm… "Anyways, what name do you prefer me to call you? Mukuro or Pineapple?"
"… Mukuro."
"Okie!~ Now that that's settled. Now to change that to a more… Nickname-like name." Mukuro sweat dropped.
"Hm… Kuro-kun? Mu-chan?"
"I'd prefer just Mukuro."
"Oh come on!~ You can call me Ruki! Though, most people do… My full name's Li Rukiyo anyways."
"Kufufu. Rukiyo… You act so childish."
"It's mah full name!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BEING CHILDISH!?"
"Nothing in particular," Mukuro replied. Ruki pouted.
"I see…" She poked Hibari's cheek again. "I feel so sadistic while doing this…"
"…"
"Would I be called creepy and sadistic if I said Kyouya-kun's passed out in pain face is cute and sexy?"
"Yes…"
"Oh… I guess I am then."
"Right…"
"Mmm hmm."
"Are you… Gay or something?"
"… I'm bi."
"Okay…"
"You homophobic or something?" Ruki growled. Mukuro looked at her strange and shook his head.
"No. It's just interesting to see someone, especially a boy, go for such a brute."
"He's no brute! Well… At times!" Ruki exclaimed. Nor am I a boy! She added in her mind. "Go back to your bondage handcuffs with the Vindice."
"What was that?" She caught him off guard with that comment. She frowned.
"You heard me."
"And how do you know about the Vindice?"
"Magic?"
"… How much do you know?" He stood up and walked over to her and she sweat dropped.
"Very little." She lied. She frowned. His eyes narrowed.
"That's a lie."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"You're stumb."
"Ye-… Looks like you're not going to leave here."
"Well… I predicted that was gonna happen… Can I at least keep Kyouya-kun with me?"
"No. You're staying in my sight. Him, on the other hand, will be thrown somewhere around here."
"Okay."
"You're letting that happen so simply?"
"Why not? It's not like you're a pedo-bear… Nor are you a big-ass pervert like me!~"
"…" He took a step forward and lifted Ruki's chin to examine her face. She looked at him surprised and slapped his hand away.
"Stop! Don't touch me there! This is my private square!" She exclaimed at him, drawing an invisible square around herself. He sweat dropped.
"Really now?"
"Damn straight," Ruki said pouting.
"Oya oya..."
"Right."
"Mmm hm…"
"Kufufu..?"
"…………………."
"Meow."
"Ok."
"So… Are you, by any chance, a rapist?"
"No."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
"How should I be sure?" Ruki took Kyouya's head and put it in her lap.
"… Do I look like the rapist type?"
"Do you want an honest answer?"
"Yes."
"Well… If you put it that way, you do look like one."
"How so?"
"… You don't want to know."
"Riiight…"
"So… Why are you guys staying in this place anyways? Also, in those uniforms?"
"This is our… er… In simple words. Hideout. The uniforms? I just like them."
"EW! YOU HAVE A UNIFORM FETISH! JUST LIKE KYOUYA'S SCHOOL FETISHH!!!" She looked at him disgusted and he shot her an unbelievable look. "Too bad. I have many more fetishes than both of you will ever have!~"
"You're proud of that?"
"I'm proud of a lot of stuff."
"Right."
"… Kyouya-kun looks so rape-able at the moment…"
"… You're seriously going to commit such an act here?"
"Nah, just stating. You wanna rape him or something?"
"No."
"Oh well. I wonder how long until you find the tenth."
Mukuro sighed. He suspected Ruki to be linked to the tenth. What the hell kind of people did the Vongola Tenth keep around him?
"He still looks rape-able…Eeep!" Ruki got hit in the face by one of Hibari's tonfas. "Owchies!"
Hibari stood up and fought against Mukuro again. Ruki sweat dropped. He did that too much.
"Kyouya-kun versus Mukuro… The victor? I'm too lazy to say," She murmured. "Still, two bishies fighting against each other… Ow.. That's gotta hurt… Should I be helping him?" She looked around. Ruki picked up some random stick and examined it. "Damn that's a long stick… Oh geez that's what she said. Oh wait; it is what she said… Taking into consideration that I'm… Fudge it."
She carefully picked up a glass shard and quietly walked up to Mukuro holding Hibari's head up by his hair. He didn't seem to notice her; she assumed he just didn't care.
"Here I thought you said you weren't interested into raping him. It sure looks like you are," She said. He turned to look at her and she held the glass shard to his throat.
"Oya oya, you don't seriously think that you could harm me, do you?" Mukuro asked. Ruki shrugged and leaned closer against him, making him stiffen and she smirked as she knew he was growing uncomfortable. She just loved bishies in this world too much.
"I just get sadistic a lot," She said. Mukuro quickly whipped her arm away and knocked Ruki to the ground. She frowned and swung the stick, though he broke that. She flinched as the glass shard slit her index finger. "Owwies!" She sat up and licked her bleeding index finger. "Meanie."
"You like getting to close for comfort, don't you Rukiyo?" Mukuro asked with a frown, standing up. Ruki just grinned at him and walked over to Hibari. She crouched down.
"Mm… You'll all bloody and beat up. On your hands and knees… I'm feeling heavily sadistic." She glanced at Mukuro. She smirked darkly. "You wouldn't really mind me doing something to him, would you?"
"You won't be able to heal his wounds like magic," Mukuro replied. "Try anything to help him and I'll have to kill you."
"Mm… I wonder if this will be considered helping… More like it's for my own sick entertainment." Ruki took Hibari's head and smirked darkly down at him. He glared back at her and she leaned her head down. Hibari looked ready to bite her, literally, if she tried to kiss him or anything. The two males were shocked to see her lick at his bloody wounds. "Heh… Blood. Yum."
"My my, you're quiet an interesting boy," Mukuro said, using one hand to brush against Ruki's cheek from behind. Her lips were bloody and she licked her lips. She giggled. I guess you could say she was drunk on Hibari's blood…? What? "You know Rukiyo, if you join me, there'll be more sadistic things you'll just love…"
Ruki had a thoughtful expression her face and Hibari grimaced. He didn't appreciate the fact that she was licking his face, let alone drunk on his blood. For the time he knew her, he didn't know this side. It was sickening.
"I'm considering," Ruki said to Mukuro as she stroked Hibari's head. "I think I'll be neutral. Though, the sadistic things do sound tempting."
"Suit yourself, though, you won't be able to leave and tell your companions anything," Mukuro said, holding a trident to her throat.
"Heh, I'm a sadist, not a masochist. So we're stuck here? Hm… Watching this all should be fun."
"Kufufu, it should."
I actually AM quite sadistic at times... and I WOULD want to lick blood off of Hibari's face....... But meh. -shrugs- It's FF. I can be an idiot as much as I want... [this is probably one of the most idiotic sides of me ROFL oh wait... There might be worst.]