Total Village Island!
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Clora walked in front of the cameras.
"Hello and welcome to 'Total Village Island'! Last time one of our ninja, Gai, was voted off last night. So, Rokc Lee got depressed and started to cry like a baby. Who will win the fame and who will crumble in fear? Find out on... 'Total... Village... Island!" Clora said.
Dear Kage and Hokage I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind
Usually you asked me what I wanted to be
Now that I'm on TV it's easy to see
I wanna be famous
Sasuke and Neji will probably ruin the fun
Pack your bags we'll be voted off one by one
Once I have a kunai I'll kill anything in my way
I'll probably be part of the Akatsuki one day
I wanna be famous
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
A few days of arguing and fighting between Sakura and Hinata fighting over Naruto, Ino and Sakura fighting over Sasuke, and Rock Lee trying to get over Gai getting voted off. It was getting dark. Ino was waiting for him. After a couple of hours of Rock Lee crying, Ino pulled Lee off the dock and dragged him towards a warm campfire with both teams.
"It took him a while to get over it." Ino said as Rock Lee sat down.
"I have a idea, lets share things about ourselves!" Sakura said.
"About? What do you mean?" Kiba asked.
"You know... Your favorite color, favorite foods... How about our troublesome fears?" Shikamaru explained.
"Great idea, Shikamaru!" Temari said, hugging Shikamaru.
"Sasuke, you go first." Sakura said.
Everyone looked at Sasuke as he gulped.
"Thecolorpink." Sasuke said, quickly.
"Excuse me? Did you just say the color pink?!" Temari laughed.
Sasuke shuddered.
"Well, what's you're fear, Temari?" Sasuke asked.
"I have no fears." Temari said, laughing.
"That's not what your diary says." Kiba said, holding up a purple diary.
"Where did you get that?!" Temari shouted.
"It says on page 18 under where you say who you like, that your phobias are... seeing nude guys and being buried alive by a random host!" Shikamaru said.
"Well, that was after Shikamaru forced me to (censor) him and that other fear is because you will never know until the day comes." Temari said, shivering.
"That's not true, Temari. You asked me to." Shikamaru said.
"Anyways... Shikamaru, what is your fear?" Temari asked.
"Wearing the color pink in public." Shikamaru said.
In the stalls with the cameramen...
Tayuya sat on the stool as she looked at the camera.
"Well, the annoying fly, Rock Lee, kept on going on and on about his immortal fear is Neji stripping, Neji's fear is using the Byakugan-thing and looking at wrong things by accident, Choji's fear is to eat Kakashi's meals, Gaara's fear is seeing Neji stripping as well after changing it from nothing, Jiraiya's fear is seeing watching some dude strip, Kidomaru's fear is someone watching him pay with his rubber duck he named 'Mr. Squeak, Tenten's fear is to be away from Neji for ten seconds, Ino's fear is to be buried alive in a wooden coffin, Bill-Board Brow's fear is to be buried alive in a black coffin 20-50 feet below ground, Orochimaru's fear is hearing Kabuto talking about trading cards, Sakon's fear is wetting himself in public, Naruto's fear is going a day without ramen, Kiba's fear is having Akamaru taken away from him, Hinata's fear is telling Naruto that she loves him, and Tsunade admitted her fear is blood because Orochimaru made her think of thigns that made her think of blood!" Tayuya said.
Back by the fire...
"My worst fear is someone taking off my glasses and taking off my clothes when no-ones looking and then they see my hot body that I always hide." Shino said.
Everyone looked at Shino with stunned looks on their faces.
"My worst fear will have to be... reading a yaoi story between Gai and Rock Lee and then hearing them say 'Youth' over and over again." Tayuya said.
"I take mines back, that is SO much scarier than the color pink and wearing pink in public." Shikamaru and Sasuke said.
"And mines would be... Nothing, nothing at all." Kankuro said.
"Come on Kankuro, you're fear is to be covered by Shino's bugs!" Sasuke said, reading Kankuro's diary.
"Guys, do you realize that we're saying this in front of the hundreds of hidden cameras and the viewing world is watching this?" Kiba asked.
"Oh (censor)." Sasuke said, slapping his forehead.
The next day, everyone was eating breakfast. Clora walked in carrying a shovel and a walkie-talkie.
"Hello, ninja! Today, I have a challenge I will like to call: Ninjas Face Fears!! Kakashi, didn't you prepare Choji something?" Clora asked.
