Hello again! So happy to have some readers (I know you're out there, even if you don't review). I will admit, I got the idea for one or two of these from other lists of this kind. And some were inspired by the new movie, but I suppose these could work for the movie as well.
67. Food fights in the mess hall are banned. If you start one… you don't want to know.
68. Should a food fight start, however, don't turn the replicators into food cannons.
69. Dr. McCoy does not have his own form of martial arts called "Bones-jitsu" that uses hypo-sprays as its weapon of choice. Thus, he is not a master in such an art (no matter what the Captain says).
70. No trick-or-treating or caroling around the ship.
71. "Speak Like a Pirate Day" is not a real holiday.
72. Do not pin bull-eyes on the back of Security personnel's shirts.
73. If you hate small or closed in spaces, flying, close quarters with other people, you get homesick easily, or all of the above, you should not be working on a Starship.
74a. Lt. Jose Martinez is a fag.
74b. No he is not.
75a. Lt. George Weston is a fag.
75b. No he is not
76a. Would you two stop it and make up already?
76b. Fine. Sorry Jose.
76c. It's okay George, I'm sorry too.
77a. This List is not to be used as a message board. Please stop.
(Rules 77b-77ag deleted)
78. Captain Kirk does not have the magical ability to talk computers to death. He has no magical abilities what so ever.
79. Mr. Spock has no magical abilities either.
80. Dr. McCoy does not make house calls (unless he deems it absolutely necessary, which is rare), so drag your ass down to Sick Bay yourself or with help from friends.
81. Do not use Starbook while on duty.
82. Don't shop for stuff on the stellar web while on duty.
83. If you forget the code to get into your room, using a phaser to open the door is not an acceptable alternative method of getting in.
84. Do not make Chekov say "nuclear vessels" more than necessary. He hates it, and doesn't see why it's so funny.
85. Don't post flyers through out the ship when it is someone's birthday.
86. There is no such thing as "Casual Fridays" on a Starship.
87. Do not tell a superior officer to "chill".