Written by ForeignHats93
Thanks, dude! This cracked me upppp x)
"I really hope no one finds out about this…" America said to England. They were secretly fapping. "What would they think? I mean this IS rather calorific. America bit his lip, while England continued to fap. He was really hoping the subject would drop. But it
did not. "What if Canada were to find out!" America shuddered, and sighed. he was no longer in the mood to fap anymore, and
stopped. This made England hum in disappointment. "Listen to me, America. No one is going to find out about this. No one." To put emphasis on
this reassurance, England hugged America. This made America feel awesome. Satisfied for the time being, America smiled and they
continued fapping and hugging. And just as they started up again, Canada heard them. He Banged on the door, and America and England stopped.
"What the maple is going on!" Canada said. He walked in, after struggling with the lock. "I-it's not what it looks like! We were
just… um…" Engalnd just had to think of a quick lie. Then Alakazam! An idea popped in his head. "We were just Washing dishes(ing(?), that's all.
Nothing more, nothing less. Hahaha…" Canada pondered this before saying, "You better have been, bitch. With that he left.
"Well that was close..haha.." England said nervously. "No shit!" America said smiling. If Canada found out that really we were-!" "AHA! I
KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU WERE FAPPING!" Canada busted through the door once more. "And you know what! I'm telling everyone!
Unless….Unless you eat 'those' pancakes with the syrup that Russia and I made together with little help from Prussia for a week! Hahahah!" America screeched and England screamed Obsinities! But Canada held
his ground. "Yes, you will! Or I'll tell everyone your little secret… hahaha!" America and England looked at eachother before sighing. This
is gonna be the longest week of my life… They thought together.
I'M AWESOME!
Still using the random exclamation at the end as the title. :3