Ah yes another chapter just cuz I love all of your reviews!
Antisocial- im glad to hear that sadly if you had to hang out with me in public you'd be scared for your life
Peng- wait no longer!
Sachiru- I knew I spelled stuff wrong thanks for pointing that out so now I no longer look stupid spelling it all wrong
Darkindangerous- I know Ino was always a whore they just hint it in shows
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Sakura and Ino were dancing through the hallways and the living room yelling
"RAZORS PAIN YOU
RIVERS ARE DAMP
ACID STAINS YOU
AND DRUGS CAUSE CRAMP
GUNS ARENT LAWFUL
NOOSES GIVE
GASS SMELLS AWFUL
YOU MIGHT AS WELL LIVE!"
Itachi grabbed Sakura's shoulders and glared at her "Why are you yelling it's Two am in the morning."
Ino fell on her ass only to have Kisame grab her forearms to keep her in place.
Sakura smiled at itachi "Well you see when Ino and I were in a mental institution we and this other chick that was f'en crazy I mean DAYUM! Anyways we used to go around singing that and spinning in circles, but we never got into trouble cause Ino was sexing up the ther-rapist."
"You mean Therapist."
"Nope he was like eighty and Ino was like fifteen, that HAS to be some sort of rape."
Kisame looked at Ino weirdly "You were having sex with your therapist?"
Ino smiled "of course not I just gave him some nude pictures and we didn't have to take our meds."
Sakura nodded "They wanted us to take laxatives for Kami's sake!"
Sakura and Ino nodded together in agreement.
Kisame looked at both of them "And they let you guys out?"
Sakura gave him a stupid look "No way."
Itachi looked at Sakura "Then why are you here waking me up in the middle of the night?"
Ino scrunched up her noise to look like a constipated sour patch kid "Because me and Sakura flew out side like a bird and into the sun light we were free of those insane people!"
Sakura looked at Ino "Ino we didn't fly out we flew out, duh."
Ino nodded "Oh right opps forgot."
Kisame looked at Itachi "We really aren't going to let these to whack jobs alone together in the same room."
Itachi sighed "No you bring Ino to our room ill sleep with Sakura in their room."
Kisame nodded as Sakura purred like a kitten after Kisame and Ino left "I never knew you felt the same way Ita-kun."
Itachi sighed and dropped Sakura so she landed on her arse when she hit the floor "Owie big meanie!"
The rest of the night was peaceful for Kisame and Itachi only because they tied Ino and Sakura to the bed headboard and put an apple in their mouths, let me tell you it was the greatest sleep the two guys had in years.
In the morning Ino was eating cereal on the couch watching tv it was the volume was the whole way up and Sakura was trying to sleep.
Sakura walked out in the living room to see Kisame and Itachi sitting by her.
Sakura walked over to the tv and shut it off while walking away she heard Ino say "Asshole!"
"Fatso!" Sakura called back knowing that'll shut her up.
Sakura got some plain potato bread and sat beside Itachi on the couch.
Itachi looked at her "I thought you two were best friends."
"Of course we are but we are also each others biggest enemies, you know we're just trying to spread the love."
Itachi looked away that's why he never wanted to have friends too much trouble trying to keep them hating you.
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That's all for now im going back to watching music videos
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Sam