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"Oh, Kurama and Mirko are at it again."

The citizens of the city of Tokyo were greeted once more to the sight of Mirko giving a heated chase after the rising star of villains Kurama. A few teenagers had taken to start wearing orange hoodies because of how cool the new villain was, and some clothing items were becoming really popular because of it.

"You can catch him Mirko!"

"She's got nothing on you Kurama, show her that you are just way to slippery!"

Naruto grinned as he back flipped over a crowd of people, and Mirko landed in front of him. She spun in the air and kicked at him, spinning around and throwing a punch at him the second he kick missed. Naruto had updated his villain costume, instead of wearing a medical mask like usual, he had actually bought a black mask to cover the lower half of his face and neck. Since it was the dead middle of the winter, this was not only to make him look cooler, but to also keep him warmer through the cold months.

Mirko was really on fire with her combos.

She threw her power around, and her speed was nothing to scoff at either. Naruto's agility though wasn't something that was easy to handle, even for the hero who dealt with him more than any other hero. His agility wasn't a threat, were it not for the fact that he was so unpredictable, not having the usual thought process of a villain.

Mirko was grinning.

"You're heading down to jail with me punk." Mirko put her hands on the ground, and did the splits, spinning around and throwing a dozen fast kicks his direction. Naruto leaned backwards, and she fired off a downward kick, so he flipped as she shattered concrete. She was wearing replacements for all of the costume parts that he had stolen, and he had stolen multiple copies of things from her, but never the leotard. He had never escaped her in a place where he could steal that without leaving her naked in public.

Naruto's grin was more easily visible through his current mask.

"Ah Bun-Bun, I really do love it when you're feisty." Naruto leaned forward as she corrected her posture, and tapped his finger against the tip of her nose. With her teeth, she made to bite him, but he jerked his hand back. "Now that was just rude, here I am-" Naruto side stepped a punch aimed at his face, and spun around and swung her leg after. Ducking her kick, he reached up and grabbed her leg, her power throwing him into the air. "-just loving that cute widdle button nose you have, and you attack me." Naruto grabbed onto the traffic signal, spun around, and balanced on top of it.

Mirko blushed in anger, covering her nose with her hand even as she jumped towards Naruto again, landing on the traffic signal with him. She was agile too, and she was able to continue fighting even on the cramped space.

"Hey punk, what the hell are you even doing as a villain, if you're so skilled, why the hell aren't you applying for a hero school? Instead of causing all this trouble." Mirko uncovered her nose and started to throw some punches, her arms weren't even close to as strong as her legs, but she had enough strength in her muscle to hurt a grown man with ease.

Naruto dodged by slipping so that he was standing upside down, defying gravity as he looked upwards at Mirko. She jumped off the side and used her hands to hang onto the traffic signal, before she started to throw kicks at him as she hung. He dodged as if he were standing the right way up.

"I think the real question, is why are you still single... men too afraid of being choked out by your thighs? Let me tell you, that isn't the worst way to go." Naruto avoided the question completely as he teased her some more.

Mirko watched him drop and land in the back of a moving truck, so she swung around and soared through the air, landing in the bed of the truck after him.

"No, seriously, if you were a serious villain, I'm pretty sure a ton of heroes would be dead... you would be a real threat to heroes if you weren't so... weird for a villain." Mirko couldn't understand why anyone would waste such skill on something like... collecting hero trophies like this. She would say theft, but he never actually completed his thefts, he returned the item he stole every time, because they were never his objective. "The other heroes just think you're some punk, or an annoying kid, but on your debut as a villain, you took me down... you've never thrown a single punch at a single hero, or threatened even a single civilian." Mirko had never seen this villain attack even a single person, even when they were attacking him.

He only ever evaded them until he was able to take them down in a rather non-violent way.

Even now, he jumped off the truck when she aimed a high kick at his chin. He rolled across the street and onto the side walk, and she was quick to follow him, and try to slam her foot into his chest.

What?

His non-violence aside, she still wanted to hurt him for escaping her so many times.

