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Chapter4-the Master Sword

I walked through north Faron Woods, since all the poison fog was gone. I raced past Thrill's shop and stood at the ledges I'd have to jump to get to the Sacred Grove. I looked down to see that golden cucco at my feet.

"AGH! Oooh…echo…"

I jumped back about 5 ft or so. I have a bird phobia. The bird looked at me stupidly. It was shiny, but was stupid.

"Uh uh…no way am I touching that! I don't care, if it's to get Link's sword, I WON'T TOUCH IT!"

I yelled as I pointed at the bird, which tolltled around stupidly, as I turned my head to the right, looking at nothing. Suddenly my ears twitched. (Wait…my ears can twitch?) I heard screaming…

I lowly growled to myself. I looked back at the bird.

"But I'm still not touching you."

I cocked its head left.

"Bawck?"

I looked up.

"Hey there's that hawk! Wonder if I can use that?"

I ran down the ledge and found a hawk grass. I attempted to blow. It didn't work, much to my pleasure.

"Man! Link makes that look so much easier!"

I pulled out the Ocarina of Time.

"But I can use this!"

So I played the song, it took awhile. I'm not good with wind interments. The notes are easy, but the breathing…it's certainly not as easy as they make it look. The hawk flew down in front of me.

"Umm…I need you to fly me to the entrance to the Sacred Grove. Can you do that?"

I feel stupid talking to a hawk…its more dangerous than the cucco. Heck I don't even know if it understands me. It picked me up by my arms and flew toward where I had to go. I was a bit scared it would drop me into the endless pit below. But the hawk dropped right where I told it. I looked at it.

"Umm…you understand me?"

I think it nodded? Then it flew off. I shook my head.

"Weird…oh well, I'd better keep going."

I entered the Scared Grove.

"It's so…big…how did Link not get lost?"

So I walked to the first area. Nothing but trees…and a small pond, with a waterfall running over an arch that lead to another area, and two more areas to my left and right. Areas, areas! Can't I have a map? Oh, wait…I do. I pulled out Link's map of Hyrule…but I didn't see Hyrule. It was zoomed in on Faron Woods. But I didn't see where I was…

"I'm bound to walk in circles for the next two hours."

I grumbled to myself. So I started walking to my left.

5 minutes later.

"ARRRRGGGHHHH! I HAAAATE THIS WOODS! IT MUST DIIIIEEEE!"

I began banging my head on a tree.

"Baka…baka…baka!"

If you have no clue what I'm saying, it's Japanese for stupid. I kicked the tree in a fit of anger.

"OOOWWWWWW! Stupid…wood…GAHH!"

(Time passage of 1:30)

I saw the Master Sword in its pedestal. I walked up to the sword. I sighed.

"Well, here goes nothing."

I grabbed the hilt and pulled. Surprisingly, it came out easily. Like a hot knife through butter…or is it a knife through melted butter? Eh…oh well. I looked at the sword now in my hands.

"…Well now what do I do? Try swinging it?"

I braced myself and swung a few times.

"M-Man, how does he hold this? It's heavy!"

I put the sword in its sheath and walked to the entrance.

Til I fell backwards.

I stared at the afternoon sky.

"This is gunna take awhile. Some hero I turned out to be."

I sat up and stretched my arms and legs, then rested my chin on my fist.

"Should I do as Link told me and tell the Resistance? Nah, they'd NEVER believe me when I tell 'em Link's dead. Would they ever know who I am? (sigh) Man I hate this…"

"Will wonders never cease?"

I heard a voice behind me, it didn't sound friendly. Although, whenever people say that, something good's happened to the hero or villain, or the villain is smirking, clapping their hands and behind the hero. This would be the second option I'm guessing. I jumped up and flipped around, sword at hand. It…..was…..Patrick. Curse my ability that my gut instinct is always right!

"You!"

I snarled.

"Catherine I'm surprised you're its new master? But, you're just doing it out of fear. I feel sorry for you, that you've been given such a difficult task such as saving a kingdom and defeating my master when you're an emotional wreck."

Master; he's calling Ganondink master? You know, why's he talking like him too?

"Want me to cut you to mince meat? I will if you don't shut up!"

"Is that a threat?"

I glared at him with narrowed eyes.

"It is! You'll give me that sword if you want to live."

"Errrrrrrrrr…..!"

I growled at him. He just chuckled.

"Trying to be Link are we? He's left you, and you're weak."

He said mocking me.

"Trying to be Ganondorf? He's just playing you for a fool and you're a big chicken."

I retorted.

"What? You…I'll kill you!"

"You couldn't kill me no matter how hard you tried!"

Patrick disappeared before my eyes.

"Oh crap!"

Then Patrick slashed at me from behind. I couldn't move… I was scared. I dodged his next blow just by a hair. I landed on my knees. I clutched my now bleeding right arm in pain. I gripped the sword as tight as I could. I can't let go….Link'll get me in the next life if I lose it…

"Oh man I'm so going to die!"

I heard Patrick start laughing.

"Awww….you're hurt…"

He said as though I was his puppy dog. Suddenly my other wounds were gone except my recent arm injury…

"Why did you do that? Shouldn't you kill me?"

"Ohhhhh, I just want to make this a fair fight. Get up!"

"I don't want too."

"Now…."

He snarled. I used the sword as leverage and pulled myself up. Patrick walked back a few paces.

"Are you ready for this?"

"I was born ready. You I'm not so sure about."

"You're asking for me to chop you into pieces."

"Go ahead. Make my day."

"With pleasure."

He darted forward at lightning speed. I just stood there. He slashed my legs, leaving a thin red line dripping with blood. He slashed at the back of my neck, cutting away some of my hair and another red thin line. Then cut a vertical thick line up both arms.

"Boy aren't you sadistic?"

I muttered sarcastically.

"Why won't you do anything?"

"I'm not like you….you wild dog!"

I attacked next. I knocked him upside the head with the broad side of my blade. He fell to his knees, defeated.

"What…..how…?"

"Patience my dear Patrick."

"I WON'T LOOSE TO YOU!"

He jumped up and slashed again, at my torso. I fell to my knees, then palms. I landed in a puddle of my own blood. The red thick liquid felt warm as it dripped down my arms, on my hands.

Patrick pulled me up and gripped my forearm with a hard grip.

"…Quite a grip you got there. Let me go now?"

He just stood there with that malice grin on his face.

"You actually think I'll let you go just because you asked?"

He said almost laughing.

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

I said hoping it would work. But alas, no dice.

"Ok, dude, seriously, lemme go!"

He just stood there smiling. I tried wiggling.

Suddenly in about two seconds he twisted my arm almost all the way around.

"Ah! Ow…ow…"

"You talk again; I'll break your arm."

I glared at him.

"You're coming with me."

I raised an eyebrow.

"I'm taking you to the once powerful Hyrule Castle. Or should I say, Ganondorf's Castle."

Ha, ha, ha. I NEVER saw that coming!