AN: I know I said I wasn't going to upload for a while, but I'm bored because fallout 4 was a sad, sad mistake and fanfiction is really getting shit lately.

Chapter: 3

I sat in the Hokages office looking around the room ignoring the Hokages eyes boring into me. There were three people in the room with Sarutobi, Tsunade and Shizune. The Hokage was staring at me while Tsunade was holding in tears standing next to the Hokages desk while Shizune soothingly rubbed her back.

After finally getting bored of looking around the room and getting angry at everyone staring at me I decided to get this show on the road and said in a calm and peaceful manner.

"The fuck are you looking at cum jockey?!" I said getting a shocked look from the Hokage and an angry look from Tsunade.

"Don't swear at the Hokage Zero!" Tsunade yelled shaking her fist at me a tick mark on her forehead.

The Hokage held up a hand to Tsunade and said "Don't worry about it Tsunade I'm sure he's just agitated and confused its fine. Anyway I'm sure your wondering why you're here correct." I nodded and he continued. "You're here because after your little… episode with those bandits, Tsunade decided it was best to come back to Konoha to have a mental check up to make sure there was no mental scaring from such a traumatic experience. For your own safety of course." As he said that I snorted gaining a raised eyebrow and a look that said to explain.

"You really think I'll buy that bullshit, I know you all think I'm crazy and I don't give a fuck so stop spouting bullshit and tell me what you want." I said making the Hokage narrows his eyes before he spoke again.

"Hmm, okay your mother has decided to stay here and take over the hospital, she has also decided to enrol you into the academy." As the words left his mouth I felt my rage rising and then I exploded.

"What the fuck! The academy, are you fucking serious? I'm a jonin level ninja I aint going to a fucking school with useless brats!" I screamed at the Hokage getting a glare in return.

"You are not going to the academy to get ninja training, you are going to the academy to learn to act like a normal human being." The Hokage said.

"Fuck that I still aint going to that shitty academy." The Hokage looked at me and said "Oh really?"

I glared at him and said "Yeah really."

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I looked at the academy in front of me that was slowly being filled with kids and said oh so eloquently…

"FUCK!"

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I sat in the class seething in anger at the Hokage, the asshole actually threatened to seal my chakra and make me live a civilian life because I was 'Too unstable' to handle my power without proper emotional control. Dickhead.

"Excuse me is this seat taken?" A soft voice said from beside me, breaking me from my enraged thoughts. As I turned to look beside me, I became enraged once again.

"What. The. Fuck" I said while looking at the abomination in front of me with my Sharingan active. To anyone else it would have been a normal looking boy with blond hair, blue eyes and whisker marks on his face. But with my eyes I can see underneath the normal exterior to see the horrific thing below… a little girl. Not just any little girl a gender bent Naruto.

"How?" I whispered shocked to my core, how could this happen I choose a normal world I did not add any shit like this, unless… THAT ASSHOLE! That guy in the reincarnation office must have fucked with something, god dammit.

"Umm what?" The female Naruto in front said looking at me in confusion.

"What, oh yeah fuck off." I said remembering that she wanted to sit next to me. Her face fell and I could see her start to tear up in pain and it made me feel good inside. She sniffled and walked away to the back of the room as I turned back to look at the front to see another girl under a genjutsu glaring at me. God dammit.

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Sasuke glared at the boy in front of her, not because he swore or made that little boy cry, in fact if it was up to her the kid would not even be here, civilians in her eyes are useless and should not even be allowed into the academy. But no, the reason she was glaring was that he had the Sharingan, her families' bloodline, her dead families' bloodline. She walked up to confront him on why he had the sharingan.

"Fuck off." Well that didn't go how she thought it would, snapping out of her shock she pushed on to find out what she wanted.

"How do you have the Sharingan?" She asked in a bitting tone.

He looked her in the eye with a bored expression and said "Fuck off."

Sasuke Grit her teeth in anger at the rude dismissal and took a few calming breaths and tried on last time.

" . . ." She breathed out at him, waiting for a response from him, a response that she better like because she is really close to hitting him.

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I could see the anger blooming on her face and decided to piss her off more. She deserves it, gender bent freak.

"How about you mind your own business and go kill yourself dick-cheese." I relished the rage on her face and raised my arm to block the weak punch coming from my side, which was surprisingly not from the girl I was actively trying to piss off.

I looked to my side and saw a small six year old girl with pink hair surrounded by other little girls, all glaring at me. The girl, who I had now identified as Sakura said "Don't be mean to Sasuke-kun!"

I pulled my arm away from her fist and cleared out my ear with my pinkie, bitch could yell. I stood up in my chair and turned to face the horde of girls glaring at me, and kicked Sakura in the face sending her flying into the wall and scaring most of my classmates in the process.

Turning to the other people in the class I decided to make I dramatic and badass speech "Don't fucking annoy me or I'll rip out your eyes and shove them up ass so you can see from the inside as I pull out your intestines and strangle you to death with them!" I looked at them and continued by saying "Do you understand?" looking at their horrified little faces and not getting a response I yelled "AM I UNDERSTOOD!" getting a round of terrified nods I sat down and went back to ignoring the class including the gender bent Sasuke still glaring at me and the teacher who just came in and was checking on Sakura.

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Hiruzen watched Zero's first class through his crystal ball with a frown on his face, he was worried that he had made the wrong choice in sending a proven psychopath into a class with small children, but that would be admitting the will of fire was wrong and he couldn't do that, it was all he had left after all.