A/N: Wow. And yes, a couple of the lines are direct quotes from the song. Oh, and I kind of cheated with this one…I played the song twice.

Disclaimer: I don't own Wicked or Sweeney Todd.

"What are we going to do about the body up there?" Nessa looked up to where Boq's barber shop was.

"Later on, when it's dark, we'll take him out of the trunk and bury him," Boq responded, looking up from his drink to look at Nessa.

"But that seems like such a…well, waste." Nessa bit her lip. I can't believe I'm about to suggest this. "I mean…with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it…if you get it."

Boq looked at her. He still didn't get it. Nessa sighed. You can say "nevermind" and keep morality. But she couldn't.

"Well, Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop just like I do, and her business is thriving by just using cats, but we have the option of…" she trailed off. Boq's facial expression went from blank to something extreme, but Nessa couldn't quite place it.

"Nessa, what a charming notion, eminently practical and yet appropriate as always…how I lived without you all these years I'll never know!" Boq was beaming.

Nessa smiled. "Well, it does seem a waste."

A/N: Does anyone else feel that Mrs. Mooney is one of the most evil characters from Sweeney Todd? Amythista and I both agree on this.