Blaire: I'm bored. Let's have some random dares!
Everyone: Joy…
Blaire: I dare…PAOLO!
Paolo: Oh no…
Blaire: I dare you to go 10 hours without sleep!
Paolo: Pfff I do that every day!
Blaire: O.O you do?
Paolo: Of course I do! How else do I come up with plans to kill Layton in time for the games?
Blaire: True…Layton! I dare you to keep your hat off for the entire chapter. OFF! Not balanced on your shoulder!
Layton: Oh come on! You just gave it back to me! * Takes hat off *
Blaire: Heh heh heh. Luke, I dare you to go the entire chapter without talking. No sounds either. Well…I'll let sounds pass.
Luke: * nods *
Blaire: Perfect! Flora, I dare you to die in anyway shape or form your annoying mind can think of.
Flora: Ok. Shoot me.
Blaire: With pleasure. (FINALLY!) * Shoots Flora with a machinegun * I love you gun! I shouldn't have wasted your precious ammo on Flora. I'm sorry!
Machinegun (Flora haters): I forgive you master. I enjoyed killing Flora!
Blaire: YAY!
Luke: * Cries he wasn't the one to shoot Flora *
Blaire: Now that Flora is dead, Babette! You still have a "scrumptious" meal for you.
Babette: OH YES OF COURSE! I ALMOST FORGOT!
Blaire: I'm glad you didn't.
Babette: * eats salad * GAK! * Dies *
Flora: The fat lady lives no more!
Blaire: I'm a genius! And for some reason, you're still alive! * shoots Flora again *
Layton: You could've just not written her lines if you hate her that much, my dear.
Blaire: I know that! But by killing her, it relieves everyone else from having to use her! Killing two birds with one stone, ya know?
Layton: Violence is not the answer, my dear.
Blaire: This is an exception! Descole, mask off! Now!
Descole: Is that a dare?
Blaire: No, it's a suggestion. OF COURSE IT'S A DARE!
Descole: * takes mask off to reveal…gasp a face! *
Everyone: * Gasp *
Descole: What?
Legal: You actually have a face!
Claire: I thought your mask was your face!
Bill Hawks: All we ever saw was your mouth!
Blaire: Hey! Look! It's the Prime Minister! * Brings out gun *
Bill Hawks: Uh Oh! * Flees *
Blaire: Dang! I missed! Um…lets see here. I got two more dares left.
Luke: COMPLETELY?
Blaire: NO! Now your dare will span into the next chapter!
Luke: *sobs *
Blaire: As I was going to say, last two dares FOR THE CHAPTER, will be fencing dares. Hershel, I dare you to fence Claire.
Layton: Pardon?
Blaire: Fence Claire.
Layton: Pardon?
Blaire: FENCE CLAIRE!
Layton: …Pardon?
Blaire: FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR SERIES! FENCE CLAIRE!
Layton: …
Blaire: Well?
Layton: …
Blaire: Hello? Earth to Hershel!
Layton: I…have to fight…Claire?
Blaire: Yeah?
Layton: I can't…she was my
Claire: C'MON HERSHEL! FIGHT ME! * Lunges at Layton *
Layton: WHOA! * Begins defending *
Claire: FIGHT ME! SHOW SOME ENERGY!
Layton: Claire? What is wrong with you? Wah!
Claire: HYAH!
Layton: AH! Blaire! What have you done to her?
Blaire: Two words.
Layton: Yes? Ack!
Blaire: Sugar Pills.
Layton: No wonder. * Sleeve gets cut * AH! Help!
Blaire: NU! This is too funny! XD
Layton: BLAIRE! NO WII UNTIL YOU STOP HER!
Blaire: So what?
Layton: I will forbid you from buying Specter's Fute and Mask of Mi-
Blaire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T SAY IT! CLAIRE! YOU WIN!
Claire: Yeah! SUCK IT!
Everyone: O.o
Layton: Phew! Thank you!
Blaire: AHEM!
Layton: Yes, you may buy my game when it comes out in english.
Blaire: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
Layton: ...Mood swing?
Blaire: Yup!
Layton: I see...
Blaire: Last one. Remi. I dare you to fence…
Remi: Mm?
Blaire: Me.
Remi: WHAT?
Blaire: * pulls out sword * Yah heard me! * Lunges at Remi * Hyah!
Remi: AH!
Luke: Um…we're going to end things off here so, next time on Professor Layton and the Okamidened Truth or Dare, we'll see what is next up Blaire's sleeve. (Hurray for a chuggaaconroy ending! If you don't know who he is then you have problems. JK!)
