The Package
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A/N: I'll try to keep this short so I don't drabble on like I did last chapter. You have to admit I have pretty interesting stuff to talk about. The introduction of Logan in the last chapter made me cry on the inside. That's his real name and he's one of the reasons why I can't seem to smile a real smile lately. The other reason is the asshole Jose, who, by the way, is really working to turn my friends against me. He's even going with the shittiest reason ever; he's saying if they were really my friends, they wouldn't side with him. What a fucktard. I really wish he and Logan never backstabbed me, then I would have some nice things to say that doesn't involve either of them. Well, I guess my goal of not drabbling on backfired. Sorry for going on like this. R&R! Enjoy!
Chapter Four: Ruined Plans
I opened my eyes and stretched; I had actually been able to sleep last night. I looked over at the clock and saw it was 7:30 am. No one besides me was awake; so I figured I would go downstairs and make breakfast for everyone. 'Hm…What to make, what to make…" I thought to myself, looking through the cabinets. I took out the maple syrup and went to the freezer to pull out waffles. I figured they could all split a waffle with someone. I only get one waffle and the other two each get two waffles. I started to make the waffles and my mind drifted off to where it shouldn't have; Jose and Logan. I really missed Logan and his chocolate brown eyes. He could help me through anything even if Jose wasn't there. I just reacted the only way I could last night, slamming the door in his face. He slammed the door in my face, so I slammed a door in his face. I guess that means we're even? I don't even know anymore. The toaster beeped, snapping me back to reality and alerting me the waffles were done. After putting the waffles on plates, I sat down and waited for the others. After ten whole minutes, I started to think about my older-brother-like friend Tyler. Tyler was two years older than me and lived a town over. We didn't talk much anymore, but that was okay because when we did talk, it always cheered me up. I didn't even realize that Sara and Tempest came into the room with their groups.
"Alyssa! Where are the Akatsuki boys?" Sara asked me.
"I'll go get them." I said. I ran out of the kitchen and ran up the stairs to the third floor. I really hoped they didn't kill me for not waking them up.
"What the fuck took you so fucking long, blonde bitch?" Hidan demanded to know.
"I was lost in thought, sorry." I apologized, picking them up and putting them in their box.
"What's wrong?" Pein asked me, looking up.
"Same thing that's always wrong; the asshole and jackass are on my mind." I told them. (A/N: That's actually my nicknames for them. Jose is the asshole and Logan is the jackass.)
"Sorry that you had some shitty friends." Shikamaru apologize.
"Yeah, if you want, I can turn them into puppets." Sasori told me.
"No, I'd rather not have to see their faces at all." I told him, sighing deeply. I really did miss them, it's just that I miss the way they used to treat me. Now the only reason they treated me nicely is so they can find out who my new friends are and take them away from me. Those fucking douche bags.
"Are you sure we can't do anything?" Kakashi asked me.
"No, you guys can't do anything." I told him, going into the kitchen and taking them out of the box so they could eat. I started to eat my waffle, pausing only to give Zetsu some raw meat from the fridge. My mind wandered off to my uncle. I missed him more than I missed Logan and Jose combined. I hardly ever saw my uncle, even when I was a kid, there was always someone else in the house, babysitting me while my uncle was gone.
"Hey Alyssa, do you think I could take a few of them to my house?" Tempest asked me.
"Won't your parents be upset or something?" I asked her.
"No, they moved to Germany, remember?" Tempest told me.
"Then sure, you can take everyone besides the Akatsuki, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, and Temari." I agreed.
"Awesome!" Tempest yelled in victory.
"Hey, whatever happened to Rodrigo?" Sara asked, looking directly at me.
"He moved out of the country." I told her while putting my plate in the sink.
"He never told me he moved…" Sara whined.
"He didn't tell many people." I explained.
"Yo blonde bitch! We're all done eating! What do we fucking do now?" Hidan yelled at me.
