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Minako: Sorry for not updating in a while Fredrick (the computer.) is sick and is messing up a lot so yeah..

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-Throws hands up-- Alright We admit it! This is our first time for writing a yaoi which is not finished and TRUST US there will be aLOT of smex pages.

DiZclaimer: I don't own D. Grey Man or Closer by Nine Inch Nails

When Lenalee finally finished Allen's makeup; she went back into her regular closest for Allen's outfit. Allen looked at himself in the mirror. The upper left side of his face looked like it was covered with sheer black lace. His right eye had heavy black eye-shadow. Lenalee came back with Allen's outfit, "Miranda! Don't you think Allen will be able to seduce a certain samurai in that ensemble?"

"Most Defiantly!"

Allen blushed, he was wearing a tight white button up shirt, and the bottoms of the sleeves were poofy and laced up with black. Ass tight black jeans, a black and gold spiked belt. A black vest, really chunky combat boots and a black eye patch over his left eye.

When Allen, Lenalee, Miranda, and Krory stepped out of the Shagin' Wagon the party was in full swing. "Krory chan!!" Lavi screamed jumping on Krory's back. Lavi looked like Hal from Switch, Lenalee and Miranda were Gothic Lolita twins, and Krory was well Krory.

"Allen, I think a certain samurai just walked in!" Lenalee and Miranda said in unison Allen turned to see Kanda in a long sleeved ripped shirt/vest thing, black shredded pants and chunky combat boots with spikes coming out of them. Half of his hair was spiked up and out while the other was just down. Although what surprised all of them the most was the number of piercings Kanda had. He had, like Allen, earrings going all the way up his ear, one on his eyebrow, one on his nose, and one that was a chain going from his ear to his lip. Allen wondered if Kanda had anymore, and trust me, he was going to find out!

"Allen!" Miranda and Lenalee said in perfect harmony, "I requested our song!"

"I'll pass; you guys know I can't dance."

"Bullshit I've seen you dance, and I got money for it." Cross said from across the room.

The 'twins' (AN: for all you slow people though there probably isn't any, the twins are Miranda and Lenalee) grabbed Allen and dragged him onto the dance floor. Lenalee told Marie to play the song when she gave the signal.

"Ok, get ready for Drop the Bomb." Lenalee said

"You Guys!!" Allen yelled

"You were the one that made up the routine!" The twins said

"Fine, but I hate you for this!!"

"Okay!"

Kanda looked to the, previously empty, dance floor to see Allen, Lenalee, and Mirada lined up. The music started, Kanda took note of how gracefully yet hauntingly Allen swayed in time with the beat. When the song ended everyone started to clap, a sketchy guy waltz over to Allen, "Hey baby, I'll make sure you have a nice time with me, under me."

Allen smirked, "I don't feel like being raped tonight thank you very much." The man stood there with his mouth agape.

"Allen!! You're not allowed to come home tonight!!" Lenalee and Miranda screamed.

"What?! Oh God they have already left." Allen scanned the room for anyone he knew, 'oh holy shit no!' the only person Allen knew was Kanda. Allen put on his cutest face and walked over to Kanda, "Hey Kanda?"

"What Moyashi?" Kanda said trying to control his hormones

Allen started to draw shapes on Kanda's chest, "I was wondering if I could spend the night at your house. I was kicked out of mine."

Kanda cocked an eyebrow, "Are you trying to seduce me?"

"I could be." Allen smirked, Kanda picked up the smaller boy and exited the room.

"Kanda, stop moving for a second." Kanda stopped and put the boy down. Allen smirked and pulled his lips up to Kanda's. Kanda was shocked for a second, but soon started to kiss back with more passion, Kanda was so into the kiss he did not feel Allen reach into his back pocket and grab his house keys. (An: I know you wanted me to say ass, I know you did!) Kanda asked for entrance but when he was turned down he pulled away.

"That's just a taste of what you get when you come home." Allen smiled and jingled Kanda's house keys, than ran to Kanda's house.

"Wow that went well."

Allen picked up the pace to Kanda's house for he could not believe what he was going to do.

When Kanda got to his house he had expected Allen to be lying on his bed waiting for Kanda to take the small boy, dear God was he wrong. By the time Kanda stepped into his room his eyes widened and mouth dropped to the floor. In thirty minutes Allen had turned Kanda's room into a little stripper joint pole and all. Kanda sat down on his bed wondering how Allen knew how to do all of this. After about ten minutes Allen came out in black leather lace up crotch pants, a leather vest of the same color, and black cat ears accompanied with a tail.

"No touching." Allen said as the music started with a heavy beat, "I want to fuck you like an animal; I want to feel you from the inside." Allen danced on the pole like a professional while singing along to the music. When the song hit the third verse Allen stopped pole dancing and started to strip dance. First, Allen grabbed his glove and slowly pulled it off with his teeth. Kanda was now sitting on his hands to keep from ravishing them boy. Allen's vest landed on the ground with a 'plop' catching Kanda's attention. By the time the chorus started again Allen was straddling Kanda while giving him a lap dance. Allen started to push his erection against Kanda's, making Kanda's twitch. Soon the song ended and Kanda crushed his lips against Allen's not even asking for entrance as he unlaced Allen's pants. Allen was apparently enjoying the kiss because of all the moans he was producing. (An: Does anyone else think the word producing is funny?) Kanda wanted to screw the boy until the mattress broke and even then he wouldn't stop, but he wanted to find all of Allen's sweet spots. Kanda moved to Allen's neck kissing, sucking, nibbling ext. Allen took in a sharp gasp while Kanda did this. Kanda stood up taking Allen with him. He nibbled on Allen's earlobe while putting his hands right above Allen's erection, "Allen, may I fuck you like an animal?" earning a mix between a moan and a scream, "Yes –ah- you –mm- may."

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The shagin' Wagon is a party bus that is made of Awsome. It has hydrolics!

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE REVEIWS AND SHIT!!

FireNose: Kyaa!! Arigato! Um No.. I didn't think of that... Allen is supposed to be Kanon from Antic Cafe in their Cherry; Sakura no Yuuki video. And Amnesia is indeed amazing -hands yaoi cake-

zenbon zakura : Ha indeed -hands yaoi cake-

Paybacksabitch: Kanda did because i thought it would be so OOC and i likes OOC BWAHAHAHA -hands yaoi cake-

YugiKitten: Arigato!! We enjoy making Kanda seem like one day he might be the uke! -hands yaoi cake-

love is but an element : We've updated We've updated!! I know you love us! -hands yaoi cake-

Man, We feel really loved i mean REALLY LOVED MWAH!! --Blows Kisses to everyone--