(1)- Neji's parents aren't dead in this fic...Yet. Who knows, maybe they won't die.

Heyy everyone. Please don't kill me. I know i haven't updated in a while but... ok, you caught me. I was procrastionating. Happy?? You should be 'cause I'm updating c=. Plus this chapter is long and has a point to it, so...please forgive me.

On with the story

Konoha High School of Yaoi and Yuri

"You mean- as in, Sasuke's brother??" I asked.

"Ah, yeah, I think he mentioned something about having a brother un," Dei answered.

"Hey, um Naruto, maybe you should go do your homework," Iruka said not looking away from Deidara. I took this as a sign they wanted to talk about something in private, so I went upsatirs. I turned on my computer and signed into MSN. A little box came up.

Dog-Boi Says: Haii Naruto!!

Ramen_Rulez Says: Hay Kiba. Whats doin??

Dog-Boi Says: Not Much. Waitin 4 Shika 2 com on. u??

Ramen_Rulez Says: My brother just got here. he got an art scholarship.

Dog-Boi Says: U have a brother??

Ramen_Rulez Says: Yea. Deidara. Hes gonna stay with Itachi.

Dog-Boi Says: Uchiha?? Sasukes brother?? R u serious?? I bet u'll b ova there all the tym. lol

Ramen_Rulez Says: Shut up. I dont lyk him. What does Itachi look lyk anyway??

Dog-Boi Says: He looks lyk Sasuke exceapt more lyk -/_\-

Ramen_Rulez Says: Haha. Ok.

~Bugs~aren't~creepy~ has been added.

*Suicide Serinity* has been added.

Dog-Boi Says: Haii Shino, Haii Gaara

Ramen_Rulez Says: Hay Guys

~Bugs~aren't~creepy~ Says: Hello

*Suicide Serinity* Says: ...

Ramen_Rulez Says: Do any of u no y Neji was angry/sad 2day??

Dog-Boi Says: Shika said hes been lyk that since gym.

~Bugs~aren't~creepy~ Says: He was probably jelous Gaara was running with Lee. what was with that anyway??

*Suicide Serinity* Says: Lee said he would help me in gym. thats all.

Ramen_Rulez Says: Maybe he lyks u Gaara??

*Suicide Serinity* Says: Yea right. whatever i gotta go. my brother wants the computer.

Dog-Boi Says: Nows ur chance Shino.

~Bugs~aren't~creepy~ Says: Whatever

Ramen_Rulez Says: I gotta go 2. Iruka is calling me. good luck Shino. byee

Ramen_Rulez has logged out.

I turned the computer off as I went downstairs.

As I entered the kitchen Deidara and Iruka were laughing about something, so I'm guessing whatever they were talking about has blown over.

"Naruto Go get ready. We're going out for dinner, to celebrate Deidara's scholarship," Iruka told me.(1)

I smiled at him and went up stairs to have a shower. I got out and quickly ran a brush through my hair, before I changed putting my best jeans and a My Chemical Romance shirt on. When I had finished getting ready I went back down stairs to find Deidara drawing at the kitchen table.

"Hey Dei, what cha drawing??" I asked, sitting down next to my brother. I leaned over and saw a man that looked a lot like Sasuke, except older, covering the page.

"It's Itachi." He replied," He said he likes my art, so I'm going to paint him a portrait, for his birthday next month." We sat together in silence while Deidara continued his drawing, until I noticed the time.

"Shouldn't you get ready soon?"

"Oh yeah. I've gotta get changed un, I'll be back in a minutes yeah," He answered walking upstairs.

Roughly 10 minutes later Iruka came downstairs muttering something about 'Deidara and his boyfriends'. He sat down with me at the table and we talked pointlessly, waiting for Deidara.

"Come on Deidara, it's already 6:15," Our guardian shouted from the kitchen.

"I'm coming yeah," Deidara yelled back as he left his room.

Deidara and I got in the car while Iruka locked the house. The drive was pretty much silent, the occasional directions from Dei. About 15 minutes later we arrived outside a semi-fancy restaurant. Inside was decorated nicely with candles and velvet table cloths. Deidara looked around the room like he was looking for someone, when a man in his late 20s asked us how many people will that table need to hold.

"We're looking for the Uchiha's yeah," Deidara told the man. He looked surprised at first, then ushered us to a section in the back.

"You didn't tell me we were going with them," I whispered to my brother.

"It was Itachi's idea," He whispered back.

We arrived at a table in the far back corner. There were three figures at the table. The first figure was a blue haired boy looked almost exactly like an older version of Sasuke, but had two scars under both of his eyes. I assumed this was Ithachi. Itachi got up - obscuring my vision of the other two figures - and kissed Deidara on the hand, before introducing the other two people at the table.

"Good Evening, I'm Itachi, this is my brother Sasuke(Sasuke's here!!)and this is Kakashi (our history teacher?)." Itachi informed us."I'm sorry mother and father could not join us, they have to work, but they agreed to let you stay Deidara."

"Awesome un. This is my brother Naruto and our guardian Iruka."

"I've seen you around, you're the new teacher aren't you," Kakashi asked Iruka as we sat down. Iruka sat on the end next to Kakashi, I sat between Sasuke and Deidara, while Deidara sat next to Itachi who was on the other end.

A waiter came over to ask for our orders then left. Everyone had their own little conversations, until Kakashi interrupted everyone.

