TURNABOUT FOR THE KRAZY MOTHER
CHAPTER 4
"what you want" said spider "we wanna eat u if u dont want anything"
"im objectin cause u cant do this, its illegal" said apollo
"yea well tats why we gonna eat the prison its not illegal if we cant get arrested"
"FUCK" said apollo "come on lets be reasonable, lets have a trial for the holy mother now"
"KEKEKEKKEK" laughed spiders "ull never prove her not guilty theres nothin so go ahead try spike"
"ok" said apollo running to a desk that looked like a defense bench "so whos prosecuting"
"i am" said amara "ill break your defense and start the revolution revolution lai'ght wants"
"make ur opening testimony" said judge spider
"the holy mother used magic powers to kill all my guards in front of me when they tried to arrest apollo and datz, i call my witness"
the butler came in
"WHAT IS HAPPENING TO DE CASTLE, DO THESE FUCKERS NOT RESPECT THE WORK I PUT INTO THIS PLACE" screamed butler
"no" said spiders
"FUCK YOUUUUUU" shouted butler
"butler stfu and give your name and occupation" said amara
"yes of course" said butler "i am a butler called muhd arahr... BUT DONT TAKE THAT NAME SERIOUSLY"
"ok" said apollo
"YOU ARE YOU DIRTY BUTLERIST DEMON THING" shouted arahr
"just TESTIFY" shouted amara
"OKOKOK" shouted butler
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"yes sir i was serving my lady there queen rayfa"
"then the guards came and arrested apollo"
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "tahts weird cause I DONT REMEMBER YOU SERVING PEARRRRRRAYFA AT THE TIME"
"we just have defenses word for that" said arahr
"no we dont, cause rayfas right here" said datz "RAYFA WAS BUTLER THERE AT THE TIME"
"no" said pearl
"there see your guilty of lying" said apollo
"NO IM NOT" said butler "YOU DIRTY LAWYER, IF I WASNT THERE, THEN I DO I KNOW ABOUT YOU GETTING ARRESTED"
"um"
"OR ABOUT AMARA AND RAYFA TALKIN TO YOU BOUT DEFENSE CAPABILITY ACT"
"oh..."
"OR HOW THAT ANGEL GUY CAME IN POINTING AND YELLING"
"wait what"
"HA HA HA, SEE, I SAW IT ALL, AND YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT"
"HOLD IT" shouted apollo "angel guy who is that"
"what" said butler "there was an angel who magicked all those guards into the room, thats how they all got there so fast"
"WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE" shouted ahlbi
"he had a gold ring above him and a beard and wings and he had a guitar"
"A GUITARRRR" shouted apollo
"weird is there anyone who has a guitar" said datz
"yes u dumbass, its JESUS" shouted apollo
"WHAT" said jesus "u dont accuse me"
"no, but u were a witness, tell us what u saw"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine" said jesus
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
"yeah i was listening to the talk about defense culpibility act"
"theres no reason to worry thats all i did"
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "but the butler said you were pointing and also you were a FLYING ANGEL, EXPLAIN THIS"
jesus sweated
"u found a contradiction in my testimony u little fucking piece of satan shit." said jesus
"yea now explain it" said apollo
"...no." said jesus and then he pulled that string off his head and ATTACH IT TO GUITAR TO MAKE SPEEKERS APPEAR LOOOOUUUUUUUD MUUSIC PLAYED LIKE DUNDUNUDNUDNUDNDUNDUNDUUNDUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN WHIIIIRRRR GUITARSOUNDS aaaand yea u get it
"U ACCUSE ME OF THE MURDER OF MILLION PEOPLE" shouted jesus
"it only makes sen- wait" said apollo
"ha ha u realize it" said jesus
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
jesus swung the guitar around
"TEH VICTIMS OF DE MURDER ARE A THOUSAND GUYS... ONLY TEH HOLY MUDER CUD HAV DONE THAT"
"IM JUST A NORMAL DETECTIVE... HOW CUD I HAV DONE SUCH MURDER"
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "ur not just a detective... UR JESUS CHRIST"
"HA HA HA" laughed jesus "well consider this, i am jesus christ with lots of holy powers however i present the bible to prove tat i am a GOOD INDIVIDUAL!"
"what" said datz "datz bullshit"
"no" said jesus "i wud not murder"
"OBJECTION" shouted apollo "well im sorry but thats not true, this is set after spirit of justice and if u remember case 1... YOU MURDERED PATROL!"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST SENDS YOU TO HELL" shouted jesus "LALALALALALALA CANT HERE U OVER MY PRETTY HEAVY METAL!" he played music "i didnt actually do that, if u time trave-"
"KRAZY KURAIN ADVENTURES ISNT CANON" shouted barrylawn from the sky "wait shit tat was a dum dux ex machine, o well"
"um tank u" said apollo "watever that means, IT STILL MEANS UR A KILLER"
jesus sweated but kept playing
"ok so i have motive and means but u have no evidence" said jesus
"fuck" said apollo
"we gotta investigate, this isnt official trial so we can leave and look for it" said ahlbi
"no u cannot" said jesus
"why not" said datz
at dat moment jesus put his hand to his face
TO BE CONTINUED