TV Tropes Fanfic Recommendation Page: Kickpuncher
. . .Because the remaining ten percent is to die for.
Kickpuncher is an old fandom, but it's held on strong for the past thirty years (somehow). These may not be all the old classics (some of those are still hidden away in zines), but they are the best the internet has to offer.
Authors
life_in_technicolor: He primarily writes Punchkicker/Kickpuncher, and although he doesn't write much (for this fandom anyway) what he does write is excellent. He's more well known for his multimedia stuff, preferring to make fanvids and create fanart (hosted atemotionallyunavailableunicorn on tumblr). His meta is also to die for. Overall, he's a great introduction to what this fandom is all about.
princess_annie : princess_annie is a very versatile writer. She has written for pretty much every character and pairing you can think of. She is particularly notable for her Can't Hide Forever 'verse which features a genderswapped Punchkicker and Kickpuncher fighting it out and falling in love. Highly recommended.
yellowloner : yellowloner writes het, slash, and gen in the fandom. She primarily writes crossovers and AU's. Her most popular work is her Harry Potter Crossover, Frayed Wires but her other work is worth a look as well.
Gen Works
the one where they're all cupcakes by deandong: Exactly what it says on the tin. Hilarious, hilarious crack.
You Said My Life was Real (But That's What a Liar Would Say) by winging_it: All his life, Kickpuncher has been told that it's his job to protect humanity. But there are sparks and scenes at the edge of his vision sometimes that tell him that this isn't the whole story. Fascinating psychological thriller that will keep you on the tip of your toes and leave you thinking for days afterward. A must read.
Supersoldier 2.0: by raspthhberry: Marvel Captain America/Kickpuncher crossover. During WWII, Captain America isn't the only supersoldier tasked to fight Nazis. Impressive historical research as well as a detailed knowledge of both canons really brings this one to life.
It's All Bionic in the Future Anyhow: by constable_kakowski: Inspector Spacetime/Kickpuncher crossover: Kickpuncher becomes a constable. A lot of fun to read.
8 Bit Kickpuncher by 8bitHilda: Comic series where Kickpuncher is reimagined as an 8 bit video game. Brilliant and meta.
Bakery AU by brownieluvr17: Bakery AU! Very cute art.
Frayed Wires by yellowloner: Harry Potter crossover: Kickpuncher is tasked to help the Order of the Phoenix fight Voldemort, but he runs into a little trouble when he realizes his cyberpunches don't work in the presence of magic. Funny, heartwarming, and a little bit sad, this is a Harry Potter crossover you definitely don't want to miss.
I Know Exactly Why I Walk and Talk Like a Machine by oneeyedcat: The first time Judith stepped into her new skin, it bit into the flesh in the crevices behind her knees and elbows and caught and pulled at her hair. But she had shaped the steel with her own hands and plated the chrome with care, so although it felt unnatural on her living skin, it was the first time she felt her body was her own. Really interesting take on what happens between when Judith is injured in Kickpuncher 2 and when she returns again as mega-Judith in Kickpuncher Detroit. The imagery is great and the social commentary is really good too.
Shipping Works
i have seen your face and it is mine by life_in_technicolor: When Punchkicker was young he wanted to save the world so they would stop making the faces that told him that they didn't understand. But the world doesn't work that way, life doesn't go that way, and Punchkicker isn't a little kid anymore. Really great fic that examines Punchkicker's motivations in an unorthodox way. The ship here (Punchkicker/Kickpuncher) isn't requited, which is unusual too and lends an uneasy, ethereal tone to the fic that really makes it work. A fandom classic and a must read.
Did You Make it to the Milky Way? by t_bone: Cyberland AU: In a world where all of the rich are cyborgs, the poor must fight to keep their place in the world. Punchkicker and Kickpuncher, two former human gang members on the run, want to do the near impossible: find a way off of the streets and into the world of the cyborgs. Punchkicker and Kickpuncher are heavily defined by their cyborg powers, so taking them away is a huge step away from canon, but the way t_bone writes it makes you feel like it could have happened this way all along. The dynamic is believable, the fall of Punchkicker,while inevitable, is still sad, and the sex is smoking hot. This is a must read for anyone in the fandom.
Now has a sequel in progress: My Heart is Not Made of Steel
The "Can't Hide Forever" 'verse , which includes catch me if you can, so I ran to the rock, and time bomb (which is still a work in progress) by princess_annie: Genderswapped AU: Kickpuncher's not a stranger to falling for firecracker women, but she's used to sparklers and poppers, shallow dainty things with fiery tempers that leave her life as quickly as they come. Punchkicker seems to be artillery fire, all steel and cold cruel heart, but something about her makes Kickpuncher look back every time; she sees an M-80 where she should see guns, but maybe she's just looking for things that aren't really there. Excellent, EXCELLENT genderswap of the Kickpuncher canon. princess_annie is a master at both subverting the narrative in just the right spots and then swooping you back up into more familiar nods at canon. The fights are exciting, the story is incredible, and the love story is not only believable and hot but has the feel of a tragic epic. What are you still doing here? Go read it now!
Thursday, November 22
Inbox Other (43)
Jeff Winger
Jeff Winger
Wow. Are we the only people online right now? That's weird.
Also, hi.
Britta Perry
no its not its thanksgiving. other people have families.
its awful. no one on tumblr has updated in an hour except to post pictures of food and talk about how much fun theyre having.
hi back :)
Jeff Winger
I agree, it's pretty gross.
You know, I don't normally advocate causing chaos online, but I'm pretty bored.
And you're pretty bored.
And I'm betting you've been drinking.
Britta Perry
vodka: because eating tofurkey alone with your cats is just sad
id put money on you having drunk an equal amount. how much effort is it taking you to type right now?
ooh the im pretty bored youre pretty bored seduction technique, im used to that one with you. youre smart, you know i can never resist that.
