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Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, although that is what I want for my birthday……

After that little "event" about finding out who their Sex Ed teacherwas, the three Keyblade bearers went off to their first class which was Algebra, the subject of evil(Well, next to Sex Ed). At first glance, you would think that Riku would be in a higher grade than Sora and Roxas, but because of the incident involving a door to some type of darkness, something called Organization XIII and Sora's little "awakening", Riku missed two years of school and therefore, had to be in the same grade as Sora and Roxas.

As they were walking, they saw a site that should probably never be witnessed by anyone, (Especially Leon.): Cloud. And. Sephiroth. Making. Out. (AN: Sentence fragments are fun!) Here is what happened after:

Riku covered Sora's eyes.

Sora covered Roxas' eyes.

Leon walked by and started to pull Cloud away from Sephiroth.

Many curse words were thrown at each other.

Cloud whispered an idea into the ears of Sephiroth and Leon.

The three boys went into the bathroom and didn't come out for three hours.

And all of this happened in a time frame of 10.098 seconds.

"Ok…….. That doesn't happen every day…" Riku mumbled seemingly to no one…..

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In math class………

The three boys couldn't believe it. They have faced countless Heartless and Nobodies. They have defeated countless enemies. Heck, they just witnessed Cloud making out with Sephiroth. But they haven't seen anything THIS scary: Marluxia. Was. Their. Math. Teacher. (AN: I like using sentence fragments!)

"Good morning boys and girls! My name is Marluxia, but you can call me Marly if you so feel like it!"

Roxas' eye twitched.

"Now I'll start by taking attendance. When I call your name say "here." Sora?"

"Here."

"Riku?"

"Here."

"Cloud?"

"Uh…….. He's busy……." Sora and Riku said in unison.

"Ok…. Roxy?"

"It's Roxas, and here."

"Leon?"

"Busy…." Sora and Roxas said together.

"Sephiroth?"

"VERY busy." Sora, Riku and Roxas said together.

"What are those three boys so busy with that they can't come to class? Marluxia said confused by why three students are absent. Five seconds later, they hear this "conversation":

"OH GOD! HARDER!" (Cloud)

"You like this?" (Leon)

"FUCK YES!" (Cloud)

(Sephiroth said something, but his exact words can't be uttered in this fan fiction for the sake of people's sanities and to keep their meals from coming back up.)

Marluxia blinked then proceeded to say, "Ok……… Cloud, Leon and Sephiroth are absent due to "personal issues."

"Let's pretend that we never heard any of this……." Sora said.

"Agreed." Said Roxas and Riku.

Oh my god! I was cracking up the whole time I was typing this! I think I had a little too much fun with the sentence fragments and the use of the Caps Lock button though………

Next Chapter: English class and Kairi bashing galore!

R&R!