Kakashi gave Choji that looked like barf, trash, roaches, bugs, dead spiders, molded cheese, rotting apples, chicken and somethings that aren't edible. Choji ran and threw up after minutes of twitching and then tasting the chicken. Clora smiled.
"Temari, Ino, Sakura... come outside so we can bury some coffins." Clora said.
Temari, Ino, and Sakura spit out their water. A few minutes later, Temari, Ino, and Sakura were forced into coffins.
"Don't worry, there's enough air to last 3 hours and we'll dig you up." Shikamaru said, giving Temari a cell phone in just in case.
"Unless we decide to forget and not dig you up." Clora laughed.
"Hilarious, Clora." Temari said.
"Take a chill pill." Clora said, finishing digging up Sakura, Ino, and Temari as Shikamaru left.
"Ok... they have 8 minutes each. But things are not going to well with Jiraiya, Lee, and Gaara." Clora said.
Rock Lee, Jiraiya, and Gaara were tied to chairs as Neji began to strip. The boys that were tied to the chairs screamed in terror once Neji took off his underwear. Over where Clora and the others were. Sakon was asleep with his hand in the lake. Clora snuck up behind Sakon and said:
"Boo." Clora said in Sakon's ear.
Sakon wet himself.
"Ha! Sakon wet himself!" Kiba laughed.
Sakon woke up and freaked out as soon as Clora took Akamaru away from him.
"Face your fear, Kiba. Your team is winning, again." Clora said, taking off Shino's clothes, revealing his body.
Shino looked like he really didn't care. Temari, Sakura and Ino were on their 6th minute. Over where Neji was, Neji was done stripping and Gaara, Jiraiya, Shikamaru and Rock Lee all made it through, scoring the Wolves a total of 3 points. Shikamaru managed to break the rope and run over to Temari.
"It's ok, Temari. Just two more minutes." Shikamaru said.
"Ok... can you tell me a story? About something real funny?" Temari asked, her voice shaking.
"Um... one time, Naruto wet himself so hard that the whole Village laughed at him for entire month. He was called 'Wet-himself Naruto' during the entire month and he has never let it down ever since. Now you only have one minute." Shikamaru said, grabbing the shovel.
"Ok." Temari said, sounding more confident.
Clora snuck up behind Neji while he put on his shirt.
"Byakugan." Neji whispered, activating his Byakugan.
Neji freaked out when he saw Clora, but he got over it. Tenten was twitching because she was away from Neji for about... 8 minutes. but she kept her cool and hugged Neji.
"Now for the most EMBARRASSING moment of Kidomaru's life!" Clora said, pulling out a TV and putting in a video of Kidomaru playing with his rubber duck, Mr. Squeak.
Kidomaru kept his cool as he tried not to freak. Meanwhile, Shikamaru, Sasuke and Tayuya were forced to read a Gai/Rock Lee fiction and watch a video of Rock Lee and Gai saying 'The Power of Youth!' out loud. They freaked out and were mentally scarred after that. Naruto was rocking back and forth in a corner as he waited for the minute to come where he can eat ramen again because he could eat ramen for about 4 whole hours. He couldn't face the face the pressure, so he grabbed the bowl of ramen and then started eating. Temari broke open the coffin and dug Ino and Sakura up. Hinata walked up to Naruto.
"What?" Naruto asked.
"NARUTO, I LOVE YOU! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!" Hinata shouted.
"Oh, Hinata, I love you more than any ramen in the world." Naruto said, hugging Hinata.
Clora walked up to Tsunade and cut her arm with a kunai. Tsunade looked at Clora's cut, twitched, then fainted. Clora walked over to Orochimaru, who was trying so hard to keep his sanity when Kabuto started talking about trading cards. Kankuro got over his fear by swimming in Shino's bugs that Shino put into a tub.
"Our teams going to lose." Naruto said.
"Let's make this interesting. If he gets over his fear, your team gets 4 times the points!" Clora said.
Orochimaru kept his sanity.
"The winner of the challenge is official! The Lonely Wolves, meet me in the open grass plain when it gets dark." Clora said as The Sneaky Foxes cheered.
I hope you liked the chapter! PLEASE REVIEW AND CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT TO BE VOTED OFF FROM THE FOLLOWING:
Jiraiya
Sasuke
Choji
Gaara
Kidomaru
Tayuya
Tenten
Neji
Shino
Or... Kankuro.
PLEASE ONLY ONE VOTE PER REVIEW! Please review!