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"Oy West! You're going to stay for the awesome party I'm throwing right?" The albino was once again digging through the fridge, making sure they had plenty of beer for the night. Gilbert shot his bother a fanged smile, the little bird on his head piyoing softly. "Seriously, lighten up bruder! You could even invite Feli along!" A sly smirk started to slide up on his features, ego ever growing. "Unless you're afraid I'm going to show him my AWESOME five meters." Prussia had no trouble teasing West about his relationship with the Italian. He also had no trouble womanizing and being a general nuisance. "I sent an invite to Francis' house! When he and everyone else show, it's REALLY going to be a party!" He cackled, softly petting the golden chick affectionately. Cause birds were awesome.
Ludwig rolled his eyes, glaring at his older brother. "I'm staying, Bruder. To make sure you don't tear the house apart, like last time." He replied stiffly, cleaning the kitchen counter. The blond was a bit OCD about things like cleaning. How he ever fell for the messy Italian boy was beyond anyone's understanding. Opposites attract...? The blond scowled. "You will not be showing Feli...Feliciano any part of your body. He's naive; don't even think about tricking him into anything." He said, protectively.
"That was ONE time, West! And besides, I didn't tear it COMPLETELY apart!" He cooed to the little bird, lounging on the couch, boots propped up on the air. "Loosen up little brother. You act like there's something up your ass. Oh wait...that'd be Feli, wouldn't it?" He laughed even harder at his own brash joke, cracking open a cold one. Getting up, he sauntered over and wrapped an arm around his littler (though taller) brother's shoulders. "Don't worry West. Tonight, I'm getting MY own girl. And she's going to be as awesome as I am! I'm through dealing with that crazy Hungarian chick..." He shook his head wincing. "Who the hell carries a FRYING PAN in their backpack?"
"Exactly. It's only going to happen once, because I'm staying here to make sure it doesn't." Ludwig replied stiffly, ignoring the comment about his boyfriend, although his ears turned pink.
"And obviously, Elizabeta carries a frying pan in her back pack. You have to admit, you deserved it." He continued, forcing himself not to smile at the memory. It had been hilarious, seeing his cocky brother get beat by a girl he had been hitting on only moments before. "Oh, really? What girl would that be?" He asked, wondering who his brother had in mind.
"KESESESESESE! West! You're turning all red!" Gilbert pushed himself away, chugging his beer and putting the little bird onto his shoulder and letting it perch. "I was just looking up her dress to see if she grew some cajones' or something. You can't blame me for looking..." Then Prussia nodded, shooting his brother a cocky grin. "I'll know when I find her. Cause she's going to be as awesome as me! Pure awesome will RADIATE from her! And we'll be the most AWESOME couple in the world!"
"I'm not turning red. And good luck finding someone who'll put up with your ego..." He replied, grabbing a beer for him himself, and turning to leave the room. "And you really shouldn't have looked up her dress, no matter the excuse." Ludwig understood Gilbert's excuse, he had sometimes wondered if Eliza was in fact a girl. But that didn't mean it was alright to look up a girl's skirt.
"Go finish getting ready before people start showing up."
Gilbert waved off his littler brother and placed the bird on his chest. "Now! Repeat after me. Gilbert. Is. Awesome." The Gilbird piyoed quietly and the albino held the bird up in the air. "DIDJA HEAR THAT WEST? He said I was awesome! In awesome bird language!"
Ludwig rolled his eyes, leaving the room. "Of course he did, Gilbert. Of course." He agreed sarcastically. Honestly, sometimes he had no idea how to deal with his brother...but that's alright. He was still his brother, and they got along pretty well for being opposites.