DUMBLEDORE! (still - because fuck you that's why)

Chapter Two – Hagrid's Buttcrack

"Spindel's Spiders," Professor Dumbledore whispered and a giant gargoyle leaped aside to reveal the archway that led to his office. Then they stepped onto a circular staircase that began to move upwards on its own. Olivia stumbled a little and grabbed Jamie's shirt, who somehow managed to keep them from falling.

"Be cool!" Jamie shout whispered to Olivia.

"Oh, it's just like a muggle escalator!" exclaimed Olivia.

"No, no," Jamie said, "It's a BAMF escalator."

"You two know of the term muggle? Are you witches?" Dumbledore asked.

"Oh, n-" Jamie began but was interrupted by a sharp elbow to her stomach.

"Yes, yes we are," Olivia said.

"Excellent, where are your wands?" Dumbledore questioned.

"About that," Olivia began "You see, what had happened was we lost them when we fell on Snape's desk."

"Oh, don't worry then. We'll have them replaced before the start of the new term."

"Oli…" Jamie whispered.

"Don't worry, what's the worst that can happen?" she whispered back, "And when does the new term begin?" she asked Dumbledore.

"About a month, you can probably stay with another wizarding family while you wait."

They walked over to the sitting area and Dumbledore looked at them and said, "So could you please elaborate on how you came to be here?"

"I don't even know how to begin to explain." Jamie said.

"Oh, I watch Doctor Who, I've got this!" Olivia began, "My theory is that we come from a parallel universe where this school and everyone in it in this particular time frame are portrayed in the from of children's books. So in our world, you're just a story and a couple years ago they were made into movies which is why when I woke up I asked you if you were Richard Harris who is the actor that plays you in the first movie."

"So, you're not witches?" Dumbledore replied.

"I can't even do card tricks." Jamie confirmed.

"Alright, so we'll test you for magical abilities. I'll call up a close friend of mine and ask if you can stay with him and his family until classes begin. How old are you?"

"We're 13," Olivia answered.

"Oh, excellent!" Dumbledore exclaimed, "He has two sons your age."

Olivia and Jamie looked at each other with faces of pure joy and excitement when they realized they would be staying with their favorite wizarding family, the Weasley's.