"Sara and Tempest can put you guys in the living room while I load the dishwasher." I explained. I then remembered I hadn't said something to them yet. "RAWR! JE SUIS UN POISSON!"
"What the hell, un?" Deidara asked, looking as if I had grown two heads.
"It means 'Rawr! I am a fish!' in French." Sara explained, picking him up and putting him in the box.
"You do realize they could walk there, right?" I asked Sara. She sighed and pulled them out of the box, setting them on floor.
"NOW MARCH!" Tempest commanded the chibis.
"You bitches are fucking insane." Hidan said and Kakuzu slapped the back of his head.
"Shut the fuck up, time is money and you don't waste money so you don't waste time, either." Kakuzu explained. I laughed and Sara held the door open for the chibis while Tempest led them into the other room.
"That's not marching! Pick up your feet off the floor! Raise those knees!" Tempest would repeatedly yell.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" Hidan would yell back.
"Shut up Hidan!" Kakuzu would yell.
"Ouch!" was always followed by the sound of a smack. I wondered why I had such weird and crazy friends. Oh yeah, that's right, I was just as, if not more, weird and crazy as my friends.
"I love my friends…" I muttered to myself as soon as they left the room and the TV was turned on.
"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A FUCKING PINEAPPLE UNDER THE FUCKING SEA?" Hidan yelled in anger.
"It's a show, now shut the fuck up." I heard Tempest tell Hidan.
"Make me, bitch!" Hidan yelled back.
"ALYSSA! WHERE IS YOUR DUCK TAPE!" Tempest yelled.
"I am NOT giving you the duck tape!" I yelled back, taking a green Monster and a Mountain Dew Voltage out of the fridge.
"Hey, we should play some music for them." Sara suggested when I walked into the room.
"Uhm, sure, let me get my laptop real quick." I said, setting the Mountain Dew and Monster on the coffee table. I went up the stairs and into my study.
"EW! A BUG!" I heard Sara yell from downstairs.
"Don't kill it!" Shino yelled at her.
"Get a jar and a piece of paper and set it free outside!" Tempest yelled at Sara. I heard the door open and close a few minutes later. I went back downstairs with my laptop in my hands. Sara turned off the TV and I set the laptop on the table, turning it on and going to the site I had my playlist on. The first song that came up was "Your Guardian Angel" by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. I loved this song even though it reminded me of Jose because he told me he was my guardian angel once. Tempest grabbed the laptop and turned on "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson. She loved Marilyn Manson almost as much as I loved Avenged Sevenfold and Sara loved Black Veil Brides. "Dear God" by XTC came up next and Hidan listened intently to the song, seeing as he was the most religious.
"Turn that fucking song off! It's a disgrace to Jashin-sama!" He hollered. Now, if you've ever heard this song, you'd understand why Hidan wouldn't like it. It says how you can't believe in heaven and hell, how you can't believe in God. "Feel Good Inc." by the Gorillaz came on next and Kisame was tapping his foot to the beat. It was amazing at how engrossed in the music the chibis were.
"Can you fucking play something acceptable to Jashin-sama?" Hidan asked when he heard no songs that Jashin would find interesting. I thought about it for a minute and then put on "Crucify Me" by Bring Me the Horizon. Hidan nodded to say this was acceptable and leaned back in his seat. Sakura and Ino looked frightened by the song because it starts out with screaming and Hinata and Tenten looked like they were about to pee their pants.
"I have an idea!" Tempest announced.
"What is it?" I asked her, sitting down on the couch and putting Kakashi, Sasori, Pein, Shikamaru, and Kiba on my lap so no one got squished on the couch.
"We should go clothes shopping for them later." She suggested. All of a sudden, a girl with long, wavy brown hair with blonde streaks jumped in through the window and grabbed Shino, running away. Tempest was the first to react and ran after her, tackling the girl to the floor and taking Shino away.
