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Chapter 4
A shocking discovery
Sasuke and Sakura got off the ferris wheel after what seems like seventy thousand revolutions. Sakura skipped off happily, while Sasuke looked utterly nauseated.
Kiba Inuzuka glanced at Hinata coming off the Ferris wheel. Akamaru was whining as if the dumb mutt had to use the bathroom. Kiba had to let the mutt go to the bathroom on a bush.
Sakura left Sasuke at the Roller Coaster to investigate an intriguing magazine rack. WHy the heck would people make comics about the ninjas of Konoha? She bought one and sat on a bench. Endless scenes of man-on-man sex covered the pages.
Ino walked by Sakura. She glanced at one of the more dirty SasuNaru sex scenes and ran to the bathroom, her face flushed a sickened green.
Sakura dropped the magazine in horror. She scurried backward away from the magazine. An idea struck her. Why not show the rest of her team? She grabbed the magazine and ran toward Naruto.
"Naruto! Look at what those perverts did to you!" She screamed. Naruto took the magazine and read it. He didn't even get to page 5 before he started getting nauseous.
"Sasuke should see this," Naruto remarked.
Sasuke staggered off the roller coaster, as if drunk. Sakura just sighed and said, "Naruto, I think he should regain his stomach before seeing this porn." He threw up in the trashcan before rejoining his companions.
"So how was the magazine rack?" Sasuke said. His gaze darted to the magazine in Sakura's hand. "May I see that?"
"No!" Sakura said, clutching the magazine to her chest. "Never!"
"Please, Sakura," he sighed. "I would like to see what's in it."
Sakura reluctantly handed the magazine over. Sasuke flipped through the magazine and closed it abruptly. He handed it back to Sakura.
Kakashi witnessed the entire scene. "Miss Haruno, what you have there is a Yaoi Doujinshi!" Sakura felt guilty, as if she obtained a forbidden item.
"Fangirls write disgusting stuff about us!" Naruto piped in.