"I've never really been in a fight, and it doesn't sound like fun to hurt people." Naruto did answer that at least as rolled from his back to his feet. It was getting a lot harder to escape Mirko, she was getting used to the way he evaded her. Usually, he would have already given her a kiss and knocked her out. Mirko, since she was the first person that he escaped from, was something of a special hero. He liked to finish her off the same way each time, an almost chaste kiss to the lips.

She was grinning when she realized the same thing as him.

"Having a hard time."

"Of course I'm going to be hard, you keep showing off those thighs and ass all the time." Naruto made a joke of her statement. He didn't want to show any of the other abilities of his Quirk relating to his toad nature. The more he revealed about his Quirk, the easier it would be for them to try and find him because of the Quirk registry.

"It's Kurama and Mirko... IN PERSON!"
"Gonna be late for work, yeah, a hero and villain are going at it."

It was hard for people not to notice them as Naruto made a show of weaving his way through her attacks. Naruto felt the heat pads under his clothes start to lose the heat they were giving him, and he had to grin.

"Aaaaaaah!"

"Shit." Mirko whispered when she saw a scream, and saw a flipped car was rolling across the street towards a group of people crossing the road. She abandoned her prey, and rushed towards the truck. The truck was spinning and flipping out of control, showing that somebody had decided to ignore the speed limit under the icy road conditions. She braced herself, and stared down the truck as it slammed into her. She dug her feet into the street, and was pushed back, slowing down the truck with her body before it could hit the crowd of people that were behind her.

The crowd behind her was safe.

The driver wasn't though, he had been sent flying out of the front window when she had used her body as a shield. Her feet dug firmly into the street, and her body stuck in the metal truck and slightly injured, she would be unable to stop the man from flying into incoming traffic.

The driver wasn't hit by a car though.

Naruto, without even thinking about it, jumped towards the man and grabbed him by the back of his shirt, throwing him out of the way of the truck. He was not going to be injured, Naruto had thrown him a clear 20 feet away, so he was going to be hurt, but he wasn't as hurt as Naruto was going to be. Hit by a the truck that nearly killed the man, Naruto knocked into the air behind the truck, before he was run over by a second car that rolled over him. Cars came skidding to a halt moments later.

...

"... Shit..." Mirko whispered when she saw her target was unmoving on the ground, her eyes starting to widen as traffic came to a screeching halt. She dug herself out of the street, her forearms bruised and possibly broken from taking the brunt of the force of the truck. She ran towards the villain's body and saw him laying face down on the other, turning him over, she saw his eyes were closed. "... He..."

Naruto's eyes shot open and he leaned up, lowering his mask when his face was too close for her to see it clearly, and he planted a kiss on her lips. Pulling his mask up before she could see it, the poison took effect and she collapsed on the ground next to him.

Naruto looked down at Mirko now that she could barely move, and he tapped the tip of her nose.

"Just kidding, and I'll be taking this... and giving this back to you." Naruto stood up and tossed her a new phone that he stole, after he took her fuzzy neck warmer again. Standing up and winking down at her, Naruto jumped up to the top of the nearest building as more heroes started to arrive.

"You punk! I'll get you!"

-Several Minutes Later-

"Oh my god, this hurts so much... fuck... shit... damn, this was the closest chase yet... but damn wasn't it fun." Naruto grinned as he looked at the bruises that were forming on his chest and back, where he had gotten hit by a truck, and run over by a car. His body had moved on it's own, and this was the price he had to pay for his act of heroism. "... maybe next time I'll go see how much luck goes with Eraser Head or Midnight, I haven't taken anything from them... uuuh..." Naruto groaned in pain.

Forcing himself to stand up, Naruto started to walk normally, out of costume, in the direction of the orphanage. Right now, the caretakers were on duty so they were watching the kids, but it was approaching 6, and the kids needed somebody to help them with their homework, and make them a snack before they went to bed.

He was going to be hurting tomorrow.

Chapter End!
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