"Give him back!" The girl demanded, she looked to be sixteen years old and had Sharingan contact lenses in.
"No! He belongs to us!" Sara yelled at her. I sighed deeply and face-palmed. Today's plans just got ruined.
"Let's tie the bitch up and sacrifice her to Jashin-sama!" Hidan yelled in his suggestion.
"No, now, girl, tell us why you tried to steal Shino." I said, looking down at the girl on the floor.
"Shino's the best and I heard you guys shouting about Gaara, Hidan, and Kakashi last night. I just wanted to see if it was true and it is!" She hollered.
"Nice going, you two." I said, looking at Sara and Tempest. The girl was wearing a red tank top and black skinny jeans, I also saw she was wearing ankle boots and fingerless gloves.
"I have a name, you know." She told us.
"So tell us what it is and why we should let you walk out of here alive." Tempest demanded. Tempest knew she had to be sadistic in order to get answers.
"My name is Dutch and I have a grandma and little brother to take care of." She explained, looking at Tempest with pleading eyes.
"Tempest, get off her. That's no way to make friends." I told her and Tempest listened to me.
"Thank you. I promise I won't try to steal Shino again and I won't tell anyone about this." Dutch said, looking at me.
"Good, you might want to call your guardian and tell them that you'll be staying here for the next few days." I told her.
"Okay! Can Shino sleep in the same room as me?" She asked. I sighed and nodded.
"That girl is very youthful if she can climb through a window like that!" Lee said excitedly.
"Much more youthful than the other girls in this house." Gai said, agreeing with Lee.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUTH!" Dutch suddenly yelled. She had a pair of lungs on her, that's for sure.
"Tobi is scared of Dutch-chan!" Tobi yelled, hiding behind Deidara.
"Stop hiding behind me, un!" Deidara yelled at Tobi.
"B-but Deidara-sempai! Tobi doesn't want to die!" Tobi yelled in protest.
"I won't hurt you, Tobi." Dutch assured him. "But I will hurt two people if they have anymore conversations about youth."
"We'll stop! We promise! Just don't hurt us!" Gai and Lee pleaded with Dutch.
"Let's just all calm down and listen to some more music." Sara told everyone. She was currently holding Hidan and Gaara while sitting on the loveseat on the wall connecting the kitchen and living room. Dutch got up and called her mom and told her she was spending the night here.
"Put on some Avenged Sevenfold!" I yelled to Tempest who was sitting on the floor with the laptop in front of her. "Seize The Day" by Avenged Sevenfold came on and I sighed in content.
"What the fuck is this song about?" Hidan asked Sara.
"Well, this song is about a man who leaves his pregnant wife at home while he goes out with his friends and robs a convenient store with his friends and ends up being caught and put in jail. His wife visits him in jail one day and she ends up getting hit by another car while driving home after they got into a fight." Sara explained.
"That's sad…" Ino said from next to Sakura. All the girls nodded in agreement.
"It's a really depressing music video, too." I told them, remembering the music video and sighing.
"You sigh a lot." Sasori observed.
"I know I do, it's a bad habit." I told him.
"People often sigh if they're sad or depressed." Pain told me.
"Well, I sigh a lot because I'm basically always depressed these days." I explained to them. "Broken" by Seether featuring Amy Lee from Evanescence came on.
"Hey! I just had an idea!" Tempest announced, turning on "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65. Kisame listened to the song and he fell off the couch, turning to his normal size and form.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Hidan cursed, seeing Kisame.
"My theory was right! We have to play a song that reminds us of them and they will change to their normal size and form!" She announced.
"Let's play it again and see if he shrinks back to Chibi form and we can change the normalish ones to their normal size and form so they can go shopping with us." I told her and she played the song again, Kisame didn't change back to Chibi form, though.
"Who should we change and bring with us?" Dutch asked.
