APOLLO'S BLOG, a PJO fan fiction by ilyPJP19
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I forgot to put a disclaimer last time... And now, I totally won't forget it xD
Disclaimer: I own everything, but Apollo. And that's the sad thing about it ((:
'Kay... so I was thinking of putting in random narcissistic haikus, sine it's Apollo we're talking about: So, if ever you have some, which you'd like to share, just message me!:) DON'T leave it in a review, please:)) Oh and I'll make sure to give credit, no worries. So here it goes-
APOLLO'S AWESOME BLOG
Description:
Hey! So, just as you have read in my introduction, unless you didn't, my name is Apollo. In case you didn't know, which is improbable, I am the sun god! I'm also the god of music, poetry and truth. And that just means that I'm H-O-T, since I'm the sun god, and T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D, since I'm the god of music. I, also, am good at writing, since I'm the god of poetry, and I speak only of the truth, and nothing but the truth, since I'm the god of truth… Unless, of course, I really need to, then I guess I don't have a choice. But don't worry; my awesomeness is two hundred percent true! Okay, I get it. No need to jaw drop… I know, I know. I'm awesome. And I'm filled with awesomeness. You know what? It doesn't matter that I'm a radiant being… Someone who makes flowers bloom, by just entering the room… Someone who's totally capable of doing everything right… Yep, it doesn't matter, alright. But still, I am! And there's nothing you can do about it. I have a perfect face, perfect body, perfect life, and perfect environment. To put it simply, I am nothing but perfection. You might think that I'm all babbles and all that. And this I tell you, that's where you're wrong. I'm a god, and you can never underestimate a god. I've existed in this world longer than you have. I've learned more than what you have. And just so you know, you're not awesome enough, to be compared to me. I'm made up of beauty, brains and talent, you see. But don't worry; you can be awesome, too… Not just as much as me. You mad? Oh right, before I forget. My favorite thing, next to my sun chariot, face, lyre and many more, is the mirror. I love my face, just as much as you do, too. I mean, why would I want it pimple and oil free if I didn't love it? Oh, don't you just love these perfectly cut facial features? These sparkly tantalizing eyes? These shiny white teeth? This soft and luscious lips? This smooth and silky hair? This fair and milky skin? Oh wait. I'm not trying to seduce you or something. Sorry 'bout that. But seriously, I am perfection and I'm made up of awesomeness. Oh wait. I am awesomeness. Ha! Look… I know it's not impossible for any of you to have this special gift of awesomeness. And so, if ever you have it, message me! We'll be good friends, no doubt about it. I mean, nothing is better than two awesome beings, getting along, right? Oh well, I think I've said a little too much of myself. If you think it's not enough, just say so, okay? I'll be posting my haikus and other things… You better read them. Even though you might fall in an unrequited love. Oh well. Till next time. This is the awesome blog of the forever awesome me, so don't forget to keep track of my awesomeness, alright?
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