A/N: Heres the new Chapie I got for all of you. Got some funniness in this chapter. Hope you enjoy! NO FLAMES

Previosly on I Have My Reasons

"Hello?" he asks.

"Is This Alex Rider?" asks the other line. That voice…it was so familiar.

"Yes, who is this?" he asks confused.

"This is Mrs. Jones" the phone line responds. Alex almost stops breathing. Mrs. Jones? The Mrs. Jones? How could it be? How did she track him down? What's happening?, is the biggest question.


"What do you want?" he asks with anger on the phone.

"I see you've changed" says Mrs. Jones.

"Cut the crap Jones" he says.

"Now is that anyway to speak to an old friend? Says Mrs. Jones.

"Don't start with me" he yells at her.

"Alex….this is important" she says sternly.

"What!?" he asks.

"It's about your daughter…Samantha Rider" says Mrs Jones. Alex gulps. What was she trying to tell him? "We have some information you might want to hear" she says.

Alex listen closely to what she is saying now.

"We need you to come meet us in the office" she says.

"But…that's in London!" he exclaims.

"exactly" says Mrs. Jones, and she hangs up the phone.

Alex hangs up the phone, and leans on the table, disappointed. How was he going to get his wife, convinced to be go to London. Better yet…Emily. He completely forgot about her. And her new boyfriend. Shit! This is gonna be hard. Suddenly, Emily walks in, with a smile across her face.

"hey dad" she says happily.

"hi" he says, trying to smile. "You look very happy, what's with you today?' he asks.

"nothing, I just talked to Jake for a while" she says, sitting down next to him.

Alex smiles. As he looks at her. Her eyes are shimmering, and her face of girliness. She really was in love.

"what?' she says, in a smile, and gives him a small little laugh as well.

"So this Jake guy is really something, isn't he?" he asks.

She smiles again. Then she nods her head. "He really is" she says.

"Invite him over" says Alex.

Out of Nowhere, Sabina comes in, and gets some water. "Invite who?" she asks.

"Jake" says Emily.

"oh, right" she says. And she comes over to the table, and sits down. "I saw him as I picked you up from his place. Cute" she says.

"I know…he's just…ugh" says Emily, looking up, and then Sabina & Emily laugh.

"Hey!" says Alex sternly. "No talking about boys at the table" he says.

"But, you-" she began. "whatever" she says.


That Night…

As Alex sat on the bed, (Yes with no shirt on), he thought about going back to London. What was so important about Samantha? Whatever it was, he had to find out. But how was he going to get Sabina to go with him? And Emily? And…oh shit, Emily. And her boyfriend Jake. That's going to be extra difficult.

Suddenly, Sabina comes in with towel, and her hair wet. She walks over to her cabinet, and gets her lingerie and puts it on. Then, she lays down next to Alex.

"Hey" she says, and lays down on his chest.

"Sabina?" says Alex questionably.

"yeah" she says back to him.

"what would you think about moving?" he asks her.

He looks up at him. "Why?" she asks him.

"Because…" he begins….pop, his brain is like a geniuses. "They've moved our job, to another location" he says.

"Where?" she asks.

"…London…" he says slowly.

"oh no" she says, getting off his chest. "No, no, and no" she says.

"why not?" says Alex, in some sadness.

"You know why Alex" she says. "They'll-" she begins.

"They, wont come for me, alright" he says. Sabina rolls my eyes, and folds her arms. "It's been 16 years Sabina, 16! Do you actually think they'd ask me to come? I'm almost 40 for god sakes." he says.

"Well, alright, but, how about here?" she says. "I mean we were just starting to get over…you know" she says.

"There's to much memory's here for us" he says. "Going to London will give us all a fresh start, a new slate" he says.

Sabina stares at him. And Alex gives her his big puppy eyes. She rolls her eyes.

"alright" she says. Alex goes over and hugs her. Then, he kisses her passionately. "Mmm, I can get used to this" she says and she reels him in...


The Next Day…

Emily awoke and went to get some cereal. As she poured her milk, she picked up a spoon, and then started eating. Then she noticed. Her parents weren't awake. Usually, they always were. She got up, and looked at the clock on her dresser, in her room….10:43. Guess she missed school. She went upstairs, were her parents room was, and she knocked the door.

"Mom? Dad?" she asks, knocking the door. "You in there?" she asks. She decides there probably sleeping. She opens the door and finds….

Her father naked on the bed, showing his wee-wee, and mother with her head on his chest. Emily screams.

"Ahhhh!!!!" she says, and covers her eyes going out. As she closes the door, she sees her father, shaking awake, and covering himself, and her mother, rubbing her eyes. Suddenly, he door opens. Alex is out, with a towel around his waist. Emily merely narrows her eyes.

"Emily" he says. "Me and your mother…we, just-" he begins, but he sees his daughters face pale. "You okay?" he asks her.

"Never…ever again" she says, slowly and goes down stairs, robotically. "ew" she repeats at the last few steps.

Told you ther'd be some funniness going on! HAHAHA! alright, we'll here's a preview of the next chapter:

"uhh, I think I'm going to puke" says Alex. "But I cant look away" he says still looking.


"How can you watch this?" says Alex closing his eyes.

Just a few parts