Jeff Winger
Some effort, but not too much to have a little fun.
I have a plan.
Kickpuncher Anon Meme (kickpuncheranon) wrote:
# 30: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT MADE A B MOVIE GOOD IF IT BIT YOU ON THE ASS
You know what to do, nonnies. And, if not, a short list of rules:
1. No threats of violence. One comment will get yours deleted, multiple will cause me to turn IP logging on and both you and I don't want that so be nice.
2. No fic prompting unless someone gets an idea by accident. We have a lovely and very active kink meme run by a very hard working mod so send your prompts over there!
3. No de-anon posting. I will delete your comment. If you want to post non-anon go post over on the actual comm.
Happy meme-ing everyone!
anon
Dead meme alert!
anon
keep your head on, its thanksgiving. people do have places to be, you know.
if you want to talk so bad, figure out something to talk about
anon
I just want to complain.
anon
I've got something to talk about: what's up between oneeyedcat and winging_it lately? They seem to be flirting pretty hard. Forget techbone, oneeyedwing is my new OTP.
anon
OH ME TOO. its just like 'fuck already and be done with it your sexual tension is driving me insane.'
anon
What? LL?
anon
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and all the comments here
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anon
. . .ok anon, whatever you say. . .
anon
i third that! id read fic of it even.
they argue so much i bet that sex would be so angry and passionate and hot
and cracktastic, naturally
anon
OP: Me too! Wanna round robin?
anon
more than anything
anon
Fic: Super Hot Argument Sex
By anon and anon
winging_it and oneeyedcat at first really didn't like each other. winging_it thought that oneeyedcat was a pain in the comm's ass. But secretly although he hated her he also really got off on the way she yelled about saving the whales on posts that had nothing to do with whales or their extinction. Every evening as he secretly modded the com while pretending to not be a mod he also had one hand down his pants, stroking his cock every time she said something inflammatory for no reason. She said so many argumentative things so often that he would get hard and get off many, many times a night.
anon
oneeyedcat also had a problem with getting off on winging_its mod skills. she hated that he cracked down on her so often but thought his ability to control a room was super hot. she started causing scenes on the comm just so she could watch him calm it down. while he did so she would stroke her clit and moan in ecstasy. what she wouldnt give to have him talk like that to her in bed.
anon
One day winging_it got a message from oneeyedcat telling him that she had figured out his identity because they knew and liked each other in RL. The next time they saw each other in public it was awkward for a short while, but then once they got a moment of privacy they were all over each other like animals.
They were in kind of a public place like a closet or something but no one could really seethem so they didn't care. winging_it pushed oneeyedcat up against the wall and started kissing her feverishly.
He pulled away after a short while and said,
"I want you to rage against Kickpuncher 3 while I eat you out."
anon
winging_it kneeled down to the ground, pulled her pants and underwear down to around her ankles, and began eating out her pussy. She tried to keep her voice from shaking as she whisper-yelled
"I DONT APPROVE OF THE WAY KICKPUNCHER 3 TREATS WOMEN. MEGA- JUDITH SHOULD HAVE WON THE FIGHT BETWEEN HER AND KICKPUNCHER AND THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE FEMALE DRUG LORD TERRORISTS. ALSOTHERE WERE NO MAIN CHARACTERS OF COLOR IN KICKPUNCHER 3 WHICH IS SIMPLY RIDICULOUS ."
she pulled his head away from her pussy because she felt it tightening up and she didnt want to cum yet, not while he wasnt using his magic mod powers.
"i want you to fuck me right now and talk to me like you talk to people on the comm when theyre freaking out."
anon
winging_it pulled down his pants and underwear and stepped out of them. He then pinned oneeyedcat's wrists against the wall with
one hand and put his other hand on her ass to get leverage so he could put his cock inside of her. When he slid it in, they both gasped. She was wetter and tighter than he had imagined.
"You're causing wank," he said as he thrusted, "you're going to end up on Fandom Wank again. And I'm not a mod because that wouldn't be cool. You're going to go to the apology thread and apologize and then I'm going to buy hair products. Go apologize right now!"
With that she came violently.
anon
as oneeyedcat came, she shouted "Never!" and winging_it came also. for a minute they just panted for breath but eventually oneeyedcat said, "That was the best sex I've ever had."
anon
winging_it said "Me too," and they both laughed.
"Wanna go again?" he asked? She nodded and so they did.
FIN
anon
jesus god what the fuck did i just read
anon
I'M WITH ANON ON THIS ONE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. DUDE WHO WROTE THAT SRSLY THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM THING EVER.
anon
Are you dense? Clearly oneeyedcat and winging_it wrote that.
They were probably bored. Super gross, guys.
anon
I second anon on this one. That seemed oddly random and scripted. It's totally them. Even the typing styles they use on the comm are the same.
I second bored and also chime in 'probably drunk' and also if you guys are reading this I agree with everyone that this was not cool.
kickpuncheranon
Seriously guys? Your mod was only gone for Thanksgiving for a day and so you randomly write porn of yourselves on here?
I'm not deleting it because TECHNICALLY it's within the rules and it's not hurting anyone, but next time just get a room.
Friday, November 23
Inbox Other (43)
Jeff Winger
Britta Perry
oh god
my head
checked the comm
what did we DO
this is bad
Jeff Winger
. . .No one technically knows it was us.
. . .Also you left your underwear here.
Again.
Britta Perry
so were not mentioning it or apologizing or saying anything at all right?
thats wrong though isnt it
Jeff Winger
If we don't mention anything no one ever has to know. They can think as much as they want but for all they know it could have been strangers who had. . .awkward internet sex on the anon meme.
The real sex was much better.
Britta Perry
some days i hate you
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