Natsu and Happy's Website Scam

Hey everybody! My name is Srai and I'm a new member to this site. This is my FIRST story so it'd be awesome if you would review. Really, don't be lazy! (Oh, and I included Justin Bieber in here but I don't like him, ok? Sorry Bieber fans!) And thanks so much to my beta Roselynn!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Hiro Mashima does. The manga wouldn't do any good in my hands. Lol!

Chapter 4:

"La la La, La la La, La," Natsu and Happy hummed as they skipped to the guild. The scam was making their life better, and they were VERY happy.

"Who should we scam next?" asked Happy.

"Hmmm…maybe master Makarov. He still doesn't let me go on S-class requests even after I completed one! It is injustice!" Natsu exclaimed flailing his flaming arms around.

But before Happy could reply, they reached the guild, which was looking a bit different this morning. Inside talking with master Makarov were none other than Justin Maneiber (who Elfman was showing his manly/unmanly stuff while Justin was freaked out ), the manager from Sorcerer magazine and reporter Jason (COOL!), a brunette middle aged woman with a French accent, who from Lucy's book looked like Lovey Amour, and a bunch of lawyers.

Happy knew right away that something was wrong. But Natsu, being stupid, just yelled:

"Sup, everybody! Who are all these people?"

Complete silence fell on the guild, which was shocking because the guild was never silent. After a few of seconds, Master Makarov abruptly made his fist huge, smashed Natsu to the ground, and dragged him over. Happy stayed a safe distance away from them.

"What was that for?" Natsu exclaimed jumping right up and shaking a fist at Makarov.

Master Makarov smashed Natsu to the ground again and said:

"You are being sued!" He said, standing up and shaking his own fist.

Natsu got up in a flash. "SUED! Wait, what does 'sued' mean?" He asked, head tilting in confusion and shaking his fist.

"It, uhhh, means…" Makarov began. "Well I don't know the definition but you have to go to court because you used these people's names. And we have to stop shaking our fists!"

"Awww, do we have to? It's fun." Natsu said sadly stopping. "But I have to go to court? WHY?"

"You used these people's names on a posting site called and fooled your guild mates for your own personal gain! That's fraud! They then tracked the posts creator to your laptop. With this proof, you cannot deny it!" Makarov said pointing a dramatic, accusing finger at him.

"It was his idea!" Happy and Natsu said in unison, each pointing a finger to the other.

"But I'm a cat. I don't know how to post something online!" Happy smiled innocently.

"YOU TRAITOR CAT!"

The next day, Natsu went to court with Happy as his lawyer. That's why he lost the case.

"Why are you being so rude?" Happy asked.

Basically, Natsu was very frustrated when they lost the case. He had burned down a lot of the courthouse, and had to be dragged out when the judge pleaded though, he managed to avoid jail, most likely because nobody wanted him to burn the jailhouse down. So now, he had to pay a lot of jewels to the celebrities and had to help in the reconstruction of the court building. But that was just the beginning of his he got back to Fairy Tail, he had to face even more.

First of all, Elfman was furious at Natsu for making him embarrass himself. He went back to his old self and made Natsu take his "Man class".

"A real man doesn't scam other men to become unmanly!"

Then there was Erza, who was even more furious. Not only had he spoiled the name of Fairy Tail, he made her his servant. She also went back to her old self and made Natsu her servant for a week and made him do 3 weeks of community service in public, to better the name of Fairy Tail.

As for Lucy, she was also furious that Natsu scammed her into being his girlfriend, but she was happy. All he has to do for her was take her on an expensive date at the most expensive restaurant in Magnolia.

But the worst part was that Happy wasn't going to help out at all even though HE was the mastermind behind it all!

So as you can see, Natsu had a lot on his hands right now. But with all that, he learned a valuable lesson: Never listen to Happy.

Happy flew by: "Work faster Natsu!"

"YOU TRAITOR CAT!"