Malchik Gay
Summary: (set in modern time) 17 year olds Elizabeth Swan and Will Turner have been friends since Liz spilled a soda on Will at a movie theater one summer, now they find themselves at the same theater when a new face decides to appear. Jack Sparrow, a 19-year-old "bad boy" in Elizabeth's eyes, falls head over heals for Will, but does will notice? (Based on POTC and Tatu's song Malchik Gay) PS- I suck at summaries please forgive me.
Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, or really anything mentioned, However I have kidnapped Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom and locked them in my closet, not to worry they came along willingly =). I also do not own Tatu's song Malchik Gay, or anything else by them, but my mom got me the CD for Christmas ^-^. In fact all I own is a toothbrush and a teddy bear named Demi.
Warning: Jack/Will Slash, and some Elizabeth bashing. Language and kissing. Not that bad really accept the extremely stupid mind that created this story.
Rating: PG-13ish, rating could change.
***********SORRY FOR THE WAIT AGAIN!!! This time it was writers block… I forgot what I was getting at with this story and waited for inspiration to hit me like whatsherface who I cant spell her name Scarlet and Anna Maria hit Jack ^-^ and I also hade thoughts about letting fellow writer Eddie Wachowski's Chick take over because of school, but worked around it anyways (though she gave me some help THANKS!!!)**************
And now with no further ado, Jack Sparrows Bonnie Lass presents: the dumbest story in the world. (J/K)
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Will reluctantly sat at the kitchen table across from his mother. "What do you want to talk to me about?" She glared at him, making him feel very uncomfortable.
"William you should know. I told you I got a call today." She stated flatly.
"Who called?" Will looked around at various objects behind his mother so as to avoid eye contact with her.
"Your boyfriend!" She yelled out causing Will to jump.
"What? But I don't have a boyfriend." Will now stared at his mother in confusion. 'Who could have called and claimed to be my boyfriend' was all he could wonder.
"Will you know I don't lie so if I tell you someone called saying they were your boyfriend they did!" She got up and walked over to Will and looked down at his slouching figure.
"M-mom I don't have a boyfriend, I'm not gay." The only people who knew he was gay was Lizzie and… 'Oh shit'.
"Then who is Jack Sparrow? And why did he call leaving a message to have his boyfriend call him back?" after a couple of seconds she yelled out again, "Not a trick question!"
"Mom Jack is a guy Lizzie and I met at the theater today, I only know his name!" Will said louder than intended.
"Will do NOT raise your voice at me. I am your mother, not one of your friends. I will not take that tone!" She sat back down next to him staring at him, daring him to make a response. Taking a deep breath to calm herself she spoke again. "Will, tell me the truth now. Why does my son have another boy calling to speak to his boyfriend?"
"Because he's a freak. I just met him and Lizzie gave him my phone number. I'll bet she told him to call you know." Will stared down at the table tracing the patterns in the wood with his finger.
"Are you sure Will? Because I'd hate to see a good life go to waist Will. Imagine what your father would think? Now, next time you talk to this Jack, tell him he's not to corrupt your innocent mind. Ok sweetie?" she smiled as though she just won some major battle like Napoleon.
"Yah sure, I will." He didn't know what to think. His whole day had been so confusing, now to top it all off his mother was yelling at him about a guy he just met at a theater. He got up and walked back into his room closing the door behind him. "That was the weirdest talk I've ever had…Lizzie is definitely going to get it tomorrow." The night progressed with nothing more than an okward silence between Mrs. Turner and Will; they ate dinner, cleaned up and went off to bed.
Will had sat up until 12:30 trying to figure his whole day out. Without any luck he gave up and went to sleep.
The next morning Will was woken up by the sound of a coffee machine and his mother walking up and down in the hallway, opening and closing cabinets.
'Why cant that women let me sleep?' He thought as she slammed his door open.
"Will it's a beautiful day, so I suggest you get up and enjoy it!" She looked at her sons figure lying on his bed.
"Mom what time is it?"
"It's 7:30 now get up!" she walked out and went back to her evil rave of slamming cabinets.
"7:30? What the hell is she thinking?" He made to get up, but got caught in his sheets and tumbled straight onto the floor. "Ouch." He tried to untangle his leg from the sheets and stood up throwing them back onto his bed. "Everything hates me this week."
After about two hours of TV and videogames, Will decided to call up Lizzie and see what she had planned for the day.
"Hello?"
"Hey Lizzie."
"Oh hi Will, hang on a sec…dad I got it… it's Will… ok… alright where were we?" Will laughed.
"I was going to ask if you wanted to hang out with me today, but you sound busy so…"
"No of course not, my dad just has to keep an extra close eye on my personal life, even though he wants me out of his hair all of the time. Want to go back to the movies?" She was heard rummaging through something in the background.
"Uh, I gues-"
"Oh by the way who called last night that got your mom so mad?"
"Jack."
"What'd he have to say when I left you?"
"Nothing."
"Oh really? Well tell me later I have to get ready. See you in 30 minutes?" She waited no more than half a second to answer her own question." Great bye!"
'Girls…' will sighed to himself. Maybe jack would want to go? Nah. He didn't want to rush into anything, but on the other hand it was just a movie, and he could get to know him.
Will got up and started to search for Jack's number.
"Sparrow residence." Said a young voice.