"Alright, we'll change Pein, Shino, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Tenten to regular size so the girls can help us shop for the girls while the guys can shop for the guys." I suggested. The other three girls nodded. I thought for a minute and then put on "Pain" by Three Days Grace. I smiled as Pein turned to normal size and stood up. Tempest then turned on "Crawling" by Linkin Park and Sasuke grew to normal size. Dutch thought for a moment and then put on "Creep" by Radiohead and Shino grew to normal size. I burst into laughter at the fact that it was "Creep" by Radiohead that turned Shino to normal size. I put on "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit and Shikamaru grew to full size. I then put on "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield and Hinata grew to full size. Tempest put "Smells like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana on and Tenten grew to normal size. I grabbed the laptop and shut it down, taking it upstairs and hiding it. I sighed deeply and walked down the stairs after realizing that we had to take the big black beast that is my Hummer. I really wanted to take the motorcycle, but with so many people going, there was no way I could get a chance to ride my pride and joy.
"Sara and I will stay here while you and Dutch go to the store, Alyssa." Tempist told me when she saw me standing at the foot of the stairs.
"Alright. C'mon, we have to bring everyone in the big black beast that is my Hummer." I told Dutch and she followed me with the others following her.
"I say that Pein-sama should sit in the passenger seat." Dutch suggested.
"Yeah, I'll be driving, Pein-sama will be in the front seat, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Hinata behind us, then you, Tenten, and Shino in the back." I instructed Dutch. We all piled in and I started to drive toward the mall.
"Hey Alyssa, why did you take the laptop upstairs?" Dutch asked me.
"So that no more of our plans are ruined." I told her.
~~End of Chapter four~~
A/N: So what did you guys think? I personally like how the music changes them, I already know what songs will change everyone. I personally loved how "Creep" by Radiohead was the one used to change Shino. I bet he wishes he was special so that Naruto would remember him for once. You should listen to all the songs I used to change everyone, if you really listen and compare it to the personality of the character and how that character develops in the actual show, you should understand why I chose those songs. It's pretty clear if you paid attention.
QOC: What are your three favorite bands?
Answer: Star Wars Episode Five: The Empire Strikes Back, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I really think I like this story more than the other two that I've posted on here. This one is so much more fun and so much easier to write. I know that this story is kind of drabbling on about Alyssa's problems, but there's a reason for that and that reason will be established later on. It is Alyssa-centric because she is the main character and she WILL change the most by the end of the story. I really enjoy writing this story and I'm already on the fourth chapter and each chapter has been about three thousand words each. I really am happy with that, I LOVE reading long chapters and I love writing long chapters even more. I'm really happy that I get to share my ideas with you people reading this. It's amazing, but I just wish I had more people reading and more people reviewing, it's not that hard to do, you also could just answer my questions for the chapters. I'm not a professional surveyor or anything; I am just a curious person and like to know what my readers are into. I really love you guys for sticking with me and reading my story. I really wish I could have more reviews, though. So please, press that review button and just leave an answer for the question or leave a nice comment. Bye bye!
You know, I once had a fish that I got from the Carnival, he was a big fish. I named him Kisame and even though I only had him for a few days, I was heartbroken. The sweetheart Kisame had died. I really need to get more interesting stories… Oh! There was this one time at the mall where I ran into Tyler! Tyler really is like a big brother to be, I even call him Tyler-nii chan or Onii-chan. I really thought I liked him like a girlfriend likes her boyfriend, but I realized, close to the end of freshman year, he was only a big brother to me. I bet you're all also wondering what Jose and Logan did to me to make me call them an asshole and jackass besides turn my friends against me. You guys will find that out later in the story when a curious and concerned Naruto character asks me. So sit tight and stay with me until then! I also need ideas on where I should take the Naruto gang, they will be in three or four groups so it will be easier for them to get around and see all the different kinds of stuff. Okay, hit that review button and give me ideas, answer my question of the chapter, or even just to say hi. Bye bye!