Hi! Two chapters in one day, heck yeah! Oh, and like I said, no chapters once swimming season starts. I'll try to upload as many as I can until then.

I sighed. "Not much of a challenge. More like a warm up. So I guess I should get serious." I focused chakra in my palm, letting it gain power until it surrounded my left hand in a green glow. I gently touched all of Prodigy's limbs, torso, and forehead. Afterwords, I allowed the green glow to turn blue, making slicing motions across both of his legs. Prodigy cried out the most pitiful wail I've ever heard, made me flinch a little.

"S-s-top.. I-I didn't mean t-t-to cause you... harm.." Prodigy tried his best to talk, but apparently it didn't work out so well.

"Just shut up; you're wasting your breath. In a matter of two weeks, you'll be dead. Along with your petty little leader." Red chakra now enclosed my hand, as I gently moved aside the hair that covered Prodigy's face. He tried his best to stay awake, but soon he was out cold. With another kunai at hand, I stabbed his left upper thigh. No reaction. Good.. Nothing.

"What did she..?" Some one whispered.

"I stopped his chakra dead in is tracks, tore all ligaments in both of his legs, knocked him unconscious, beat the shit outta him, and led him into death. Unless you have a very skilled medical ninja, don't bother trying to save them." I clenched the back of my neck, the source of the pain I've been trying to conceal. I walked towards the door and left. I glided to the room I was assigned, meeting Sasori on the way.

"Hello, It!" I squealed.

"Fuck off, bitch."

"Thanks for the compliment! Have a nice day!" I replied, pissing off Sasori even more. He glanced back, suspecting I was planning something, which I was. In our room, I stuck a paper bomb on the wall ands let it blow. "Hey, it isn't underground!" I ran out at top speed heading somewhere, anywhere, just not here.

A few hours later:

"Okay, who the hell blew a hole in the friggin' wall?!" That was Sasori; thinking, no, knowing that it was me. By him screaming so loud, it attracted the attention of the entire Akatsuki.

"Oh boy.. That gonna cost her a lot of money! Bitch! I ain't paying." Kakuzu said while rubbing his head(hey, that rhymes!) in frustration.

"What the.. " Pein started. "Ugh.. Didn't think she was gonna be this much trouble. Hidan, Deidara, Kisame and.." Pein stopped noticing that Itachi wasn't there. "Where's Itachi?" Everyone looked around, acting like they didn't know either.

"Um.. Sleeping sir, un." Deidara called out.

"What is he doing sleeping?! Just you three then, Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame. Bring her back at all costs. No exceptions."

Meanwhile:

"Ha! Those bastards will never find me... Let alone notice. Now to find-" I collided with a tree, at least, I thought it was a tree.

"Don't kill me! I didn't do a thing!"

"Whut.. Oh yeah... I'm that one girl.." Whoever this girl was, she was white with fear! Her right arm was out in defense and her legs were huddled close to her. "What's your name, if you don't mind me asking." She had brown hair and blue eyes with thins lips. Plus she had a Sunagakure headband around her waist. She looked young, really young. Like, thirteen or twelve even.

"Why? So you can hunt me down in Suna?! Well, that ain't happening, ever! That place is in my past and will stay there!"

"Who said that? All I asked was your name. And yet, wait, we're near Suna?"

"You bet! What, you don't recongnize the terrain? Yeah, keep heading the way you were, and you'd be in the middle of the desert."

"No, I've never been this way. Besides, we're engulfed in forest. Thought we'd be somewhere around Konoha. Stop changing the subject! What's. Your. Name." I commanded rather than asked because of my irritation.

"Sh, un! I hear voices, un." I was startled to hear Deidara's voice early on. I grabbed Whatshername and set of for a dead run.

"Dammit Deidara, she heard you! At least we know what direction they're going in."

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"Ugh. How do we get to Otagakure from here?" I asked.

"Just follow me. Why?"

"My home is that way. How long do you think it's-" Some nailed me in the back before I could finish.

"Tch. Your guard should be up, little insignificant brat." POOF! Kage bushin time! "A bushin. Something that Itachi would do. Sad, the two of of you are so alike."

"Don't compare me to him! Don't you dare!" Kisame dropped down as a flew at him from behind. I ended up cartwheeling a few times in mid air, then landed on my feet.

"Don't try bushins with me. I can tell the difference."

"Hey, at least I tried." The mouth of the kage bushin in front of Kisame didn't move.

"Let me go, Hidan! I didn't do I thing to ya!"

"This the real her?" Hidan asked. Gillz nodded. BOOM! The two kage bushins, the one Hidan held, and the one in front of Kisame blew into a cloud of nothing from the mini earthquake. I, the real me, back flipped onto the scene. A good chunk of the land was taken out by Deidara's bomb.

"Hup.. hup.. hmph. YOU BASTARD!! YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!! Oh, hi you guys. What's her name, the girl? We gotta run. Places to go, people to see. Bye!" I said hastily without breath. We ran for a while, how long I don't know.

"Where are we going specifically?" Whatsername asked. I stopped, thought for a moment, then shrugged and continued running. After a few seconds, I stopped again and sat down, deep in thought. "Don't look now," she continued, "but here come the three people we happen to be running from."

"Hm? What'd you say?" Literally, five seconds later: "Ow! Who tell hell..? Hey leave her alone!" Hidan and Deidara were cornering Whatshername. Kisame was trying to pick a fight with me. I couldn't help her sadly, because of Gillz. I lost focus for a second, and into the ground I went. I was still concious, but just barely. Instead of writhing on the ground in pain and given up on her, and my efforts, I found my way up and started a pathetic attempt at running towards Whatshername.

"Get the hell away from her!" I screamed while punching and kicking my way through. My eyes were onyx with rage and I felt a knew power surge through me.

"Don't do running again, un." Deidara didn't seem pleased.

"Trust me, I won't." I said, and let three smoke bombs fly. As the purple cloud cleared, I was nowhere to be seen.

"Goddammit.." Hidan mumbled. "Let span out. I'll go that way," Hidan pointed west. "and you choose where you go." Hidan said, and headed in the direction.

(somewhere, sometime)

"Urk..! Ow..."

So. Itachi does die. Hm. I was right! Not in this chapter, but soon. Very soon. Well, not soon. Maybe within the next year. Yeah, this a long series. Everyone mentioned besides Brianna and Whatshername is copy righted by Masashi Kishimoto. So, yeah this is chpater four! Now we're moving some where!