Disclaimer: I don't own South Park nor any of its characters.

Warning: Mild language, mild violence, and strong implications of death.


46. Stole

"She's wearing a dead animal on 'er shoulders, Gregory, 'ow can I take 'er seriously?" Christophe splutters out through his laughter when his boyfriend's upper crust mother makes her way toward them.

47. Nameless

"Wait, your bird actually has a name?" Craig asks, legitimately surprised, to which Tweek replies, "Why the hell w-wouldn't I name my pet, Craig?!"

48. Light

Pip always thought when he died, he would see the stereotypical white light; instead, he's greeted by the son of Satan, asking dully, "You just had to piss Mecha-Streisand off, huh?"

49. Mirage

Through the haze of Christophe's target having beat him senseless, all he can picture is his golden-haired lover smiling warmly at him and leaning in as if to kiss him.

50. Exhale

"Babe, you know what you haven't done in, like, five hours—exhale," Craig states, rubbing at Tweek's back and wincing at the huge number of kinks he finds in only a few seconds.

51. Lenses

"I think your red eyes are quite lovely, my dear; I would personally much rather you not cover them up with something false."

52. Paprika

Gregory had been placed into many a cooking class by his parents to become a well-bred gentleman with a wide array of skills; still, he cannot for the life of him figure out how Christophe was far better at cooking up their meals at home, despite never taking one lesson, even from his mother.

53. Promise

"I'm gonna marry that guy," Craig whispers to himself as Tweek waves at him cutely from the door of Tweek Bros. before heading into work.

54. Siren

Damien felt like a sailor on a ship with his stupid boyfriend as one of the tempting sirens, ready to lead him to his death; only difference was Damien couldn't really die and Pip was too innocent to be seductive on purpose.

55. Dance

The first time Gregory sees Christophe move his body in such a free manner, the latter believes himself to be alone in his room; it isn't until the time of their engagement that Gregory reveals that he knows about Christophe's secret love of Taylor Swift.

56. Casino

"Well, at least I'm not the only one with an addiction problem in this relationship," Tweek sighs, stroking Craig's head as his boyfriend quietly mourns the loss of his last eight paychecks.

57. Comet

"Aren't we supposed to wish on one of those or something?" Damien asks, pointing towards the sky before Pip gives a soft chuckle, replying, "Those are reserved for fallen stars, old chap."

58. Paris

Being in the city he originally came from is one of the few times Gregory can honestly believe Christophe is completely relaxed.

59. Twist

"I think I'll just let my hips do the talking," Tweek grins boldly as he "shakes what his mama gave him" as Clyde put it, Craig torn between wanting to laugh his ass off or becoming just a little aroused by the display.

60. Card

"Is this your card?" Pip shouts excitedly, pulling out his two of clubs, only to be rewarded with a dull red stare and a, "For the seventeenth time now—no," from Damien.


A/N: In which Christophe dances to "Shake It Off", Craig is a very good boyfriend, and we see Pip and Damien's reunion.

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