"Hi is Jack there?"
"Who is calling? I have to ask because this one-" Will cut the boy short.
"Will, and I'm not selling pens or anything. I'm kinda a friend of Jacks. Is he home?"
"Yep he is, hang on." Will herd the boy running down a hall with the phone, a door banging and then, "JACK PHONE PHONE PHONE!!! HE SAYS HE'S NOT SELLING PENS!!! JACK WAKE UP!!!"
* CRASH * now crying could be heard. "I'm telling mommy!"
"Hello?" said a groggy tired voice.
"Hi jack, it's Will." He felt bad for waking up Jack. But lost that feeling as jacks tone became happy and excited.
"HEY WILL! I was just dreaming about you… so how are ye this fine mornin'?"
"Pirate now are we? I'm great, do you want to go to the movies with me Elizabeth?" He waited.
"What are ya gonna see?"
"Don't know." Will realized he hadn't planned out that part with Lizzie yet.
"Oh ok, sure I'll go. When are we leaving?" Will heard yelling in the background. Sounded like a woman. Probably Jacks mother.
"30 minutes? Except Lizzie and I are walking, because I don't have a working car at the moment."
"Ah, so where do we meet? Theater?"
"Starbucks? By the school?"
"Deal, see ya!"
"Bye." That conversation went along much like the one with Lizzie. It seemed Jack was a really good friend. Even though will still didn't REALLY know him. He stood up and walked to his room. Opening various drawers and such he had his boxers (black with little yellow happy-faces all over them.) blue pants and a black shirt.
He walked into the bathroom to take a quick shower and get dressed. He spent about 5 minutes staring in the mirror, but not really looking at anything. He seemed lost in a train of thought about what could happen at the theater with Jack and Lizzie, until his mother told him to get out and help her with the laundry.
"Can't mom! I'm going to the theater with Lizzie!" He yelled down the hall.
"No you're not." She yelled back to him. He walked out annoyed, since when does she say no to the theater?
"Why can't I go?" He stood at the door to the laundry room looking at her.
"Because you didn't ask, and you're grounded remember?" His eyes widened.
"What did I do to get grounded? I never did anything!"
"I told you you're helping me with laundry two days ago, and you left it for me, so you are grounded. And I'm still mad about that boy calling yesterday." She folded some shirts and set then on top of the dryer.
"Mom, I told you I don't even know the guy." He stared at his mom as though she was the devil herself.
"Will… ok, you can go."
"Thanks bye!" He turned to run out, but was stopped again.
"You haven't helped with the laundry yet."
"Mom! Come on, I have to meet Lizzie!" He almost wined like a little girl.
"Fine, but you owe me! This is your last movie for a while! What are you seeing anyways?"
"Ok, I owe you, I don't think so and I don't know." He ran out before his mom could stop him again.
About 10 minutes later, Will was sitting at starbucks, waiting for Lizzie to show up. After 5 more minutes he saw a figure walking towards him. Jack.
"Hi Will. How are you today?"
"I'm doing ok, y tu?"
"What? I don't speak pig latin so help me here." Jack had the most confused look on his face.
"It's Spanish. It means 'and you'" Will laughed.
"Oh… so already using romance languages with me are you?" Jack smiled at Will.
"No… I just… since when is Spanish a romance language?"
"Since you spoke to me in Spanish." Will blushed a deep red. "Or since my Spanish teacher from junior high said it was. But I prefer-"
"Hi Will!!!" Will and Jack both jumped.
"Oh hi Lizzie. Jack is going with us ok?"
"Sure, but I have to be back home by oh about 2 so I only have time to see one movie." She looked at Jack and back to Will. "Ok?"
"Sure."
The three of them started to walk away towards the theater. They walked with an awkward silence between them, until Jack decided to tackle Will to the ground yelling rape. Lizzie just laughed, and Will looked terrified. Jack got up and walked onward as though nothing happened. "What? Are you going to sit there all day? I thought we were going to see a movie."
"You are weird."
"Yes I am. Anything else?"
"No but you are weird."
"I know. Soooo what are we seeing?" Elizabeth's eyes lit up.
"RETURN OF THE KING!"
"Not out yet." Both Will and Jack said at the same time.
"JINKS! You owe me a kiss." Jack smiled at Will.
"No, a soda." Will said shocked at Jack.
"No a kiss." Jack smiled.
"Soda,"
"Kiss."
"Soda."
"KISS!"
"SODA!"
"Kiss" Will and Jack turned to Elizabeth.
"Lizzie, I owe him a soda, not a…" Will was interrupted when Jack leaned towards him and pressed his lips to Wills. After what seemed like ages Jack backed away grinning like the Cheshire cat.
"Kiss?" Jack finished for Will.
Unknowing to the two boys Elizabeth still stared at them in amusement.
"Great, now Will, you don't have to spend your money, and Jack, you don't get a drink." She turned and started walking again. Leaving Will to take in what happened, and Jack to follow.
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Sorry for the long wait and now semi cliff.
Note: Lizzie already knew where to meet Will, so no explanation needed. It's like a ritual or something. I believe god and the devil are female (because men are not that smart, nor could they handle anything such as creating the world or torturing people, but I don't believe in god or the devil anyways so I guess that doesn't count)
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Jack Sparrows Bonnie Lass