"So, when did you two start dating??" Kakashi asked Itachi and Deidara. Itachi chuckled(2).

"W-we ar-ren't da-da-dating," Deidara stuttered out, blushing. I noticed Sasuke smirking next to me, while Iruka and Kakashi looked confused.

"B-but I thought- y-you acted like..." Iruka tried.

"No, I'm straight," Itachi continued to chuckle.

"Yeah, straight as a rainbow," I heard Sasuke mumble beside me.

"Which is more than I can say for you Kakashi," Itachi continued to speak.

"Haha yes, but I'm not in denial am I. Really Itachi, you're so gay you make roundabouts look straight" laughed the grey haired man. I get the feeling this isn't the first time they've had this conversation. Just as Iruka, Deidara and I thought there was going to be a full out fight Kakashi and Itachi burst out laughing.

Just them the meals arrived and everyone went back to their own conversations. I hadn't really said anything the whole time we were there except when I ordered. This was really out of character for me, but I was thinking. I know Deidara is gay, I'm pretty sure Iruka is gay too. I found out today most of my new friends are gay and most of my friends where I used to live were gay too. I guess I've always been Asexual. I've never had a girlfriend... or a boyfriend for that matter.

"Are you okay Naru?? You've barely eaten anything..." my brother asked. looked up to notice Sasuke and Itachi argueing about something, while Iruka amd Kakashi continued to talk about... whatever they're talking about.

"Yeah I'm fine. Just thinking," I replied.

"Don't hurt yourself dobe."

"Shut up teme."

Once dinner was finished Itachi insisted on paying, but Deidara and Iruka argued.

"Itachi, it was my celebration, I should pay un," Deidara said stubbornly.

"Thats excactly why I should pay. It was a congratulations. Think of this as my present," Itachi countered.

"No-one else got me a present yeah, why should you have to un??"

"Just let me pay, It's only $138."

"Only?! You're already letting me stay with you yeah."

"I think I should help pay too," Iruka put in.

"No. No-one else is paying for this un."

"It was my idea, I should pay"

"I'm his guardian, Its my responsibility."

Kakashi sat there laughing quietly to himself, Sasuke looked extremely bored and I didn't know what to do. Ever the brains of the situation Sasuke decided to voice his solution.

"Why don't you all split it?? That way you can all pay and stop arguing," Sasuke resloved, still looking bored. The three arguing looked at each other wondering why none of them came up with that. They each got out $46 and put it on the tray in front of them, Itachi adding another $20 for tip.

"I'll come by tomorrow afternoon to pick up your stuff Dei," the oldest Uchiha told Deidara as we left the restaurant. He then turned to Iruka and I, "It was nice meeting you two. I hope to see you again sometime."

He then turned back to Deidara and kissed him on the hand again, before heading towards his car.

"See you tomorrow dobe," Sasuke said as he walked after his brother. Kakashi smiled, waved then followed the two Uchihas.

"Well he seems nice. Maybe you've picked the right guy this time," Iruka told Dei.

"Yeah I think so too. Only one problem: he's not gay," Deidara sighed.

"You heard Kakashi, he's just in denial," our guardian tried to comfort my brother. Dei laughed.

"Plus Sasuke said he's 'as straight as a rainbow,'" I added.

"Speaking of, I noticed you staring at a certain young Uchiha all night, care to explain??" Dei joked.

"I wasn't staring!! I occasionally glimpsed at him... for long periods of time without blinking...but I wasn't staring!!" I tried to defend. We all laughed. "Yeah well what about Iruka!! He couldn't take his eyes off mr. history teacher," I wiggled my eyebrows at him.

Iruka blushed and mumbled, "I was having a conversation. It's rude not to look at someone when they're talking to you."

The whole car ride home we talked about the Uchiha's and Kakashi. When we arrived home we made soe tea and sat in the living room talking about... the Uchiha's and Kakashi, until Iruka noticed the time.

"It's already 11:20 and Naruto and I have to be at school by 8:30. Deidara you have class at 10(3)so you should be getting to bed too," Iruka mothered, "Good night boys."

As we all went to our rooms went to our rooms I relized something.

"I DON'T LIKE UCHIHA SASUKE!!"

(1): I no some people are thinking 'Why the fuck are they having dinner at 4pm for?' well cause Iruka is a teacher they didn't leave school until 4 and got home at 4:30 (yea it takes him that long to get home.) then the talk with Deidara and When he was on the computer took up about 45 minutes, then everyone got ready and that took 1 hour (showers and doing their hair and picking out clothes ect.) so by the time they left it would've been 6:15 pm and the would've gotten there about 6:30, then they had to order and the meals had to be cooked. so really they had dinner at a good time. =)

(2): I no Itachi probably wouldn't start chuckling, but hey, this is my story and in my story ITACHI CHUCKLES!!! C=

(3): am for you stupid people. =P

A/N: well wasn't that fun?? soo sorry once again about taking soo long. I know now isn't the best time to ask but... can you do me a couple of favours??

First one: can you please go on my page and there is a note at the top, can you please do that for me and I will love you forever!!

Second one: Can you please reveiw. When people don't reveiw it makes me feel like my story isn't being read and I feel like I should give up on it, so please reveiw and I'll....love you forever?? =D

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Lilyth xoxo

p.s. -/_\- ITACHI!!! hehe